First moderately epic weekend since moving to Austin

[baddogz28]

It's been awhile since I've posted about my exploits with random women on SOS and since the responses on here have been largely favorable, I figured I would post up about last weekend.

As some of you may or may not know, my roommate and I (a fellow cocksman) hooked up the 'Mate and pulled it down to Austin along with all of our other ****, an idea concocted over beer one night. Sex with randoms, along with the longer boating season were crucial deciding factors in our move...

As per reason 1, sex with randoms... Got the ball rolling over the weekend. Here is the condensed version:

Here are the cliffs notes:

Ran amuck all over DT Austin.
Got 4 phone numbers that I remember: Caitie, Maya, Kat and Dora (the explorer.)
Pics of Dora to follow.
Kat not worth mentioning... A late night caller for me at best.
One hot tub cram session in front of everybody with dora
and one half assed double team
and two mid day super hard cram sessions with dora Sunday. Bobby banged Gen, Dora's friend.

Asked Dora how her day was yesterday via text, she responded "horrible, I can't walk."


Quality ****ing weekend.

[clayinaustin]

Congrats and welcome to Austin! :D

On Friday night I took my (bi) girl and another (bi) girl to the Yellow Rose. There we met up with a 22 year-old hot dancer. Before the end of the night I had three more hot dancer's phone numbers and they all want to go out for Topless Tuesdays this summer. They are all now friends on Facebook. :cool:

Oh yeah, the two (bi) girls I brought got super horny at the strip joint and were going down on each other in the back seat of my Silverado before I could get them back to my place. :sifone:

Good times! :cheers2:

[cigdaze]

"horrible, I can't walk."


Quality ****ing weekend.

Mission accomplished.
:cheers2:

[baddogz28]

Haha thanks Clay. I'd expect nothing else from you. :USA:

We're gonna hit our stride here shortly, the stars are starting to align...

Here's one from a couple weeks ago for 'ya'll's' viewing pleasure:

[baddogz28]

Mission accomplished.
:cheers2:
:sifone: I wonder what fat tues will bring?

[fund razor]

Hopefully no man hands. :D

[MarylandMark]

Hopefully no man hands. :D

:sifone:

going to see more of them in the After Hours?

[clayinaustin]

In October 2009 Lake Travis was 50 feet down from full (681). Today it is only 6.5 feet down from full and still rising.

http://www.lcra.org/water/conditions/lake.html (http://www.lcra.org/water/conditions/lake.html)

This summer is gonna rock! :cool:

[baddogz28]

Hopefully no man hands. :D

HAHAHA tough crowd!!!
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs211.snc3/21870_1124142802365_1790976489_270718_7581567_n.jpg

[baddogz28]

In October 2009 Lake Travis was 50 feet down from full (681). Today it is only 6.5 feet down from full and still rising.

http://www.lcra.org/water/conditions/lake.html (http://www.lcra.org/water/conditions/lake.html)

This summer is gonna rock! :cool:

You'll hear us coming, 3000 watts of eardrum shattering audio. If the boat's gonna be slow, a kickass system is the next best thing. :USA:

[TCEd]

So why do I think this is a little disgusting ?

[JupiterSunsation]

How long before Clay and BDZ28 are "touching" each other (through fluids!)......

can't be that many hot loose women in that town! :D

[baddogz28]

So why do I think this is a little disgusting ?

Because you don't like hot chicks. Don't worry, we won't judge. :toetap05:


JS: There ARE that many hot loose women in this town. And here I thought it was because I had game, way to burst my bubble!!! :rolleyes:

[DollaBill]

Yeah, what the he!! are you talking about "disgusting". Part of being involved in high performance boating is being a man-whore:sifone:

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[03darkshadow]

sweet story, kick ass weekend :cheers2: and no, i dont think its disgusting.

[baddogz28]

Starting to notice a trend in the avs of the guys who don't think this was disgusting... :cheers2:
http://seriousoffshore.com/forums/image.php?u=583&dateline=1248742485
http://seriousoffshore.com/forums/image.php?u=269&dateline=1266352281
http://seriousoffshore.com/forums/image.php?u=82&dateline=1226641463
http://seriousoffshore.com/forums/image.php?u=25&dateline=1251982284

[TCEd]

"One hot tub cram session in front of everybody with dora"
Something tells me Dora's done this before. Maybe that's why she's sore.

