View Full Version : Tiger Concedes
Chris
12-02-2009, 12:09 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?slug=ap-tigerwoods&prov=ap&type=lgns
Basically admits to tapping an LA cocktail waitress.
fund razor
12-02-2009, 12:25 PM
Maybe this WAS a reverse OJ.
THEJOKER
12-02-2009, 12:28 PM
http://www.wsbtv.com/video/21783430/index.html
Chris
12-02-2009, 12:35 PM
Turns out she was a reality show contestant. VH1's Tool Academy. How funny.
This ranks right up there with Hugh Grant and that streetcorner hooker.
clayinaustin
12-02-2009, 12:43 PM
Infidelity usually causes a pre-nup to become null and void. :eek:
Women don't marry for money. They divorce for it! :lurk5:
Wrinkleface
12-02-2009, 12:48 PM
My wife "may" B call'n U!!!!!:smash:
Steve 1
12-02-2009, 12:52 PM
Florida divorce with Two Kids involved ? He is finished if that happens.
clayinaustin
12-02-2009, 12:55 PM
The moral of this story... If you are rich, don't get married! :p
In fact, don't get married. Period! :D
fund razor
12-02-2009, 12:55 PM
Turns out she was a reality show contestant. VH1's Tool Academy. How funny.
This ranks right up there with Hugh Grant and that streetcorner hooker.
Or Eddie Murphy with a chick named Ken.
fund razor
12-02-2009, 12:55 PM
The moral of this story... If you are rich, don't get married! :p
In fact, don't get married. Period! :D
A long time ago the moral would have been don't cheat.
clayinaustin
12-02-2009, 12:57 PM
A long time ago the moral would have been don't cheat.
True, but all men are tempted to cheat. If you are rich you have more to lose. :ack2:
I'm not close to "rich", but I plan to stay single (twice divorced) for the rest of my life. :cheers2:
THEJOKER
12-02-2009, 12:58 PM
Tiger is having a bad week........he get's his a s s beat by his wife with a golf club , crashes his car , misses his charity golf tournament in Ca and now a hooker releases his voice mails........that's what I call fu'd up!
THEJOKER
12-02-2009, 12:59 PM
The moral of this story... If you are rich, don't get married! :p
In fact, don't get married. Period! :D You'll probally get aids , HIV or sickle cell - haha. Had to jab you dude!
Wrinkleface
12-02-2009, 01:00 PM
Tiger is having a bad week........he get's his a s s beat by his wife with a golf club , crashes his car , misses his charity golf tournament in Ca and now a hooker releases his voice mails........that's what I call fu'd up!
& 2 think, all he had 2 do was go rub it out in the head!!!:eek:
fund razor
12-02-2009, 01:01 PM
You'll probally get aids , HIV or shingles - haha. Had to jab you dude!
shingles.... lol. :D
THEJOKER
12-02-2009, 01:02 PM
shingles.... lol. :D I changed it - haha.
clayinaustin
12-02-2009, 01:04 PM
You'll probally get aids , HIV or sickle cell - haha. Had to jab you dude!
Ha Ha! I have either been careful or lucky. Either way I plan to keep doin' what I'm doin' :D
Infidelity usually causes a pre-nup to become null and void. :eek:
Women don't marry for money. They divorce for it! :lurk5:
Depending on what state you live in, most antenuptial agreement arent nearly as ironclad as most people would like to think.
A long time ago the moral would have been don't cheat.
Either don't get married, or don't cheat.
Magic Medicine
12-02-2009, 01:51 PM
so whats the mistress look like
clayinaustin
12-02-2009, 01:55 PM
Kalika Moquin
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/12/03/gal_kalika_moquin_mag_cover.jpg
clayinaustin
12-02-2009, 01:55 PM
Jaimee Grubbs
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/12/02/gal_jaimee_grubbs_04.jpg
clayinaustin
12-02-2009, 01:56 PM
Rachel Uchitel
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/12/01/gal_uchitel-3.jpg
Seems like he's a little racist to me, just sayin' :leaving:
Magic Medicine
12-02-2009, 01:59 PM
Ok which one is it? Or is it all 3?
clayinaustin
12-02-2009, 02:01 PM
Jaimee Grubbs is the current mistress in the news. The other two are alledged.
Chris
12-02-2009, 02:03 PM
If he's done with the wife, I'll send her a bus ticket.
old377guy
12-02-2009, 02:08 PM
If he's done with the wife, I'll send her a bus ticket.
to your place or Sy's?
Dude! Sweet!
12-02-2009, 02:11 PM
On the up side, at least he's not one of these dumb dicks that ends up cheating on his wife with some broad that looks just like her... Variety (and allspice) is the spice of life... :sifone:
rainmn
12-02-2009, 02:26 PM
If he's done with the wife, I'll send her a bus ticket.
