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Edward R. Cozzi
01-26-2010, 11:30 PM
+ My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

+ He has his food prepared for him.

+ He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.

+His meals are provided at no cost to him.

+He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

+ For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

+ He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not
required to do any upkeep.

+ If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

+ He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

+ He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

+ He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

+ All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,

Holy S#!t, my dog is a democrat!

BY U BOY
01-26-2010, 11:58 PM
:sifone:

catastrophe
01-27-2010, 12:11 AM
+ My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

+ He has his food prepared for him.

+ He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.

+His meals are provided at no cost to him.

+He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

+ For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

+ He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not
required to do any upkeep.

+ If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

+ He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

+ He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

+ He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

+ All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,

Holy S#!t, my dog is a democrat!

A Steve thread with a hint of Cuda.

Nice.

Sea-Dated
01-27-2010, 11:14 AM
That is great Ed. That one got forwarded on.....:biggrinjester:

I do feel a little guilty calling my dog a democrat though.......

Edward R. Cozzi
01-27-2010, 12:28 PM
That is great Ed. That one got forwarded on.....:biggrinjester:

I do feel a little guilty calling my dog a democrat though.......

The only reason I can do it is I don't actually HAVE a dog. :-)

Big Time
01-27-2010, 01:12 PM
You should tell your dog that he needs to start pulling his weight a little more...

waterboy222
01-27-2010, 02:12 PM
Its ok, Im pretty sure my cat is a nazi.

Birdog
01-27-2010, 02:14 PM
Its ok, Im pretty sure my cat is a nazi.

Ninja !

clayinaustin
01-27-2010, 02:42 PM
That all sounds good, but I bet his nuts are gone! :eek: