Poor Tiger...

[Chris]

This made me want to puke-

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Nike-brings-back-the-voice-of-Earl-Woods-in-new-?urn=golf,232781

He partied like a rockstar and now he's acting like a 12-year-old boy that got caught telling a fib.

Tiger's sorry alright. Sorry he got caught. Sorry he can't be Mr. Squeaky Clean AND nail all the hot trim he can get his hands on.

[Chris]

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[Indy]

Pathetic...he's just a shill for the corporate marketing game anymore. I'd love to have his money but hate to sell my soul to a bunch of corporate suits. Seconds after his wife clobbered him with a golf club this became a scripted return. He's playing us just like he plays his courses and I just shake my head when I see those corporate dorks in the gallery with their golf hats on and polo shirts cheering for him...equally pathetic.

[THEJOKER]

He's a billionaire!

[bluellama]

Yesterday's Par 3 Contest was great. Grandpa's with their Grandkids, guys with their kids, and no tiger.
Depending on how much CBS shows tiger will determine if I switch to TSN.ca to watch their live internet feed.

[Chris]

He's a billionaire!

You'd think with a billion dollars he could buy himself a pair.

He should have thought about how much he didn't want to lose whatever he's hanging onto so tightly before he started nailing everthing he could catch. Or he should tell the world "I'm rich, I'm a star, I'm going to behave as I please".

[Knot 4 Me]

What's even more pathetic than Tiger's lack of sac is that many will buy his line of "woe is me" BS and will have pity for him. He says to the media, "I look back at what I have done and it was some pretty horrible stuff". All the while he is thinking, "I look back at the trim I was nailing and it was some pretty premium stuff".

[Wrinkleface]

:puke:

[LotoSteve]

Not that I give a chit, but why get married in the first place. He could have banged all the trim he wanted and gotten married late in life if he wanted kids.


A Letter To Jessie James

You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?

How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world.
She has a body to die for and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah.

Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named "America's Sweetheart."



You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in front of the world



while you were porkin’ away.



You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated ******* cheater on the planet!



How can you live with yourself!



I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece of **** that you are:



Thanks for taking the heat off of me. Let’s do lunch.


~Tiger

[Tommy Gun]

That's great!

[mosi]

Thank God I'm a priest and because of my vow of poverty I don't have to worry about those kinds of problems.........
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[Blue Oval]

Won't be able to get close to him on the golf course, but we could rent one of the banners you fly behind the plane. New post- what would you say to Tiger in 6 words or less!

[Cash Bar]

New post- what would you say to Tiger in 6 words or less!

YOU DA MAN, TIGER !!!

[Tommy Gun]

Can I borrow your Blackberry?

[Wrinkleface]

Can I borrow your Blackberry?

no, I have an I-phone!!!!:sifone:

[ROGUE]

He really should recruit his stable of girls as his caddies ( in bikinis even), a different one for each event, or day. Now that might make me watch golf.

[DAREDEVIL]

He's a billionaire!

:iagree: , so who really cares...i would not ...oh, i actually don't care about anything anyways and i am BROKE !!!!!! LOL:sifone:

[Blue Oval]

:willy_nilly:[QUOTE=Blue Oval;473753]Won't be able to get close to him on the golf course, but we could rent one of the banners you fly behind the plane. New post- what would you say to Tiger in 6 words or less![/QUO 18 more holes to stick it in!

[Switzer It]

he shot a -4/68, nice first round..

[TCEd]

How about old school Fred Couples. He's the leader, wore cleatless flat sole shoes and no socks on a wet course.

[JupiterSunsation]

How about old school Fred Couples. He's the leader, wore cleatless flat sole shoes and no socks on a wet course.

I like Freddy Couples.........whether he is winning or losing he has the same persona. Personally he has a whacky home life. First wife set herself on fire and jumped off a college building in California. Girlfriend recently died of cancer after having a bad breakup. Guy isn't great at showing his feelings....:kiss:

[Bote Loco]

So when was the last time the poor sex addict was with a woman?

[Wrinkleface]

So when was the last time the poor sex addict was with a woman?

prolly in sex rehab!!!!:eek:

[THEJOKER]

How about old school Fred Couples. He's the leader, wore cleatless flat sole shoes and no socks on a wet course. That's what I'm talking about. He's won 3 in a row on The Champions Tour. Always my favorite.......

[mosi]

here ya go..... the 2 that flew....
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..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWtpPimFPjE


and....

[Tommy Gun]

If his premature demise has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish below the glossy veneer of the high life, and inspired you to change your ways, then his exposure carries with it an inherent nobility. And a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You can say "Poor Tiger." I say: "Poor us."

[mosi]

Very Excellent TG....
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.....Cowardice asks the question, 'Is it safe?' Expediency asks the question, 'Is it politic?' Vanity asks the question, 'Is it popular?' But, conscience asks the question, 'Is it right?' And there comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor politic, nor popular but one must take it because one's conscience tells one that it is right......
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......but other times one should take a position behind her and give that b!tch a good poking in the pooper!!!



AMEN





:USA:

[ROGUE]

Theres a lot of women and only so much time. Make the best of it.

[DonziGirl]

If his premature demise has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish below the glossy veneer of the high life, and inspired you to change your ways, then his exposure carries with it an inherent nobility. And a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You can say "Poor Tiger." I say: "Poor us."

Gone in 60 seconds (kinda :smash:)