[DollaBill]

starting to notice a trend in the avs of the guys who don't think this was disgusting... :cheers2:
http://seriousoffshore.com/forums/image.php?u=583&dateline=1248742485
http://seriousoffshore.com/forums/image.php?u=269&dateline=1266352281
http://seriousoffshore.com/forums/image.php?u=82&dateline=1226641463
http://seriousoffshore.com/forums/image.php?u=25&dateline=1251982284

lmao

[DollaBill]

"One hot tub cram session in front of everybody with dora"
Something tells me Dora's done this before. Maybe that's why she's sore.

I did a hot tub cram session at about 10 am in the backyard of home in Ft. Lauderdale on a canal that faced all the boat traffic going to the air/sea show LOL. lots of horns and clapping

[baddogz28]

That's priceless. With how many chicks? LMAO

[DollaBill]

2. me and my buddy were trading them off. High five! The best part was that we were house-sitting for a friend (also a member here LMAO). Boy the neighbors loved us

[baddogz28]

Brings a tear to my eye. :cheers2:

[clayinaustin]

JS: There ARE that many hot loose women in this town. And here I thought it was because I had game, way to burst my bubble!!! :rolleyes:

I've been saying that for years. Austin rocks! :cheers2:

[fund razor]

What is it about Austin and such a high concentration of women with no self esteem? What's the secret? No approval from dad? Gotta be something.

[DollaBill]

What is it about Austin and such a high concentration of women with no self esteem? What's the secret? No approval from dad? Gotta be something.

Just my type

[pullmytrigger]

which one is Dora?...she sounds like a party....keep.....diggin'!!!!

[htrdlncn]

What is it about Austin and such a high concentration of women with no self esteem? What's the secret? No approval from dad? Gotta be something.
UT being a couple blocks from the nightclub district ??

:cheers2:

[fund razor]

UT being a couple blocks from the nightclub district ??

:cheers2:
That's not a nightclub district. That's the normal ring around a university. :D

[03darkshadow]

Just my type




dude, we need to take a trip. :cheers2:

[baddogz28]

which one is Dora?...she sounds like a party....keep.....diggin'!!!!

in the pink... She is. :sifone:

And it's not that they have low self esteem or daddy issues, they just love to have a good time here. And f^ck a lot. :smash:

[MarylandMark]

To think when I was 12-13 we moved from there to Maryland. WTF were my parents thinking... 1984ish- Texas had a lot of problems back then that we are seeing on a National scale now.

[THEJOKER]

Hey I grew up in and around Atlanta , the chick capital of the South! Been there , done that....get that out of your system and hopefully you'll survive.......find the right girl and have some kids...yes I'm officially old and ready to coach Little League Baseball!

[cigdaze]

Starting to notice a trend in the avs of the guys who don't think this was disgusting... :cheers2:
http://seriousoffshore.com/forums/image.php?u=583&dateline=1248742485
http://seriousoffshore.com/forums/image.php?u=269&dateline=1266352281
http://seriousoffshore.com/forums/image.php?u=82&dateline=1226641463
http://seriousoffshore.com/forums/image.php?u=25&dateline=1251982284

Too funny! Post of the day!

[Five Cent Worth]

It's been awhile since I've posted about my exploits with random women on SOS and since the responses on here have been largely favorable, I figured I would post up about last weekend.

As some of you may or may not know, my roommate and I (a fellow cocksman) hooked up the 'Mate and pulled it down to Austin along with all of our other ****, an idea concocted over beer one night. Sex with randoms, along with the longer boating season were crucial deciding factors in our move...

As per reason 1, sex with randoms... Got the ball rolling over the weekend. Here is the condensed version:

Here are the cliffs notes:

Ran amuck all over DT Austin.
Got 4 phone numbers that I remember: Caitie, Maya, Kat and Dora (the explorer.)
Pics of Dora to follow.
Kat not worth mentioning... A late night caller for me at best.
One hot tub cram session in front of everybody with dora
and one half assed double team
and two mid day super hard cram sessions with dora Sunday. Bobby banged Gen, Dora's friend.

Asked Dora how her day was yesterday via text, she responded "horrible, I can't walk."


Quality ****ing weekend.

Sounds like you have read Tucker Max's book. :cheers2:

[Perlmudder]

atta boy!

