Quagmire

[clayinaustin]

I have two heros. One is Quagmire! :D

Quagmire moments (http://www.adultswim.com/americaloveslists/fg_quagmire/index.html)

[Wobble]

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[Blue Oval]

Some people just don't get Family Guy, me and my boys enjoy it. Simsons and South Park do not hold a candle to Family Guy!

[clayinaustin]

the other is Brock Sampson (http://www.adultswim.com/americaloveslists/vb_brockbeatdowns/index.html) :p

[clayinaustin]

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Ha Ha! It's Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. :sifone:

[Tom A.]

Guigitty, Guigitty!!!

[rschap1]

Family Guy is funnier than $hit!!!!!!!

[DollaBill]

Quagmire rules. I swear on everything that is meaningful to me I'm going to have a wall in my house that spins when I push a button and turns into a niteclub before I die.

[Sea-Dated]

:cheers2::cheers2:

[Knot 4 Me]

I love the episode where Quagmire crash lands the plane because Peter steals the jet fuel for his new truck. He does the stereotypical pilot's voice addressing the passengers and throws a "giggity" in there. Priceless!

[JJ Apache]

"The Frickin FCC" episode rules. Thats where Sea Dated's pix comes from.....

[DollaBill]

I love the episode where Quagmire crash lands the plane because Peter steals the jet fuel for his new truck. He does the stereotypical pilot's voice addressing the passengers and throws a "giggity" in there. Priceless!

"Please be aware the contents of your panties may have shifted" LMAO

[03darkshadow]

Quagmire rules. I swear on everything that is meaningful to me I'm going to have a wall in my house that spins when I push a button and turns into a niteclub before I die.



that would be so bad ass. i like how everything in his house when you hit it, it turns into a bed.

[DollaBill]

that would be so bad ass. i like how everything in his house when you hit it, it turns into a bed.

I know. I've lived in high rise condos for the past 8 years but I'm thinking of a real house next year and if I do it'll be there. and we'll have one hell of a party to break it in.

[Dude! Sweet!]

I'm wearing a leopard print banana hammock right now... Awwwl riiight! Giggity!

[showtime83]

"911, it's quagmire, it is in a window this time"

[03darkshadow]

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

[03darkshadow]

and this one we could put dolla bills name in place of quagmires... :rofl:

Social worker: "Glen honey, I got a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: "I got a question for you. Why are you still here?"

[DollaBill]

Lol

[Cash Bar]

My favorite:

Peter: I've been writing greeting cards.

Quagmire: Got any for if you gave someone an STD ?

Peter: Sorry I accidentally gave you an STD.

Quagmire: So all you got is "accidentally" huh? Shoot !

[Tom A.]

Allllllllright!

[DollaBill]

nice find!

[JJ Apache]

I like the episode where Stewie says : it's like going to a strip club on Tuesday, is there anyone here who Hasn't had a c- section???

[Sea-Dated]

"I make more money than you can spend"

Best pickup line ever.........

[DollaBill]

"I make more money than you can spend"

Best pickup line ever.........

"Your eyes macth the color of my Porsche"