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Tommy Gun
02-08-2010, 04:24 PM
The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubticating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so damn temperamental.
Perlmudder
02-08-2010, 05:09 PM
:rofl:
dykstra
02-08-2010, 05:19 PM
Hahaha
clayinaustin
02-08-2010, 05:28 PM
true, true :D
DonziGirl
02-08-2010, 06:46 PM
Hey if you can't handle a little temper now and then...
Wrinkleface
02-08-2010, 09:41 PM
:cheers2:
ThrottleUp Props
02-08-2010, 09:54 PM
The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubticating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so damn temperamental.
Thank you so much!
Julie
Coolerman
02-08-2010, 11:10 PM
rotflmao!
cigdaze
02-09-2010, 08:36 AM
And we all know the great power that they wield. Just don't mount it on your dyno before a proper tune-up.
:)
Bobcat
02-09-2010, 09:04 AM
Now if we could only re-route the exhaust !:eek:
cigdaze
02-09-2010, 09:11 AM
Now if we could only re-route the exhaust !:eek:
That was a civil engineering oversight; a classic blunder where function preceded form. Who in their right mind would zone a toxic waste facility adjacent to a recreational park?
:sifone:
Wrinkleface
02-09-2010, 10:37 AM
That was a civil engineering oversight; a GASTRIC blunder where function preceded form. Who in their right mind would zone a toxic waste facility adjacent to a recreational park?
:sifone:
fixed!!!:biggrinjester:
Sea-Dated
02-09-2010, 12:46 PM
Funny :rofl:
YoungPerformance
02-09-2010, 02:02 PM
That was a civil engineering oversight; a classic blunder where function preceded form. Who in their right mind would zone a toxic waste facility adjacent to a recreational park?
:sifone:
Yep, it's kind of like the mafia......one slip of the tongue and your in deep chit.:sifone:
jeff1000man
02-09-2010, 02:06 PM
Yep, it's kind of like the mafia......one slip of the tongue and your in deep chit.:sifone:
HEHEHEHE :cuss:
ChiefApache
02-09-2010, 02:09 PM
OMG! This thread went from bad to worse. :sifone:
Wrinkleface
02-09-2010, 03:57 PM
OMG! This thread went from bad to worse. :sifone:
As if that should surprise U w/ this subject matter & the motley crew on here!!!!!:willy_nilly:
drpete3
02-09-2010, 04:07 PM
OMG! This thread went from bad to worse. :sifone:
Not sure what your talkin bout....Seems on track to me
cigdaze
02-09-2010, 04:21 PM
OMG! This thread went from bad to worse. :sifone:
Threads like this can only go one way, and it's coming along nicely.
:sifone: :seeya:
cigdaze
02-09-2010, 04:22 PM
Yep, it's kind of like the mafia......one slip of the tongue and your in deep chit.:sifone:
Too funny. :D
old377guy
02-09-2010, 06:00 PM
Yep, it's kind of like the mafia......one slip of the tongue and your in deep chit.:sifone:
too frickin' funny!!!
03darkshadow
02-09-2010, 07:48 PM
Yep, it's kind of like the mafia......one slip of the tongue and your in deep chit.:sifone:
HA! :rofl:
YoungPerformance
02-11-2010, 09:58 AM
Thanks.....I make a funny every now and then.:sifone:
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