[JupiterSunsation]

Sounds like you have read Tucker Max's book. :cheers2:

That douchebag is grew up a few blocks from me in Boca Raton, FL.....miracle he has lived long enough to write a book. Parents were rich whackos.....

[fund razor]

Starting to notice a trend in the avs of the guys who don't think this was disgusting.

And here I was thinking that they were the guys without 20 year old daughters. ;) :D

[TCEd]

Because you don't like hot chicks. Don't worry, we won't judge. :toetap05:


JS: There ARE that many hot loose women in this town. And here I thought it was because I had game, way to burst my bubble!!! :rolleyes:

OK, so I let my conservative side show !!! Many years ago my employer had me working at Ft. Hood and we looked forward to being in Austin every weekend. What a fun city.
ed

[Buoy]

And here I was thinking that they were the guys without 20 year old daughters. ;) :D

Yeah, that's one way of putting it.

[Perlmudder]

And here I was thinking that they were the guys without 20 year old daughters. ;) :D

i am a hot single ready to mingle... :)

[imco offshore]

You guys make me want to move back to MIAMI,,,(and knock off 20 years) GOOD LUCK TO ALL ,,been their done that now miss it ,,, i,m jel,,,jel,,,,jeli ,,aahhhh,,,,:cheers2:

[Trim'd Up]

I am going to have to say. I strongly disapprove...that I wasn't there! :D

[baddogz28]

EDIT: :bump:
http://seriousoffshore.com/forums/image.php?u=583&dateline=1248742485
http://seriousoffshore.com/forums/image.php?u=269&dateline=1266352281
http://seriousoffshore.com/forums/image.php?u=82&dateline=1226641463
http://seriousoffshore.com/forums/image.php?u=25&dateline=1251982284

+

http://seriousoffshore.com/forums/image.php?u=415&dateline=1226534330


Yes I have read Tucker Max's book...

He lives on 6th st. in Austin. :USA:

[DollaBill]

Tuckers tales were commonplace in So Fl. Great idea for a book though

[Five Cent Worth]

Tuckers tales were commonplace in So Fl. Great idea for a book though

I agree - good funny book that was entertaining. I think what made it so appealing is that he seemed like a decently sharpe dude (Duke law degree and all...). Made the book read a little better for me. :cheers2:

[Five Cent Worth]

And of coarse we need this icon to make the thread complete...

:_boobies:

[baddogz28]

EDIT: :bump:
http://seriousoffshore.com/forums/image.php?u=583&dateline=1248742485
http://seriousoffshore.com/forums/image.php?u=269&dateline=1266352281
http://seriousoffshore.com/forums/image.php?u=82&dateline=1226641463
http://seriousoffshore.com/forums/image.php?u=25&dateline=1251982284
http://seriousoffshore.com/forums/image.php?u=415&dateline=1226534330

+

http://seriousoffshore.com/forums/image.php?u=2673&dateline=1266539456

There, that's more appropriate.

[DollaBill]

Nice work. Now pimp your location LOL

[baddogz28]

Haha thanks. The ball's rolling... Got the blonde last night. :sifone:
http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs096.snc3/16342_220571878081_831558081_4279478_5570451_n.jpg

[jeff1000man]

UT being a couple blocks from the nightclub district ??

:cheers2:

Bingo

[jeff1000man]

Haha thanks. The ball's rolling... Got the blonde last night. :sifone:
http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs096.snc3/16342_220571878081_831558081_4279478_5570451_n.jpg

I thought the song was BIG GREEN TRACTOR? Who cares, nice work so far.

[DollaBill]

good job. But, dude, a tractor? a chick posing with a phuking tractor?? do you live in Mayberry now?

[baddogz28]

That's just Texas man.

Every country broad here's been on a tractor. Hahaha.

[fund razor]

It's just like Footloose. :D

[DollaBill]

It's just like Footloose. :D

lmao

[baddogz28]

lmao

They must put roofies in the water supply down here...

Maya woke me up with her mouth at 530am before she left this morning. Quotable: "You can !@#$ my mouth if you want to, its ok if you're rough." :eek:


http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/ny2ks/OMFG-Argh.jpg

[fund razor]

Sounds like there will be some snow blowing down there too. :)

[clayinaustin]

http://images.news8austin.com/media/weather/onair/radar_travis-large.gif

[Big Time]

Maya woke me up with her mouth at 530am before she left this morning. Quotable: "You can !@#$ my mouth if you want to, its ok if you're rough." :eek:


http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/ny2ks/OMFG-Argh.jpg


Umm are those alarm clocks for sale anywhere? :rolleyes: I would like one of my own!