No chit. I may even spring for an Amtrak ride for her.
Wrinkleface
12-02-2009, 02:28 PM
OOOO, give Rachel a little Patron & C what happens!!!!!:kiss:
Woody
12-02-2009, 03:22 PM
Tiger and the Mrs.........She played a par 4 on his face
OldSchool
12-02-2009, 03:56 PM
It looks like our boy Tiger is quite the swordsman!!
I've always been a huge fan of his....but what a phucking dumbazz move on his part!!
THEJOKER
12-02-2009, 04:03 PM
Tiger and the Mrs.........She played a par 4 on his face Funniest thing I've seen in a long time!
Ms PatriYacht
12-02-2009, 04:23 PM
Tiger and the Mrs.........She played a par 4 on his face
:rofl::rofl::rofl: to friggin hillarious how dumb (if it was him) to leave a voice mail and numbers in his cell............. I think I should start a business training men how to cheat without getting caught:sifone:
Wrinkleface
12-02-2009, 04:32 PM
:rofl::rofl::rofl: to friggin hillarious how dumb (if it was him) to leave a voice mail and numbers in his cell............. I think I should start a business training men how to cheat without getting caught:sifone:
Howz that work'n 4 Ian????????:eek::bump:
JupiterSunsation
12-02-2009, 04:47 PM
Looks like he has an eye for women with "crazy eyes"......that NY Bar girl looks like she has a lazy eye on the left side!
Wife is hotter but safe to say the "other" women are doing "all the tricks"
Too bad for the wife/kids to find out "Mr Wonderful" is just another d!ckhead cheating on his wife......
Wrinkleface
12-02-2009, 04:51 PM
Too bad for the wife/kids to find out "Mr Wonderful" is just another d!ckhead cheating on his wife......
The Buick open in Grand Blanc is about 15 minutes from me, I have heard stories from multiple people, unrelated instances about how RUDE & what an AZZ he is 2 people & kids!!!:(
Ms PatriYacht
12-02-2009, 04:51 PM
Howz that work'n 4 Ian????????:eek::bump:
:bump: he knows better:smash:
Tommy Gun
12-02-2009, 04:54 PM
The Buick open in Grand Blanc is about 15 minutes from me, I haver heard stories from multiple people, unrelated instances about how RUDE & what an AZZ he is 2 people & kids!!!:(
Probably hates dogs too...just like David Simms (Don Johnson) in Tin Cup.
Sea-Dated
12-02-2009, 04:55 PM
The Buick open in Grand Blanc is about 15 minutes from me, I have heard stories from multiple people, unrelated instances about how RUDE & what an AZZ he is 2 people & kids!!!:(
I heard similar stories when he was in Tulsa for the US Open...
JupiterSunsation
12-02-2009, 04:55 PM
The Buick open in Grand Blanc is about 15 minutes from me, I haver heard stories from multiple people, unrelated instances about how RUDE & what an AZZ he is 2 people & kids!!!:(
Like the Don Johnson character in Tin Cup? :ack2:
He is building two homes here in Jupiter. His mother's house is 16K sq ft on 10 acres and his house is on Jupiter Island on 12 acres/ocean + intracoastal front. I was at the ocean house the day they tore down the existing structure. Real tight security on both job sites, name badges/ ID required to get onsite, background checks on everyone. Both homes should be done in the next 90 days or so.
The guys he has working for him are REAL SHARP when it comes to job pricing but everyone is still happy to have the work during these slow times.
Ms PatriYacht
12-02-2009, 04:58 PM
they said something on Fox news the other day about how he is over the top about his privacy and how he sues at a drop of the hat if anything is published about him that is unfavorable, and that they found it "interestering" that when the allegations about the latest afair was in the tabloids that Tiger did nothing about it.
Tommy Gun
12-02-2009, 04:58 PM
two homes here in Jupiter. His mother's house is 16K sq ft on 10 acres and his house is on Jupiter Island on 12 acres/ocean + intracoastal front. I was at the ocean house the day they tore down the existing structure. Real tight security on both job sites, name badges/ ID required to get onsite, background checks on everyone. Both homes should be done in the next 90 days or so.
The guys he has working for him are REAL SHARP when it comes to job pricing but everyone is still happy to have the work during these slow times.
I keep seeing in the reports that his Orlando home is worth $2.4mm and I can't possibly believe that's correct???
Sea-Dated
12-02-2009, 04:59 PM
they said something on Fox news the other day about how he is over the top about his privacy.
Probably why his yacht is named Privacy......
