Unbelievable (but true)

[BBB725]

#1

A terrible diet and a room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his own gas.
There was no mark on his body, but an autopsy showed large amounts of methane gas in his system, police said. His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage (and a couple of other things).
It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing from the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed, police said. Had he been outside or had his windows been opened, it wouldn't have been fatal. But the man was shut up in his near-airtight bedroom.
He was “a big man with a huge capacity for creating[this deadly gas],” a police representative said.
Three of the rescuers got sick and one was hospitalized.

[BBB725]

#2

Cotton Patch,Ark. — Two local men were injured when their pick-up truck left the road and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 early Monday morning.
Woodruff County deputy Dovey Snyder reported the accident shortly aftermidnight Monday. Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc and Billy Ray Wallis, 38, of Little Rock are listed in serious condition at Baptist Medical Center.
The accident occurred as the two men were returning to Des Arc after a frog-gigging trip.
On an overcast Sunday night, Poole's pick-up truck's headlights malfunctioned. The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the older model truck had burned out.
As a replacement fuse was not available, Wallis noticed that the .22 caliber bullet from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to the steering wheel column. Upon inserting the bullet, the
headlights again began to operate properly and the two men proceeded eastbound toward the White River bridge.
After traveling approximately 20 miles and just before crossing the river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged and struck Poole in the right testicle. The vehicle swerved sharply to the right, exiting the pavement and striking a tree.
Poole suffered only minor cuts and abrasions from the accident, but required surgery to repair the other wound. Wallis sustained a broken collar bone and was treated and released.
“Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston shot his nuts off or we might both be dead,” Wallis said.
Snyder said, “I've been a trooper for 10 years in this part of the world, but this is a first for me. I can't believe that those two would admit how this accident happened.”

[BBB725]

#3

Portland, Ore. — Doctors at Portland's University Hospital said Wednesday an Oregon man shot through the skull by a hunting arrowis lucky to be alive and will be released soon from the hospital.
Tony Roberts, 25, lost his right eye last weekend during an initiation into a men's rafting club, Mountain Men Anonymous, in Grants Pass, Ore. A friend tried to shoot a beer can off his head, but the arrow entered Roberts' right eye.
Doctors said had the arrow gone onemillimeter to the left, a major blood vessel would have cut and Roberts would have died instantly.
Neurosurgeon Johnny Delashaw at the University Hospital in Portland said the arrow went through eight to 10 inches of brain, with the tip protruding at the rear of his skull, yet somehow managed to miss all major blood vessels. Delashaw also said had Robert tried to pull the arrow out on his own he surely would have killed himself.
Roberts admitted afterwards he and his friends had been drinking that afternoon. Roberts said, “I feel so dumb about this.'”

[BBB725]

#4

VANCOUVER (CP) — A man arguing over a love triangle accidently shot himself in the groin, taking off his testicles and part of his penis.
Police said the man was waving a .357 Magnum revolver around during the shouting match early yesterday. But when he stuffed it back in his pants the gun went off.
Police were called to the hospital after the man in his 20s was brought in by friends. Charges were pending against the victim.

[BBB725]

#5

Kincaid, W. Va. (AP) — A man at a party popped a blasting cap into his mouth and bit down, triggering an explosion that blew off his lips, teeth and tongue, state police said Wednesday.
The 24-year-old Kincaid man bit the blasting cap as a prank during a party late Tuesday night, Cpl. M.D.Payne said.
“Another man had it in an aquarium, hookedto a battery, and was trying to explode it,” Payne said. “It wouldn't go off and this guy said, 'I'll show you how to set it off.' I just can't imagine anyone doing something like that,” Payne said.

[BBB725]

#6

Alamo, Mich. — A 34-year-old Alamo resident was killed in March as he was trying to repair what police described as a “farm-type truck.”
The man got a friend to drive the truck on a highway while Burns hung underneath so that he could ascertain the ource of a troubling noise. The man's clothes caught on something, however, and the other man found him “wrapped in the drive shaft.”

[BBB725]

#7

Newton, N.C. — A 47-year-old man accidentally shot himself to death in December in Newton when, awakening to the sound of a ringing telephone beside his bed, he reached for the phone but grabbed instead a Smith & Wesson .38 Special, which discharged when he drew it to his ear.

[clayinaustin]

Darwin candidates all :D

[boatme]

was in the news last night

Police were chasing a guy and his pasanger when they pulled off the road and ran. The jumped a fence to get away Problem is the fence they jumped was into a womens prison yard

What a bunch of tools LOL

[catastrophe]

#7

Newton, N.C. — A 47-year-old man accidentally shot himself to death in December in Newton when, awakening to the sound of a ringing telephone beside his bed, he reached for the phone but grabbed instead a Smith & Wesson .38 Special, which discharged when he drew it to his ear.


Please pass this to Cuda somehow so he doesnt end the same way.

[jayboat]

Please pass this to Cuda somehow so he doesnt end the same way.

Second time today I've been reminded of that fool... :ack2:

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/7624/firstahole.jpg

[Wrinkleface]

#1

A terrible diet and a room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his own gas.
There was no mark on his body, but an autopsy showed large amounts of methane gas in his system, police said. His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage & BEER:cheers2: (and a couple of other things).
It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing from the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed, police said. Had he been outside or had his windows been opened, it wouldn't have been fatal. But the man was shut up in his near-airtight bedroom.
He was “a big man with a huge capacity for creating[this deadly gas],” a police representative said.
Three of the rescuers got sick and one was hospitalized.

Has anybody heard From Bobcat lately??????????:leaving:

[drpete3]

The few other things being BEER?

[Wrinkleface]

The few other things being BEER?

C quote post # 12!!!:toetap05:

[drpete3]

Sorry missed the edit

[fund razor]

Internet rule number 37: It is honorable to slam people who you know can't read it and can't respond. :)

[Wobble]

Internet rule number 37: It is honorable to slam people who you know can't read it and can't respond. :)

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