[Perlmudder]

They must put roofies in the water supply down here...

Maya woke me up with her mouth at 530am before she left this morning. Quotable: "You can !@#$ my mouth if you want to, its ok if you're rough." :eek:


http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/ny2ks/OMFG-Argh.jpg

ye boi! :sifone:

[baddogz28]

This is getting absurd now... Went out with the intention of hanging out with friends and just chillin last night.

Ended up getting a Twin Peaks girl's number. Hot. For those of you that aren't privy to the 'Peaks, it's like a junior Hooters with 18-22 year old girls that are hotter and not busted.

She left and a couple lesbians show up. One ugly, the other kinda cute in an 'I want to conquer a lesbian' kinda way. Short, fauxhawked hair. LOL. The three of us talked about running game on chicks and trying to get *****- a genuine tactical talk about pickup. The convo flowed and I asked them why they will screw each other with a strapon but dislike the dong. Something about intimacy; whatever.

We went to a little afterparty get together at the bar owners place (5 mins from my place) and she busted into the bathroom when I was taking a leak. She went on a rant about how no dick can please her, etc etc etc and basically asked me to cram her right there. I didn't have a jim hat so I was out on that. I think she called me a pu$$y or something, to which I replied "I'll f-n hurt you."

her: "$50 you can't. Bet."

me: "I'm gonna bottom out in you. Lets go."




We went to the house, and about two easy and one deep impact pump later, I won the bet. LMAO.

On the way back to the party, she said I suck in bed. I said 'I hurt ya. And you moaned. How about that fiddy?' :bump:

[DollaBill]

First mistake... "went out with the intention of". Do you know how many Sundays I went to Shooters with the "intention of" meeting Cash and some people for lunch to find myself holding a champagne bottle in a jacuzzi at 7 am on a monday morning with a couple naked chicks passed out on the deck? Too many to count my friend. Just surrender to the lifestyle and make every day count.

As for the lesbo, did her gf get pissed? I remember I turned one from a lesbo into a bi chick then back to a lesbo. Men are chit etc etc. Nice work overall:sifone:

[baddogz28]

First mistake... "went out with the intention of". Do you know how many Sundays I went to Shooters with the "intention of" meeting Cash and some people for lunch to find myself holding a champagne bottle in a jacuzzi at 7 am on a monday morning with a couple naked chicks passed out on the deck? Too many to count my friend. Just surrender to the lifestyle and make every day count.

As for the lesbo, did her gf get pissed? I remember I turned one from a lesbo into a bi chick then back to a lesbo. Men are chit etc etc. Nice work overall:sifone:

Thanks Bill.

The ugly one was just a friend I guess... Bobby told me that she the friend was wondering where we were, but the thought that we were screwing didn't even cross her mind. She thought we actually went to get smokes...

Almost made it. :sifone:

[baddogz28]

Update: Tues night, the one in pink from post 4... FUN

Last night, Maya. Never been slapped around by a girl in bed before. Weird. :leaving: This one's into the rough trade.

This morning, Maya, more sober. No more face slapping, thank God... She still dropped a couple pegs after last night's performance. It was like the scene from "Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinkin Your Juice in the Hood" with Marlon Wayans and his innocent-looking party random...

"When I drink I getta little crazyyyy...."

"go ahead girl you get crazy."


(girl turns into demon)


"C'mere motherfvcker your ass is mine!!!"

<no thanks.>

[clayinaustin]

Ha Ha! Welcome to the ATX! :D

[fund razor]

Never been slapped around by a girl in bed before. Weird. :leaving:
You have now.
Just be glad she didn't have man hands. ;)

If she is anything like you, she is on some other forum telling everybody about the random boy from up north that she made her b*tch.

[MarylandMark]

Just be glad she didn't have man hands. ;)

Keyboard please- good stuff!! I wonder if newbies wonder if we've all lost it at times when we get to cross-threading posts.

[Buoy]

Keyboard please- good stuff!! I wonder if newbies wonder if we've all lost it at times when we get to cross-threading posts.

I remember when you (MM) first got involved in the forums and went back and read damn near every thread that existed just to learn all the inside jokes.
That took some dedication.