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3486/3312617725_e20aec8ee0.jpg
Steve 1
12-02-2009, 05:02 PM
Like the Don Johnson character in Tin Cup? :ack2:
He is building two homes here in Jupiter. His mother's house is 16K sq ft on 10 acres and his house is on Jupiter Island on 12 acres/ocean + intracoastal front. I was at the ocean house the day they tore down the existing structure. Real tight security on both job sites, name badges/ ID required to get onsite, background checks on everyone. Both homes should be done in the next 90 days or so.
The guys he has working for him are REAL SHARP when it comes to job pricing but everyone is still happy to have the work during these slow times.
Not only that But to have tigers home on your resume helps get a lot of doors opened for you on future work.
He was Smart in Leaving ,a confrontation with an angry Wife like that can only get worse and will get you locked up when the Police arrive.
JupiterSunsation
12-02-2009, 05:05 PM
I keep seeing in the reports that his Orlando home is worth $2.4mm and I can't possibly believe that's correct???
Yes, he has owned that home for 10 years+........ He bought the Jupiter Island compound for 38MM two years ago and tore down every structure on the 12 acres (was 5 parcels with 5 homes). He is now built a new home on the land but will probably have 45mm into the project by the time it is done.
Celine Dion is finishing a house down the street, Greg Norman is 1/2 mile away and remodeling now that his marriage went bust, Alan Jackson is 1 1/2 miles south of Tiger and Burt Reynolds compound is on the other side of the Intracoastal waterway (9 iron away!).
He bought a Hamptons, NY compound last year for 65mm as an investment......
cigdaze
12-02-2009, 05:06 PM
I keep seeing in the reports that his Orlando home is worth $2.4mm and I can't possibly believe that's correct???
It's correct. You can find anything on the innerweb.
http://www.ocpafl.org/pls/webappI/get_parcel_master?pid=282316389903730&query_data=1111111O&tax_year=2010
Parcel Id 16-23-28-3899-03-730
Location 6348 DEACON CIR
Municipality UNINC ORG CNTY, FLORIDA
Millage Rate 17.4073 details
Property Use 0103
Owner Name(s): WOODS ELDRICK
WOODS ELIN NORDEGREN
Mailing Address: C/O ETW CORP
8934 CONROY WINDERMERE RD
ORLANDO, FL. 32835
Method of Valuation Market
Number of Buildings 1
Depreciated Building(s) Value $1,343,601
Depreciated Extra Feature Value $67,478
Market Land Value $1,005,000
Ag Classification Granted No
Ag and Non-Ag Land Value $1,005,000
Total Just Value $2,416,079
Portability Amount Applied No - $0
Save Our Homes Savings Applied No - $0
Assessed Value $2,416,079
Exemptions Applied No
JupiterSunsation
12-02-2009, 05:08 PM
Not only that But to have tigers home on your resume helps get a lot of doors opened for you on future work.
Negative on that one......confidentiality agreement (7 pages long). He isn't about to let anyone profit on his name for free!
The boat company Christiansen found out about that the hard way when they boasted about building his new 155' boat and they got sued for 25mm!
JupiterSunsation
12-02-2009, 05:11 PM
Probably why his yacht is named Privacy......
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3486/3312617725_e20aec8ee0.jpg
Boat is in North Palm with Jack Nicklaus's house in the same harbor! The boat has all its names covered with white canvas but the giveaway is that it is the biggest boat in the marina!
MOBILEMERCMAN
12-02-2009, 05:18 PM
I really sucks to be loaded huh?
It might mess up his Nike deal. The ONE in the logo is no longer accurate. He has 3 Ho's and a wife....Trouble is brewing and it is likely to be real expensive.
Ms PatriYacht
12-02-2009, 05:20 PM
Probably why his yacht is named Privacy......
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3486/3312617725_e20aec8ee0.jpg
If I am not mistaken he sued the builder or someone in connection with the yacht. They either posted pictures of it on the internet or did a photo shoot for a magazine. I remember seeing a thread about the boat when it was just built on the other site and then either the thread or the link to the pictures was gone.
You have to wonder why name it Privacy, if privacy is really what you want
give it a name a little less obvious
Steve 1
12-02-2009, 05:25 PM
Negative on that one......confidentiality agreement (7 pages long). He isn't about to let anyone profit on his name for free!
The boat company Christiansen found out about that the hard way when they boasted about building his new 155' boat and they got sued for 25mm!
Wow LOL a hole in the career timeline.
Ms PatriYacht
12-02-2009, 05:25 PM
Negative on that one......confidentiality agreement (7 pages long). He isn't about to let anyone profit on his name for free!
The boat company Christiansen found out about that the hard way when they boasted about building his new 155' boat and they got sued for 25mm!
