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cigdaze
02-22-2010, 02:33 PM
TOLEDO, OH -- One man was sent to the hospital Sunday night after a fight broke out at the Chuck E. Cheese's Restaurant in South Toledo.

The incident happened around 8:00 p.m. at the Airport Hwy. location. Customers say it started when one man was using an airhorn.

Toledo Police say they were called to the restaurant on a report of a man with a gun and shots fired. When they arrived they saw the suspect, Javon Jade, 22, fleeing the scene in an SUV with a female and child.

Patrons say that before police arrived, a fight erupted between Jade and another man inside the restaurant. The suspect pulled out a gun and both men exited the restaurant to the parking lot. Witnesses say they heard a gun shot but could not see anything.

The victim, Ricky Luster, 18, told police he followed Jade out into the parking lot where he was then pistol whipped in the head. He told police Jade fired one gun shot into the ground before fleeing in a green SUV.

Police were able to locate Jade in his vehicle a short time later. He has been charged with felonious assault.

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And here's an older story, but this gets honorable mention. :D :D :D

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BELLEVUE, OH -- Police say a man was arrested after admitting to, and being caught on DVD having sex with his picnic table repeatedly.

Investigators say they received a tip that Art Price Jr., 40, of 146 Brinker St. in Bellevue was having sex with a picnic table while outside on the deck. The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.

Police say on March 13, the tipster dropped off three DVDs which showed Price in the act. On four occasions, Price is seen naked and masturbating in the rear room near the open doorway; he then comes out to the deck. He tilts the metal round picnic table on its side and lays up against it and has sexual intercourse with the table. Afterwards he cleans the table and the deck.

Police say the the incidents occurred close to Ridge Elementary School.

On March 20 Huron County prosecutors met with investigating officers and were shown the DVDs. Later that day, Price was brought in for questioning.

Police say that during questioning, Price admitted he had sex with the picnic table. He also confirmed the incidents caught on the DVD and admitted to having sex with the table inside his home.

On June 18, 2008, Price pleaded 'no contest' to disseminating harmful material to juveniles and public indecency. According the the Huron County Department of Corrections, he was sentenced to six months in jail.

.38Special
02-22-2010, 02:38 PM
I know exactly where that is! We work in the area 3-4 days a week! Too funny!

DollaBill
02-22-2010, 02:43 PM
It was a good looking table I'm sure. I mean, honestly, who hasn't been there at one time or another?

jayboat
02-22-2010, 02:45 PM
I've done it ON a picnic table... there was a blonde involved.

Ratickle
02-22-2010, 02:52 PM
I've done it ON a picnic table... there was a blonde involved.

A real blonde?????

tommymonza
02-22-2010, 02:55 PM
I will never be able to look at that little hole in the middle of our table where the umbrella goes the same again.:eek:

fund razor
02-22-2010, 02:57 PM
The nice thing about the shootings in Toledo is that most of the shooters never hit anything.
Except on Saturday night, when a guy with a carry permit came home to a pair of burglars and he shot and killed one and although the other one escaped, he was pretty sure that he hit that one too. They are still looking for the bleeder and have not released the identity of the shooter.

A couple of months ago some jackazzes let loose with like 35 rounds in and at a bar and nobody got hit. I guess that while holding your pistol at a 45 degree angle to the ground looks cool, it may reduce effectiveness. Bummer.

fund razor
02-22-2010, 02:58 PM
I will never be able to look at that little hole in the middle of our table where the umbrella goes the same again.:eek:

If you don't look at it at all, you won't fall in love. :D

tommymonza
02-22-2010, 03:02 PM
If you don't look at it at all, you won't fall in love. :D


I am just afraid the glass will break with my fatazz on it.:sifone:

catastrophe
02-22-2010, 03:14 PM
If you don't look at it at all, you won't fall in love. :D

The guy was obviously a LEG man.

Brad
02-22-2010, 03:56 PM
I got combat training from overseas
Now I'm the bouncer at the Chucky Cheese
I think I'd rather do a year in jail
Than another afternoon
In Chucky Cheese Hell

Chucky Cheese Hell
I'm in Chucky CHEEEEEEESE HELL!
We cater to a snot nose clientele
In Chucky Cheese Hell

Mama drives Chipper to the Chucky Mall
Watches him wallor in some plastic balls
The band sucks and the pizza's cold
And you eat it with a slobberin' four year old
In Chucky Cheese Hell

Puke with pepperoni still smells the same
You waste a paycheck on a video game
Lined up out the door like The Stones are in town
There ain't enough Chucky ass whippin's
To go round

In Chucky Cheese Hell
I'm in Chucky CHEEEEEEEESE HELL!
Squallin' youngins and a skee ball bell
In Chucky Cheese Hell

I did two tours of duty in Vietnam
Fightin' jungle rot and braving napalm
But they couldn't torture me half as well
As them little birthday $@*#*@*$!
In Chucky Cheese Hell

Chucky Cheese Hell
I'm in CHUCKY CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE HELL!!
Ow Wo Wo

[Spoken]
And if you haven't taken your child to Chucky Cheese you suck as a parent!

cigdaze
02-22-2010, 03:58 PM
I feel bad for any guy who can fit his member into the umbrella hole.

Here's our picnic perpetrator.

jayboat
02-22-2010, 07:47 PM
I almost posted a link to that tune when I saw this thread. :sifone:

Fred Eaglesmith is a funny mofo.


I got combat training from overseas
Now I'm the bouncer at the Chucky Cheese
I think I'd rather do a year in jail
Than another afternoon
In Chucky Cheese Hell

Chucky Cheese Hell
I'm in Chucky CHEEEEEEESE HELL!
We cater to a snot nose clientele
In Chucky Cheese Hell

Mama drives Chipper to the Chucky Mall
Watches him wallor in some plastic balls
The band sucks and the pizza's cold
And you eat it with a slobberin' four year old
In Chucky Cheese Hell

Puke with pepperoni still smells the same
You waste a paycheck on a video game
Lined up out the door like The Stones are in town
There ain't enough Chucky ass whippin's
To go round

In Chucky Cheese Hell
I'm in Chucky CHEEEEEEEESE HELL!
Squallin' youngins and a skee ball bell
In Chucky Cheese Hell

I did two tours of duty in Vietnam
Fightin' jungle rot and braving napalm
But they couldn't torture me half as well
As them little birthday $@*#*@*$!
In Chucky Cheese Hell

Chucky Cheese Hell
I'm in CHUCKY CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE HELL!!
Ow Wo Wo

[Spoken]
And if you haven't taken your child to Chucky Cheese you suck as a parent!