But, there are some inside stories and jokes here that go back 10+ years.

[baddogz28]

See video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-mZ8AsvHX4

It's not that funny to me because it was actually like this a little bit. LMAO.

[baddogz28]

You have now.
Just be glad she didn't have man hands. ;)

If she is anything like you, she is on some other forum telling everybody about the random boy from up north that she made her b*tch.

Haha who knows. Judging by her text to me @ 10:40 AM, I'm not sure she even realizes that she brutalized me....


Somehow your sexing is both magically keeping me awake and also prevented me from having a wine headache. Well done :)

Hey Fund, here's your man hands update for 2/25/10.

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs236.snc3/22370_1130643364875_1790976489_282391_1833877_n.jpg

[ThrottleUp Props]

Keyboard please- good stuff!! I wonder if newbies wonder if we've all lost it at times when we get to cross-threading posts.

As long as there is no "Sword Crossing" its all good, to me!

Julie

[MarylandMark]

Hey Fund, here's your man hands update for 3/25/10.

Black is slimming, even where you don't want it to be- works both ways

[baddogz28]

Black is slimming, even where you don't want it to be- works both ways

The black isn't on her hands Mark. :smash:

[pullmytrigger]

Last night, Maya. Never been slapped around by a girl in bed before. Weird. :leaving: This one's into the rough trade.

(girl turns into demon)


"C'mere motherfvcker your ass is mine!!!"

<no thanks.>

good move.....stay away!!!.....one of my exes was a bad drunk every once in awhile.....would just start trying to slap and punch you as hard as she could.....you would start to get pizzed off and more than once I was going to pop her one.....then I realized in that in that demon hate men state if I touched her she would probably call the cops and id be in jail with a domestic assult charge and get kicked out of my own house.......be careful with these bar b itches dude

[Buoy]

good move.....stay away!!!.....one of my exes was a bad drunk every once in awhile.....would just start trying to slap and punch you as hard as she could.....you would start to get pizzed off and more than once I was going to pop her one.....then I realized in that in that demon hate men state if I touched her she would probably call the cops and id be in jail with a domestic assult charge and get kicked out of my own house.......be careful with these bar b itches dude

Heh,
It's only a matter of time before one of these girls (or their Father) finds pics and stories on the internet themselves (or of their daughter).
That's when it will really get interesting.

Don't get me wrong, in my younger days, I had my fun. But, I didn't make posters about the girl and place them in public to make her look like a tramp.

[fund razor]

Hey Fund, here's your man hands update for 3/25/10.

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs236.snc3/22370_1130643364875_1790976489_282391_1833877_n.jpg
Photoshop? :D
(I wish it was March.) :(

[fund razor]

The black isn't on her hands Mark. :smash:

I think he meant her top. :leaving:

[BUIZILLA]

the one in post #4 was my choice.. :)

[MarylandMark]

I think he meant her top. :leaving:

+1 I'm glad someone got that- I didn't want to point it out in case it was just me..

Baddogz28- you better hope is Maya not related to the chick on this post (http://www.seriousoffshore.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14988)

[baddogz28]

good move.....stay away!!!.....one of my exes was a bad drunk every once in awhile.....would just start trying to slap and punch you as hard as she could.....you would start to get pizzed off and more than once I was going to pop her one.....then I realized in that in that demon hate men state if I touched her she would probably call the cops and id be in jail with a domestic assult charge and get kicked out of my own house.......be careful with these bar b itches dude

I know it sounds like a load of BS, but this is really the only 'bad apple' I've had the displeasure of hooking up with. And as hard as it is to believe, I don't target skeezers, I tend to get along better with the girl next door types, not total bar sloots.


Photoshop? :D
(I wish it was March.) :(

You got me. LMAO.


+1 I'm glad someone got that- I didn't want to point it out in case it was just me..

Baddogz28- you better hope is Maya not related to the chick on this post

I got it... The chick's skinny, it's usually her hands people hammer on, hence my response about her hands not appearing 'slimmed.' ;)


Heh,
It's only a matter of time before one of these girls (or their Father) finds pics and stories on the internet themselves (or of their daughter).
That's when it will really get interesting.

Don't get me wrong, in my younger days, I had my fun. But, I didn't make posters about the girl and place them in public to make her look like a tramp.

If this weren't a private forum, I wouldn't post this stuff.