Just read this after typing my post, that's a lot of money, I think he won or they settled it.
Wrinkleface
12-02-2009, 05:28 PM
...Trouble is brewing and it is likely to be real expensive.
:iagree::iagree: big X!!!:cheers2:
so whats the mistress look like
She's better than a sharp stick in the eye. :)
MarylandMark
12-02-2009, 05:30 PM
http://www.powerandmotoryacht.com/megayachts/tiger-woods-yacht-christensen-155/
If he's done with the wife, I'll send her a bus ticket.
That's what I was thinking. I'll take his culls.
THEJOKER
12-02-2009, 05:38 PM
http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html You have to see this! Too funny!
JupiterSunsation
12-02-2009, 05:40 PM
If I am not mistaken he sued the builder or someone in connection with the yacht. They either posted pictures of it on the internet or did a photo shoot for a magazine. I remember seeing a thread about the boat when it was just built on the other site and then either the thread or the link to the pictures was gone.
You have to wonder why name it Privacy, if privacy is really what you want
give it a name a little less obvious
They settled.....the builder had a display at the Lauderdale boat show with pics/description of the boat......with the title built for a famous PGA professional.
Wrinkleface
12-02-2009, 05:44 PM
http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html You have to see this! Too funny!
:rofl::biggrinjester:
sledge
12-02-2009, 06:00 PM
The guy has "earned" just about $1Billion so far. He won't miss the half he'll have to give her & the kids, and if he never swings a club again he'll have an easy life ahead of him. He'll have to win a tournament real quick to keep the money rolling. Most golfers that have trouble on the homefront end up tanking on the course.
Phuckin' idiot....$1Billion man and doesn't have an extra "ho" phone....
DollaBill
12-02-2009, 06:09 PM
Poor guy. Bad week. You gotta feel for the guy. I mean Players Code speaking..
ThrottleUp Props
12-02-2009, 07:01 PM
Depending on what state you live in, most antenuptial agreement arent nearly as ironclad as most people would like to think.
That explains why they are challenged so often.
Julie
JupiterSunsation
12-02-2009, 07:07 PM
Poor guy. Bad week. You gotta feel for the guy. I mean Players Code speaking..
+1....
Wife will not get anywhere near 1/2, marriage was only 5 years. Guy didn't do multi-million dollar deals without a great attorney, this was just another deal...but it went bad. He will pay big child support for the next 16+ years though.
The most shocking part is he got caught....with that kind of coin you would think he could have avoided it. The wife exploding opened up pandora's box, and Jaimee's and Rachel's.....:eek:
The way she exploded would lead me to believe that knucklehead admitted it to her.....the enquirer/star thing could have been explained away as just gossip rags gone wild but if he admitted it to the wife then she lit up like guest on Jerry Springer....
03darkshadow
12-02-2009, 07:10 PM
his sponsors havn't left him yet. hopefully they will stick with him.
The Buick open in Grand Blanc is about 15 minutes from me, I have heard stories from multiple people, unrelated instances about how RUDE & what an AZZ he is 2 people & kids!!!:(
My cousin's inlaws have a house in Muirfield Village. During the Memorial Tournement two years ago my little cousin (young girl roughly 15 at the time) aproached Tiger for an autograph, and was bluntly told told to Fuk Off. Something about the course being his office dont bother me while Im working.
DollaBill
12-02-2009, 07:36 PM
He said his name on the voicemail DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
03darkshadow
12-02-2009, 08:08 PM
He said his name on the voicemail DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:willy_nilly:
that guy is not smart. never leave a voicemail with your name. :rofl:
DollaBill
12-02-2009, 08:19 PM
:willy_nilly:
that guy is not smart. never leave a voicemail with your name. :rofl:
I prefer to use either Frankie or Otis. Both work fine:ack2:
03darkshadow
12-02-2009, 08:25 PM
I prefer to use either Frankie or Otis. Both work fine:ack2:
i would use dollabill, but that defeats the purpose. :rofl:
DollaBill
12-02-2009, 08:30 PM
Lol. You might get shot at before you even leave the club
THEJOKER
12-02-2009, 09:23 PM
http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/1201_tiger_crash_4.pdf police report
GENERAL LEE
12-02-2009, 09:37 PM
The Buick open in Grand Blanc is about 15 minutes from me, I have heard stories from multiple people, unrelated instances about how RUDE & what an AZZ he is 2 people & kids!!!:(
I've seen him play in roughly in 10 or more tournaments, beginning when he was an Amateur, and he has always been very friendly, and available to fans, on days that aren't scoring rounds? He's never signed autographs or taken pictures between holes during the tournament, but that shouldn't be scrutinized.
