I'm in love with a Chinese man

[MarylandMark]

I addicted to the Mall Massage Man!!!

20 minutes for $21 and no appointment needed!

I love a good massage but being some place at a certain time makes it more of an appointment in a work sense than relaxing for me.

[DollaBill]

Oh, you threw me off with the massage part. I totally bought into the thread title though

[Boss252]

Does he give you a happy ending?:26:

[Sea-Dated]

Oh, you threw me off with the massage part. I totally bought into the thread title though

Especially after all the decorating threads......:eek:



Not that there is anything wrong with that.......:sifone:

[phragle]

Jesus man, have you no masculinity left?? First your in a MALL, then your PAYING a guy to rub on you??? Does the chinese guy have a frequent massage card? on the 5th visit you get a free giftcard to Bed Bath and Beyond???

[THEJOKER]

There is no way I would let any guy rub my back!

[LaughingCat]

What on Earth possessed you to title this thread? Some people just cant keep it in the closet.

At least I get to use my favorite emoticon
http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/adult/homoswitch.gif


:sifone:

[DollaBill]

Ok, intervention in MD asap. Who's in?

It will entail strip clubs, women with loose morals and lots of alcohol. Mark needs our help

[tunnelvision69]

me rub yooo rongg time!!

[Chris]

He's moved on from dolphin fondling.

[TCEd]

Jesus man, have you no masculinity left?? First your in a MALL, then your PAYING a guy to rub on you??? Does the chinese guy have a frequent massage card? on the 5th visit you get a free giftcard to Bed Bath and Beyond???

It keeps him out of Bra World.

[Wrinkleface]

It keeps him out of Bra World.

& Lane Bryant!!!!:eek:

[DollaBill]

at least we know how this chinese guy learned to communicate and seduce you

[clayinaustin]

Ok, intervention in MD asap. Who's in?

It will entail strip clubs, women with loose morals and lots of alcohol. Mark needs our help

You know I'm in! :D

BTW... Does he call you Yung Poon Tang or Cum Tu Sun? :p

[Wrinkleface]

I addicted to the Mall Massage Man!!!

20 minutes for $21 and no appointment needed!

I love a good massage but being some place at a certain time makes it more of an appointment in a work sense than relaxing for me.

But REALLY Dude, THAT AIN'T RIGHT!!! GET HELP ASAP!!:willy_nilly:

[DollaBill]

cream sum yung guy

[clayinaustin]

What a Chinese Restaurant Menu might sound like :D

A LA CARTE

Cum Drop Soup
Pee Yu Platter
Hoo Flung Poo
Suc Sum Tit
Yung Poon Tang


LUNCHEON SPECIALS

Sum Yung Chick........$6.99
Won Hung Lo...........$6.99
Sum Dum Fuc...........$9.69
Chu Sum Twat..........$16.99
Suc Mi Pork...........$9.69
Fuc Yu Man............$6.69


DINNER COMBINATIONS

1. Goo In Hand..............$2.69 each Includes Smeg Roll and Fortune Nookie $9.69
Fresh every 2.7 days For those dining alone

2. Goo Wee Chick............$6.99
Clothes pins extra Sloppy seconds no extra charge

3. Cum Too Soon..............$6.99
Napkins and raincoats provided Order early, these go fast

4. Suc Mi Wang..............$6.99
Children's Special Traditional Chinese Meatloaf

5. Sum Dum Chick............$4.69
No take out orders You get what you pay for

6. Fuc Mei Slo..............$6.69
Not available after 10:00 PM

7. Lik Mi Clit..............$6.99
Different and Delicious A Lip Smacking Oriental Delicacy

8. Cho Kon It...............$9.99
Not For The Light Throated

9. Fuc Sum Now..............$6.99
Same As #1 But With Extra Sauce For Those In A hurry

10. Wai Tu Yung..............$4.99
Dinner For Parties Of 3 Or More Not Available On School Nights

11. Tung Sum Chick...........$8.99
Chef's Special Chef's Special

12. Sum Gulp Cum.............$9.69
Speciality of The House Low Cal Diet Special

[sellsman11]

That is wrong on soooo many levels, I'm just not sure where to start.:willy_nilly::willy_nilly:


I'm trying to get the "Intervention" people on the phone now. This could easily be their best show!!!!!!!!!

[Wrinkleface]

Maybe MM can become Obama's Czar 4 male on male massages!!!:eek::leaving:

[cigdaze]

Speechless.

Please tell me that it was Mark's Fiance posting.

:eek:

[sellsman11]

Speechless.

Please tell me that it was Mark's Fiance posting.

:eek:



That's what I was hoping. Either that or Stecz found Mark's computer.