And you can bet that if a girl I hook up with has a dad into offshore, I'm gonna find out it before I post any pictures of you angry hockey dad's little girls up on here. :kiss:

[MarylandMark]

If this weren't a private forum, I wouldn't post this stuff.

Speaking of private forums- when we going to see them in the dock hooker thread??? :sifone:

[fund razor]

That took some dedication.


Nothing took as much dedication as deleting 5,000 posts from the other place. :D :D

[baddogz28]

Speaking of private forums- when we going to see them in the dock hooker thread??? :sifone:

Good question. I'll get on that for you fellas. :sifone:

[MarylandMark]

I remember when you (MM) first got involved in the forums and went back and read damn near every thread that existed just to learn all the inside jokes.

I'd hate to come off as ill informed, what would happen to my creditability?
:rolleyes:


Nothing took as much dedication as deleting 5,000 posts from the other place.

:cheers2:

I like action- don't like some thing, don't complain about it, do some thing about it. Don't like a hamburger, don't eat there. Don't like a gas station, don't fuel up there (but be mindful who is at fault and who you are really hurting LOL!! ) I didn't say any thing until I was almost done and that was really just because saw their post counts going down (sorry ho's!). Make it happen, right?! They were selling my posts to advertisers- not no mo' I say!

[baddogz28]

Got Caitie from the first page of this thread yesterday... Tell me, Bill: Does hooking up with 20 year olds EVER get old? :bump:

That ended one of the greatest non-vacation, wintertime hookup hot streaks of my life.

2 weeks, 7 different girls, 6 of them new, one of them a genuine lesbo, one hot tub smash out, and one doubleteam.


I'm gonna go home and get some sleep tonight. :seeya:

[clayinaustin]

The best I ever did was three different girls in one day. Five different girls in one week. :D

[DollaBill]

Got Caitie from the first page of this thread yesterday... Tell me, Bill: Does hooking up with 20 year olds EVER get old? :bump:

That ended one of the greatest non-vacation, wintertime hookup hot streaks of my life.

2 weeks, 7 different girls, 6 of them new, one of them a genuine lesbo, one hot tub smash out, and one doubleteam.


I'm gonna go home and get some sleep tonight. :seeya:

Excellent work. No, 20 year olds never get bad. Although I do like to sprinkle in a milf or 2 for variety. It's almost effortless with them. I'm with you on the numbers. 5 in a 3 day holiday weekend is my best ---- to date :sifone:. and 2 of them were a tag team.

I'm headed to Puerto Rico Friday. Let me set the stage....

Me and my younger brother (who is a whore monger in his own rite) partying in San Juan Friday night with 4 or 5 cuban hotties at some club. My bro had already knocked down one so the rest should be like fishing with dynamite. Sat we'll head south to Ponce. We are staying on Geraldo Riveras yacht. So, you know how easy thats going to be. Sunday we are taking the Hinckley to a place that my brother says is like Party Cove -- except with hundreds of hot spanish chicks who barely speak english. We will be accompanied by a serious gangster friend who is dating 2 20 somehting chicks down there so that should be a complete sh!t show that day. Lots of pics to follow

[DollaBill]

I see a pattern developing in the 5 in one week segment

[Tommy Gun]

[QUOTE=MarylandMark;447809]I'd hate to come off as ill informed, what would happen to my creditability?QUOTE]

What Creditability? DUDE! (credibility)

[baddogz28]

The best I ever did was three different girls in one day. Five different girls in one week. :D

That's strong. I've only done two in a day IIRC. Had another streak of like 8 in 2 weeks last summer... It's a little easier when we're boating. Hahaha.

Apparently, one of our buddies rented a houseboat on Travis for tomorrow and weds... He's a door guy at the Nickel so the talent should be talented. :sifone:


Excellent work. No, 20 year olds never get bad. Although I do like to sprinkle in a milf or 2 for variety. It's almost effortless with them. I'm with you on the numbers. 5 in a 3 day holiday weekend is my best ---- to date . and 2 of them were a tag team.

I'm headed to Puerto Rico Friday. Let me set the stage....