It's easy after something like this, for the public & media to pile on a bunch of hearsay. The guy is extremely well liked, especially when his amount of scrutiny from others is impossible to measure, yet he handles it better than most.
sellsman11
12-02-2009, 09:42 PM
I prefer to use either Frankie or Otis. Both work fine:ack2:
Stop that!!! I'm getting the crazy phone calls again!:willy_nilly::willy_nilly::toetap05:
phragle
12-02-2009, 09:55 PM
Smart?? he is like a friggin drug addict.. but with affairs.. he doesn't learn. He was busted in 07 by the enguirer. made a deal to be on the cover of a magazine owned by the same company to squash the story. You don't have serial affairs with random hot chicks and expect to not get busted eventually.
He got busted because he got stupid, careless and greedy. At least with really expensive hookers your buying discretion as well as a blow job.......
Infidelity usually causes a pre-nup to become null and void. :eek:
Women don't marry for money. They divorce for it! :lurk5:
Clay...you know better than that :D thats like saying you don't buy stocks to make money, you sell stocks to make money. For most women, marriage is an investment strategy. Before ever walking done the isle, the potential return is evaluated as well as the dividedend payment while waiting for the investment to mature. Most prenups only serve to increase the time before the woman becomes fully vested.
phragle
12-02-2009, 09:56 PM
Stop that!!! I'm getting the crazy phone calls again!:willy_nilly::willy_nilly::toetap05:
There was a time you didn't???
sellsman11
12-02-2009, 09:58 PM
There was a time you didn't???
For about 2 days back in 98. :willy_nilly:
phragle
12-02-2009, 11:43 PM
No worries for Tiger...he just picked up a new 1.5 mil endorsement contract..
Wrinkleface
12-02-2009, 11:52 PM
No worries for Tiger...he just picked up a new 1.5 mil endorsement contract..
:eek:
Bobcat
12-03-2009, 12:52 AM
Hey Guys,
What do Tiger Woods, and a baby seal have in common?
They both get clubbed by Norwegians......
Wrinkleface
12-03-2009, 10:33 AM
Hey Guys,
What do Tiger Woods, and a baby seal have in common?
They both get clubbed by Norwegians......
:eek:
This song has a little more meaning for Tiger. :eek:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG0xiweOaMw
cigdaze
12-03-2009, 11:18 AM
$300M to Elin in event of divorce.
http://wcbstv.com/sports/tiger.woods.affair.2.1346199.html
Can you believe this dumb phuck actually signed a prenup granting the broad $300M!!
:eek: :eek:
I saw Jesper Parnevik last night say he was sorry for introducing them....and that she should have used a Driver instead of a 3 iron :rofl: :rofl:
JupiterSunsation
12-03-2009, 12:45 PM
$300M to Elin in event of divorce.
http://wcbstv.com/sports/tiger.woods.affair.2.1346199.html
Can you believe this dumb phuck actually signed a prenup granting the broad $300M!!
:eek: :eek:
another paper cited a 20mm agreement IF the marriage lasts 10 years.....that seems more like what he would have signed 5 years ago. He didn't have 300mm to lose 5 years ago!
That same paper quoted a "stay together" package including a 7 figure check payable to Elin immediately with a new pre-nup with a much higher payout.
The worse part in this is she has become the most famous wife in the world with a cheating husband! She looks elegant and his women look like ho ho's. He made the wife look like a sucker in front of the whole world.....that must be hard to take as a person (male or female).
If Joe Nobody cheats then maybe a few dozen people know (friends, neighbors, co-workers) and the wife is pizzed but it is a much smaller scope of a problem. Tiger does it and it is headlines in every paper in the world with more women coming out of the "woodwork" daily (no pun intended). He graduated from Stanford, he should have been way smarter than this, 3 women plus a wife = recipe for disaster for sure!
JupiterSunsation
12-03-2009, 12:47 PM
I saw Jesper Parnevik last night say he was sorry for introducing them....and that she should have used a Driver instead of a 3 iron :rofl: :rofl:
JP needs to get back to practicing golf and shut up! Guy hasn't been on the leaderboard in 10 years and is bagging on Tiger because he introduced his nanny to him?
JupiterSunsation
12-03-2009, 12:48 PM
Tiger should try a fake suicide attempt, Elin may feel sorry for him and take him back as a broken man being overpowered by the world!
BUIZILLA
12-03-2009, 12:50 PM
a hard-on has no conscience... :rolleyes:
cigdaze
12-03-2009, 12:51 PM
another paper cited a 20mm agreement IF the marriage lasts 10 years.....that seems more like what he would have signed 5 years ago. He didn't have 300mm to lose 5 years ago!