I mean....COME ON!!! He even took the time to stop and take a picture of the fondler. (I mean massager):smash:

[DollaBill]

I can be there in roughly 3 1/2 hours. How close are you to a strip club Mark? Who else lives near Mark?

[sellsman11]

I can be there in roughly 3 1/2 hours. How close are you to a strip club Mark? Who else lives near Mark?


Checking airlines now. MARK.....talk to us. Put the oriental man down and slowly back away!!!!!!!!!!:ack2:

[clayinaustin]

Actually, I think we need to kidnap him and take him to Costa Rica! :eek:

A few nights with a couple of 19 year-old FEMALE hookers should be sufficent! :p

[sellsman11]

Actually, I think we need to kidnap him and take him to Costa Rica! :eek:

A few nights with a couple of 19 year-old FEMALE hookers should be sufficent! :p




Ummmmm......my mailman is kinda cute. TAKE ME!!! TAKE ME!!!:sifone:

[DollaBill]

Actually, I think we need to kidnap him and take him to Costa Rica! :eek:

A few nights with a couple of 19 year-old FEMALE hookers should be sufficent! :p

+1. Outstanding point Clay

[DollaBill]

ummmmm......my mailman is kinda cute. Take me!!! Take me!!!:sifone:

lol!

[Geronimo36]

Rub and Tug...

Happy Ending....

[MarylandMark]

:ack2:

My plan worked- sounds like I'm getting a free trip to Costa Rica for a few nights with a couple 19 year old hookers for my bachelor party!

When ya'll going to be here? I'll start packing... I mean, I need help- please hurry! :bump:

[Buoy]

When ya'll going to be here? I'll start packing...

Packing what?

I don't have anything that needs any packing.

[mosi]

Speechless.

Please tell me that it was Mark's Fiance posting.

:eek:




Fiance?????.....Errrr.....uhmmmmm......What does HE look like:confused:

[Buoy]

Fiance?????.....Errrr.....uhmmmmm......What does HE look like:confused:

Gray.
With a dorsal fin. Kind of a bottle nose.

[DollaBill]

Now I get it!

There's a club in Costa Rica that caters to........ ummm... Marks type eh hem

[MarylandMark]

That so looks like you with the bottle!!!

[Ratickle]

That so looks like you with the bottle!!!

:eek::ack2::eek:

[DollaBill]

There's me. There's a magnum of champagne. But thats def not you:sifone::cheers2:

[Wobble]

Jesus man, have you no masculinity left?? First your in a MALL, then your PAYING a guy to rub on you??? Does the chinese guy have a frequent massage card? on the 5th visit you get a free giftcard to Bed Bath and Beyond???

You read my mind, closest I get to a mall is looking at Craftsman tools, as for the rest of it:eek:

[fund razor]

Real men can spell Craftsman, Mark. :o :D

[BobbyB]

Mark the HOMO.

[Wobble]

Real men can spell Craftsman, Mark. :o :D

That's what I get for typing and watching tv at the same time:o :blush5:

Fixed.

[Wrinkleface]

I'm think'n a mandatory 30 days in the "hole" from Serious is in order!!:eek:

[ThrottleUp Props]

Now I get it!

There's a club in Costa Rica that caters to........ ummm... Marks type eh hem

Well, if that's the case then I am thinking that I should put a Throttle Up tattoo on his azz, and kick off the advertising 2010 season. Then we can throw him in the hole Wrink!

Julie

[JupiterSunsation]

Maybe its "Fairyland Mark"...............don't forget he likes outboards too, that is quite the "alternative!"

[fund razor]

That's what I get for typing and watching tv at the same time:o :blush5:

Fixed.

I knew... just couldn't resist. :)

[Wrinkleface]

Wonder if Mark's fiancé knows about this?????? Somebody should warn her!!!:eek:

[LaughingCat]

Alright, we're starting the intervention right now. Mark, follow this link. If you are not amused, we're getting the party bus and $1 bills.

http://www.seriousoffshore.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13485

Warning, very small part of this is NSFW.

[fund razor]

Sorry about your luck Mark. :(

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/34876045/ns/today-today_fashion_and_beauty/?GT1=43001

[Big Time]

Sorry about your luck Mark. :(

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/34876045/ns/today-today_fashion_and_beauty/?GT1=43001

Hahaha...Nice one!! :cheers2:

[Wrinkleface]

Sorry about your luck Mark. :(

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/34876045/ns/today-today_fashion_and_beauty/?GT1=43001

Damn, that's gunna put a hurt on MM's w/e!!!!!!:bump:

[DollaBill]

hahaha. I saw that and was gona post it

[Sea-Dated]

Awesome