Me and my younger brother (who is a whore monger in his own rite) partying in San Juan Friday night with 4 or 5 cuban hotties at some club. My bro had already knocked down one so the rest should be like fishing with dynamite. Sat we'll head south to Ponce. We are staying on Geraldo Riveras yacht. So, you know how easy thats going to be. Sunday we are taking the Hinckley to a place that my brother says is like Party Cove -- except with hundreds of hot spanish chicks who barely speak english. We will be accompanied by a serious gangster friend who is dating 2 20 somehting chicks down there so that should be a complete sh!t show that day. Lots of pics to follow

Wow. Just wow.

I don't even know what to reply to that, except to say HIT SOME SKINS FOR CLAY AND I WHEN YOU'RE IN PARADISE!!!!!!!

[baddogz28]

What's awesome about my last two weeks is that my guy Ryan was in Cancun, got 4 girls 4 days...


And I felt outdone when I heard HIS story.

Two of the girls,
same time,
shower,
identical twins.


HOLY $HIT!!!!

[Knot 4 Me]

I got both palms once same night. Just sayin'... :sifone:

[DollaBill]

there are 2 unicorns that exist in the world of great sex.

1. Mom and daughter
2. Identical twins

Unless I see these with my own eyes I just can't believe it. I guess pics and video would be acceptable but even then........

[phragle]

my last foray into the world of 21 year olds didn't go so well........

[endeavor1]

there are 2 unicorns that exist in the world of great sex.

1. Mom and daughter
2. Identical twins

Unless I see these with my own eyes I just can't believe it. I guess pics and video would be acceptable but even then........

Im working on #2. Ones easy.

Oh yea, You guys are my ****ing Heros.

[DollaBill]

Im working on #2. Ones easy.

Oh yea, You guys are my ****ing Heros.

I mean mom/daughter at the same time. I'm pretty friggin optomistic but that ones nearly impossible

[baddogz28]

I mean mom/daughter at the same time. I'm pretty friggin optomistic but that ones nearly impossible

...and paying doesn't count. :smash:

The guy that got the twins is one of my best friends and a serious cocksman in his own right, anything he tells me is as good as gospel.

[baddogz28]

Oh yeah, got the lil one from my avatar friday night. Forgot to mention that. Hahaha I'm starting to get them mixed up. :D

[Ryan]

speak of the devil and he appears...
first off baddogz, I bagged 5 in 4 days in Cancun, get it straight, because the 5th one was a total hottie from NYC! But you my friend are on a unstoppable f'n terror, keep it going!
Here are some of the chicks from Cancun, and I'll post the pics of the twins too. The twins were f'n GAMERS. I kept putting pesos down one of thier bikini bottoms and when we went up to the beach bar for shots she halted me from tipping and said "I got this" jumped up onto the bar, pulled her bikini to the side, and rained down about 7 or 8 pesos onto the bar. Stay classy Cancun.

http://images2e.snapfish.com/232323232%7Ffp537%3C6%3Enu%3D328%3A%3E346%3E%3A%3C9%3EWSNRCG%3D343283585632 %3Cnu0mrj
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[baddogz28]

speak of the devil and he appears...
first off baddogz, I bagged 5 in 4 days in Cancun, get it straight, because the 5th one was a total hottie from NYC! But you my friend are on a unstoppable f'n terror, keep it going!
Here are some of the chicks from Cancun, and I'll post the pics of the twins too. The twins were f'n GAMERS. I kept putting pesos down one of thier bikini bottoms and when we went up to the beach bar for shots she halted me from tipping and said "I got this" jumped up onto the bar, pulled her bikini to the side, and rained down about 7 or 8 pesos onto the bar. Stay classy Cancun.

Hahaha unstoppable f'n terror, I'm gonna have to get my user title changed to that from Contributor.

Pics of the twins REQUIRED. Immediately.

[DollaBill]

speak of the devil and he appears...
first off baddogz, I bagged 5 in 4 days in Cancun, get it straight, because the 5th one was a total hottie from NYC! But you my friend are on a unstoppable f'n terror, keep it going!
Here are some of the chicks from Cancun, and I'll post the pics of the twins too. The twins were f'n GAMERS. I kept putting pesos down one of thier bikini bottoms and when we went up to the beach bar for shots she halted me from tipping and said "I got this" jumped up onto the bar, pulled her bikini to the side, and rained down about 7 or 8 pesos onto the bar. Stay classy Cancun.

http://images2e.snapfish.com/232323232%7Ffp537%3C6%3Enu%3D328%3A%3E346%3E%3A%3C9%3EWSNRCG%3D343283585632 %3Cnu0mrj
http://images2d.snapfish.com/232323232%7Ffp53697%3Enu%3D328%3A%3E346%3E%3A%3C9%3EWSNRCG%3D343283585732%3 Cnu0mrj
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Welcome fellow warrior :sifone: Your tales are grand. Come, enjoy a drink with me and share stories from the battlefields.............