That same paper quoted a "stay together" package including a 7 figure check payable to Elin immediately with a new pre-nup with a much higher payout.
The worse part in this is she has become the most famous wife in the world with a cheating husband! She looks elegant and his women look like ho ho's. He made the wife look like a sucker in front of the whole world.....that must be hard to take as a person (male or female).
If Joe Nobody cheats then maybe a few dozen people know (friends, neighbors, co-workers) and the wife is pizzed but it is a much smaller scope of a problem. Tiger does it and it is headlines in every paper in the world with more women coming out of the "woodwork" daily (no pun intended). He graduated from Stanford, he should have been way smarter than this, 3 women plus a wife = recipe for disaster for sure!
Come on, seriously...No amount of humiliation is worth $300M.
JupiterSunsation
12-03-2009, 12:54 PM
Come on, seriously...No amount of humiliation is worth $300M.
No, I agree with you 100%.....Hugh Grant made Elizabeth Hurley look way more stupid when he picked up Divine Brown, street walker. Hurley bailed but didn't get a dime!
cigdaze
12-03-2009, 12:57 PM
No, I agree with you 100%.....Hugh Grant made Elizabeth Hurley look way more stupid when he picked up Divine Brown, street walker. Hurley bailed but didn't get a dime!
Cool, got'cha.
GENERAL LEE
12-03-2009, 01:28 PM
Come on, seriously...No amount of humiliation is worth $300M.
I agree, but that's really not an issue for him even if he did have to pay that amount. He's not going to lose any meaningful sponsors over something so "small", in the eyes of the business world. Even if a big one decided to make the STUPID decision to drop him, 10 more are waiting in line to sign him. He'll be making tremendous money for the rest of his life.
I mean, he HAD to sign a pre-nup, and he knew it would be a sizeable amount should things go wrong. I know he has a lot of his money in that foundation, which she can't touch. He also has trusts set up to protect his interests as well. She'd get her check, and they'd go on. The child support payments would be kind of funny to see. :sifone:
I bet she stays with him in the long run. He's not a bad guy, and she knows that. Yes, he cheated on her, but compared to the list of things pro atheletes are tempted with on a daily basis, that's about as minor as it gets. Having the most attractive women alive at your disposal ANY time they want, would be a really hard thing to remain responsible around 100% of the time. http://smiliesftw.com/x/BlackNoes.gif (http://smiliesftw.com)
clayinaustin
12-03-2009, 01:30 PM
a hard-on has no conscience... :rolleyes:
Ain't that the truth! :cheers2:
cigdaze
12-03-2009, 01:43 PM
I agree, but that's really not an issue for him even if he did have to pay that amount. He's not going to lose any meaningful sponsors over something so "small", in the eyes of the business world. Even if a big one decided to make the STUPID decision to drop him, 10 more are waiting in line to sign him. He'll be making tremendous money for the rest of his life.
I mean, he HAD to sign a pre-nup, and he knew it would be a sizeable amount should things go wrong. I know he has a lot of his money in that foundation, which she can't touch. He also has trusts set up to protect his interests as well. She'd get her check, and they'd go on. The child support payments would be kind of funny to see. :sifone:
I bet she stays with him in the long run. He's not a bad guy, and she knows that. Yes, he cheated on her, but compared to the list of things pro atheletes are tempted with on a daily basis, that's about as minor as it gets. Having the most attractive women alive at your disposal ANY time they want, would be a really hard thing to remain responsible around 100% of the time. http://smiliesftw.com/x/BlackNoes.gif (http://smiliesftw.com)
So true. I mean, he's T.W......the world is at his disposal. It was only a matter of time.
DollaBill
12-03-2009, 02:08 PM
a hard-on has no conscience... :rolleyes:
boy isnt that the truth LOL
THEJOKER
12-03-2009, 02:37 PM
One thing that is not mentioned on here is THE KIDS. They will suffer the most and you can't put a price tag on that. I saw a past Masters Champion at lunch today and I asked him would Tiger's golf game slump due to maybe a mental breakdown. He said not a chance and he will only get better. We'll see.......
Chris
12-03-2009, 03:05 PM
a hard-on has no conscience... :rolleyes:
That would make for a great T-shirt
JupiterSunsation
12-03-2009, 04:04 PM
think maybe it was because they weren't married?...:rolleyes:
Right.....but I was comparing another famous woman who went through a similar experience yet got nothing financially....showing that the embarassment shouldn't necessarily = millions :sifone:
Sea-Dated
12-03-2009, 04:16 PM
Jordan paid out $150 million in his divorce a few years ago.....
JupiterSunsation
12-03-2009, 04:25 PM
Jordan paid out $150 million in his divorce a few years ago.....
