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Tommy Gun
02-08-2010, 04:24 PM
The best engine in the world is the vagina.

It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubticating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

It is only a pity that the management system is so damn temperamental.

Perlmudder
02-08-2010, 05:09 PM
:rofl:

dykstra
02-08-2010, 05:19 PM
Hahaha

clayinaustin
02-08-2010, 05:28 PM
true, true :D

DonziGirl
02-08-2010, 06:46 PM
Hey if you can't handle a little temper now and then...

Wrinkleface
02-08-2010, 09:41 PM
:cheers2:

ThrottleUp Props
02-08-2010, 09:54 PM
The best engine in the world is the vagina.

It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubticating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

It is only a pity that the management system is so damn temperamental.

Thank you so much!

Julie

Coolerman
02-08-2010, 11:10 PM
rotflmao!

cigdaze
02-09-2010, 08:36 AM
And we all know the great power that they wield. Just don't mount it on your dyno before a proper tune-up.

:)

Bobcat
02-09-2010, 09:04 AM
Now if we could only re-route the exhaust !:eek:

cigdaze
02-09-2010, 09:11 AM
Now if we could only re-route the exhaust !:eek:

That was a civil engineering oversight; a classic blunder where function preceded form. Who in their right mind would zone a toxic waste facility adjacent to a recreational park?

:sifone:

Wrinkleface
02-09-2010, 10:37 AM
That was a civil engineering oversight; a GASTRIC blunder where function preceded form. Who in their right mind would zone a toxic waste facility adjacent to a recreational park?

:sifone:

fixed!!!:biggrinjester:

Sea-Dated
02-09-2010, 12:46 PM
Funny :rofl:

YoungPerformance
02-09-2010, 02:02 PM
That was a civil engineering oversight; a classic blunder where function preceded form. Who in their right mind would zone a toxic waste facility adjacent to a recreational park?

:sifone:

Yep, it's kind of like the mafia......one slip of the tongue and your in deep chit.:sifone:

jeff1000man
02-09-2010, 02:06 PM
Yep, it's kind of like the mafia......one slip of the tongue and your in deep chit.:sifone:

HEHEHEHE :cuss:

ChiefApache
02-09-2010, 02:09 PM
OMG! This thread went from bad to worse. :sifone:

Wrinkleface
02-09-2010, 03:57 PM
OMG! This thread went from bad to worse. :sifone:

As if that should surprise U w/ this subject matter & the motley crew on here!!!!!:willy_nilly:

drpete3
02-09-2010, 04:07 PM
OMG! This thread went from bad to worse. :sifone:

Not sure what your talkin bout....Seems on track to me

cigdaze
02-09-2010, 04:21 PM
OMG! This thread went from bad to worse. :sifone:

Threads like this can only go one way, and it's coming along nicely.
:sifone: :seeya:

cigdaze
02-09-2010, 04:22 PM
Yep, it's kind of like the mafia......one slip of the tongue and your in deep chit.:sifone:

Too funny. :D

old377guy
02-09-2010, 06:00 PM
Yep, it's kind of like the mafia......one slip of the tongue and your in deep chit.:sifone:

too frickin' funny!!!

03darkshadow
02-09-2010, 07:48 PM
Yep, it's kind of like the mafia......one slip of the tongue and your in deep chit.:sifone:



HA! :rofl:

YoungPerformance
02-11-2010, 09:58 AM
Thanks.....I make a funny every now and then.:sifone: