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Bobcat
03-10-2010, 09:18 AM
Murinal

A Painted Toilet.
BBB725
03-10-2010, 09:26 AM
ARBITRATOR


A cook that leaves Arby's to work at Burger King.
BBB725
03-10-2010, 09:28 AM
POLYGON:


A dead parrot.
BBB725
03-10-2010, 09:29 AM
RELIEF :


What trees do in the spring.
Tommy Gun
03-10-2010, 09:51 AM
Renig

Shift change at the car wash
Boss252
03-10-2010, 09:58 AM
Foreploy


Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Knot 4 Me
03-10-2010, 10:21 AM
Hoedown

What I yell when my wife trips and falls.
getchasum111
03-10-2010, 10:30 AM
hungover

how i feel today
Chris
03-10-2010, 10:55 AM
Obeliscolychny


Showing you the way.












(That one is for you Tom)
BBB725
03-10-2010, 11:39 AM
Got these in an email

1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.

8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease.

9. Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

10. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.

12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an *******.
Chris
03-10-2010, 12:48 PM
Procrastitution
clayinaustin
03-10-2010, 01:29 PM
8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease.


I've have that for years! :p
clayinaustin
03-10-2010, 01:30 PM
14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.


Hee hee! :D
Ted
03-10-2010, 01:48 PM
Procrastitution


Procrastitution- Deciding maybe you'll get a hooker tomorrow.
Bobcat
03-10-2010, 02:16 PM
JayBamaniac



a Myopic view of the current Presidency:leaving:
Blue Oval
03-10-2010, 04:09 PM
Bobology-Sunday services at the raft up with a Rum and Coke! Wrinkleface talking be drowned out by AC/DC cranked to Chinese 9!
Wrinkleface
03-10-2010, 04:36 PM
WrinkleDiggler

The way it starts off & the way it ends "UP"!!!!:biggrinjester:
phragle
03-10-2010, 05:13 PM
Gnarlicle..

Something radical and gnarly at the same time...
Wrinkleface
03-10-2010, 05:26 PM
Gnarlicle..

Something radical and gnarly at the same time...

is his name Paul?????????????:leaving:
phragle
03-10-2010, 05:53 PM
is his name Paul?????????????:leaving:


It is when he comes clean about the Doug Wright he bought and rerigged to destroy the race course this season....
Chris
03-10-2010, 06:17 PM
Procrastitution- Deciding maybe you'll get a hooker tomorrow.

It's basically that employee who feels he's doing you a favor working for you. He feels he's worth way more than he's being paid (selling out to the man) so he only does the barest of minimum required to keep the job.
Blue Oval
03-10-2010, 07:06 PM
Spyrafting-the art of rafting up to get a closer look at the hotties on the boat!

Hoochrafting-the art of rafting up to see what your buddy has in his cooler to drink!

Chowrafting-Looking for the 36ft Sea ray to raft up to, because you know they have food to eat!
Blue Oval
03-10-2010, 07:11 PM
Squatrafting- the art of not using your porta potti, so you raft up so your wife or girlfriend can use your buddies porta potti and not get yours dirty!
Big Time
03-10-2010, 07:37 PM
Recrap:To sum up a discussion composed largely of useless bull$hit.
BY U BOY
03-10-2010, 10:47 PM
Renig

Shift change at the car wash

I thought it was KFC:cheers2:
MacGyver
03-11-2010, 08:13 AM
A Sniglet thread, nice :)

Sniglet: any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, but should.
baddogz28
03-11-2010, 02:33 PM
Shimmered (****faced/hammered)

Disastrophe (a baddogz28 original)