Greg Norman gave his ex just over 100mm last year......But both Norman and Jordan were married to these women for 15+ years, not 5 years like TW.
fund razor
12-03-2009, 04:26 PM
Right.....but I was comparing another famous woman who went through a similar experience yet got nothing financially....showing that the embarassment shouldn't necessarily = millions :sifone:
I think that being married really has an impact on a divorce settlement.
catastrophe
12-03-2009, 04:53 PM
I think that being married really has an impact on a divorce settlement.
HE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
MarylandMark
12-03-2009, 05:29 PM
Good post Blee- glad you are around here a little more!
Wrinkleface
12-03-2009, 05:29 PM
I think that being married really has an impact on a divorce settlement.
U took your smart pills today didn't ya!!!!:toetap05:
GENERAL LEE
12-03-2009, 05:35 PM
Good post Blee- glad you are around here a little more!
Thanks Mark! :cheers2:
I really like it over here, and it was an offer I couldn't refuse! :cool:
I think he has alienated most of the married women in the US. Tiger's endorsements might be targeted towards men (Gilette), but guess who does the most shopping in most families.
DollaBill
12-03-2009, 05:55 PM
I think he has alienated most of the married women in the US. Tiger's endorsements might be targeted towards men (Gilette), but guess who does the most shopping in most families.
They are all whores too. Just not your mother. But don't ask your father:sifone:
This will all go away. Look at Hugh Grant!!! Ten years ago he got arrested for picking up some ghetto hooker. Today every woman loves the guy. Time heals all
GENERAL LEE
12-03-2009, 06:07 PM
I think he has alienated most of the married women in the US. Tiger's endorsements might be targeted towards men (Gilette), but guess who does the most shopping in most families.
If the one that does the shopping in most families should decide to boycot Gillette, she'll just put the new brand of razors on her husbands American Express card.....which Tiger also endorses. :sifone:
Wives typically don't do the investing for the family, or commonly run large corporate firms, so his Accenture deal is safe. The wives typically don't buy their husband his golf clubs, shoes, balls, etc, so Nike isn't going anywhere. AT&T, American Express, Gatorade, & Tag Heuer aren't targeting a specific gender, so no loss there.
Again, this is small potato's to the corporate world, when you look at the long run.
If the one that does the shopping in most families should decide to boycot Gillette, she'll just put the new brand of razors on her husbands American Express card.....which Tiger also endorses. :sifone:
Wives typically don't do the investing for the family, or commonly run large corporate firms, so his Accenture deal is safe. The wives typically don't buy their husband his golf clubs, shoes, balls, etc, so Nike isn't going anywhere. AT&T, American Express, Gatorade, & Tag Heuer aren't targeting a specific gender, so no loss there.
Again, this is small potato's to the corporate world, when you look at the long run.
I would question the Gatorade. A guy will drink whatever sport drink is in the fridge. :)
I really think he's done himself a big diservice. He's gotten a lot of the corporate deals based on his squeaky clean image. There are women on the boards of the corporations too.
Chris
12-03-2009, 10:10 PM
It looks now that she's willing to stay if Tiger re-negotiates her contract. Looks like she's seeking a signing bonus and short-term guarantees if traded to another team before expiration. I wonder who her agent is?
JupiterSunsation
12-03-2009, 10:20 PM
It looks now that she's willing to stay if Tiger re-negotiates her contract. Looks like she's seeking a signing bonus and short-term guarantees if traded to another team before expiration. I wonder who her agent is?
If she didn't satisfy him in the first 5 years of marriage, WTF makes him think she will in the future especially with a bigger penalty if he strays again?
I couldn't imagine listening to her taunt him with this "girlfriend" incident everytime she gets pizzed off! No matter how hot the sex was it definitely wasn't worth the beating and grief he has endured this week! I bet he hasn't had an erection in a week!
JupiterSunsation
12-03-2009, 10:26 PM
I couldn't imagine listening to her taunt him with this "girlfriend" incident everytime she gets pizzed off! No matter how hot the sex was it definitely wasn't worth the beating and grief he has endured this week! I bet he hasn't had an erection in a week!
From the Chris Farley movie "Tommy Boy", boardroom scene, now picture Mrs. Woods as the old lady:
Frank Rittenhauer: If this factory goes under, the whole town goes under.
Boardroom Woman: That's when the whores come in.
Paul: Excuse me, what was that?
Boardroom Woman: Men laying their trick-money down. Twenty dollars to pay the rent? Maybe not. Maybe instead I'll spend it on the whore
Boardroom Woman: Whores running around, doing their little behind-shake for the men folk...
Richard Hayden: I kinda like her idea.