[Ryan]

The pics are on a waterproof disposable camera that I brought. I'll have them this week hold your wad.
Day 3 conversation with super cute blond:
me: "do you even know my name?"
blond: "no, and you don't know mine either"
me: "yeah you're right. wow, you totally used me"
blond: "we used each other honey, c-ya"
These were the same girls that my buddy shaved, then swiped his amex black card down her ***** and said "this is as close as you'll ever come to using this card"

[DollaBill]

I love spring break. Whos going to Cancun?

[baddogz28]

I was thinking of stopping off in Padre...

[jeff1000man]

I was thinking of stopping off in Padre...

Padre was good when we were in college. 4 of my buddies and three ckicks all piled into my truck and drove down there for spring break one time. Some of them rode in the bed of the truck the whole way.

one guy and one chick passed out back there and he had his hand down her pants. When he woke up he was burned on the whole top half of his body except where his hand was. Classic.

We left from Houston and were fu(ked up wrunk in less than 30 minutes. Had to stop every 45 minutes for a pee break.

Great trip. Hadn't thought about it in years until you said Padre.

[baddogz28]

Hahaha that's solid.

I'll probably go next month.

[Ryan]

behold... the twins... and more...
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[Ryan]

http://images2d.snapfish.com/232323232%7Ffp53698%3Enu%3D328%3A%3E346%3E%3A%3C9%3EWSNRCG%3D34354%3B3%3B%3 A%3A32%3Cnu0mrj
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[baddogz28]

To bang one of those girls is an achievement... Look like solid 9.6's to me.

To bang both at the same time elevates you to a pimp status that's unheard of for anyone that's not a rock star or multimillionaire.


Next step: Gene Simmons status.

I'm in love with the girl with the orange top. Print it. :bump::cheers2::eek::USA:

[jeff1000man]

I was in Padre yesterday for a few minutes. It was sunny and 78 on the beach.

[Five Cent Worth]

You guys are bringing me back to my sprig break days. Went to Cancun my soph year ('02 I believe).

Wow, what a week - you had to look for ugly chicks. The clubs would get so hot that you were just dancing in shorts and flops. All you could drink for like $35 USD! :cheers2:

No black AMEX card for me now or then.... Sounds like fun. :driving:

[Five Cent Worth]

I see everyone is still getting the braids in the hair too!

[DollaBill]

had to check in on the manwhore thread :). Hats are off. The Holy Grail.

[fund razor]

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Rodney Dangerfield in "Back to School 2: Spring Break." :D

[MarylandMark]

Rock on! Get that man in to the After Hours!

[Wobble]

You guys are bringing me back to my sprig break days. Sounds like fun. :driving:

That sounds extremely painful to me, but to each his own:cheers2:

[Magic Medicine]

Very nice Chris! Might have to talk Mild thunder Joe into making a road trip

[clayinaustin]

Tomorrow (Friday) night is Sherry's birthday. :party:

Clay and the Claymates will be celebrating at the Yellow Rose (http://www.yellowroseaustin.com/). :sifone:

Come party with us! Mention "Clay" at the door after 9:00. :cheers2:

[baddogz28]

Tomorrow (Friday) night is Sherry's birthday. :party:

Clay and the Claymates will be celebrating at the Yellow Rose (http://www.yellowroseaustin.com/). :sifone:

Come party with us! Mention "Clay" at the door after 9:00. :cheers2:

Hahaha thanks for the invite man we have to be up early sat for work but if we do go out we'll stop by and say HI!!!

Speaking of the Rose... My buddy Dan's supposed girlfriend Kim works there (19, 5'2", brown hair, very cute.)


I've been tapering down the whoring the last few days... Been spending a little more time with Tonette (page 1/pink dress) because she has a real nice personality to go with the looks, isn't looking for anything too serious, lets me rock her baby Benz convertible around town, and is just an all-around nice chick. The Benz is a 6-speed which is another big turn-on for me. :)

Oh, and she lets me absolutely TEE OFF on it- chick broke the grab handle in my shower sunday night. LMAO.