Boardroom Man: For Christ's sake. Once during the war I visited a prostitute, and my life has been a living hell ever since.
Wrinkleface
12-03-2009, 10:27 PM
It looks now that she's willing to stay if Tiger re-negotiates her contract. Looks like she's seeking a signing bonus and short-term guarantees if traded to another team before expiration. I wonder who her agent is?
If she didn't satisfy him in the first 5 years of marriage, WTF makes him think she will in the future especially with a bigger penalty if he strays again?
I couldn't imagine listening to her taunt him with this "girlfriend" incident everytime she gets pizzed off! No matter how hot the sex was it definitely wasn't worth the beating and grief he has endured this week! I bet he hasn't had an erection in a week!
The games people play!!!!! Who sang that??? Alan Parsons Project??????:confused::willy_nilly:
Magicfloat
12-03-2009, 10:58 PM
Don't know if Alan Parsons Project covered it,but the original 45 on my old jukebox says Joe South:)
JupiterSunsation
12-03-2009, 11:15 PM
Joe South 1969: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5znh58WITU8
Alan Parsons Project: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD__9Sm07Lo&feature=fvw
Tommy Gun
12-04-2009, 01:47 AM
It looks now that she's willing to stay if Tiger re-negotiates her contract. Looks like she's seeking a signing bonus and short-term guarantees if traded to another team before expiration. I wonder who her agent is?
Pure speculation on my part but the M/O is classic Scott Boras.
fund razor
12-04-2009, 07:40 AM
If she didn't satisfy him in the first 5 years of marriage, WTF makes him think she will in the future especially with a bigger penalty if he strays again?
These things aren't about being satisfied at home as much as they are about the never ending conquest and the ego strokes that you get from new playfriends that you don't get at home. It's not that the wife doesn't know how to satisfy as much as no longer feels required to explain how magically wonderful that the man is. Behind every cheating guy is not as much a women who can't perform as a woman who no longer thinks of the man without whatever resentment has accumulated through daily life.
I couldn't imagine listening to her taunt him with this "girlfriend" incident everytime she gets pizzed off! No matter how hot the sex was it definitely wasn't worth the beating and grief he has endured this week!
This occured to me too. Not worth it. She WILL bring it up. Forever.
The resentment will never truly fade, and the kids will sense it. Better off with new spouses and better vibes. Shared custody can work.
I bet he hasn't had an erection in a week!
This did not occur to me. Somehow... in this entire situation... I never thought about his schwanz. At all. :ack2:
So is the next Golden Tee game gonna have a bonus round that includes bangin cocktail waitresses?
fund razor
12-04-2009, 07:44 AM
It looks now that she's willing to stay if Tiger re-negotiates her contract. Looks like she's seeking a signing bonus and short-term guarantees if traded to another team before expiration. I wonder who her agent is?
How does one say "show me the money" in norwegian?
Well... I checked. It is supposedly (not kidding http://translation.babylon.com/English/to-Norwegian)
"Vis mig Penger."
fund razor
12-04-2009, 07:45 AM
So is the next Golden Tee game gonna have a bonus round that includes bangin cocktail waitresses?
Some bars already have that version. ;)
fund razor
12-04-2009, 07:59 AM
Trust me. Worth it. Tiger slow jam video with pics. Turn the sound up. :D :D :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEkomaBTppY
This occured to me too. Not worth it. She WILL bring it up. Forever.
The resentment will never truly fade, .
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I don't know if that's true. My ex wife caught me cheating, and never beat me over the head with it. She truly forgave me. We stayed together a couple more years after that. I always appreciated the fact she didn;t beat me with it anytime we got in an argument.
She happened to be a Norweigian also. Her dad's name was Thor, and he came straight off the boat. She was blonde as blonde could be. I always told her after she took a shower that she looked like she'd been nuked. Her hair was so fine, you coulod barely see it. Her eyelashes and eyebrows disappered with a shower.
fund razor
12-04-2009, 08:50 AM
I don't know if that's true. My ex wife caught me cheating, and never beat me over the head with it. She truly forgave me. We stayed together a couple more years after that. I always appreciated the fact she didn;t beat me with it anytime we got in an argument.
She happened to be a Norweigian also. Her dad's name was Thor, and he came straight off the boat. She was blonde as blonde could be. I always told her after she took a shower that she looked like she'd been nuked. Her hair was so fine, you coulod barely see it. Her eyelashes and eyebrows disappered with a shower.
an exception to the rule.
Wrinkleface
12-06-2009, 11:03 AM
was at a jewelry store a couple days ago & there he is on a big Tag Heuer watch poster!! wonder if some of the companies will start ?'n'n their "REP"!!
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