View Full Version : The best invention that never existed.
The Flux Capacitor
The board stretcher
The Blue Sky hook
The Red Sky hook
Help me out here guys...
clayinaustin
10-30-2009, 01:43 AM
The transporter - Beam me up, Scotty! :D
Warp drive would be nice, but I don't know where we would go... :rolleyes:
clayinaustin
10-30-2009, 01:44 AM
Some may say a time machine, but we fu*k up enough stuff in real time. Just imagine how bad things would be if we could go back in time and fu*k it up even more! :eek:
jayboat
10-30-2009, 06:34 AM
Some may say a time machine, but we fu*k up enough stuff in real time. Just imagine how bad things would be if we could go back in time and fu*k it up even more! :eek:
:rofl::rofl:
dd24skater
10-30-2009, 06:36 AM
Blinker Fluid
Widget
You left out the continuum transfunctioner.
YankeY
10-30-2009, 06:45 AM
spacly sprockets
cogsly cogs
JupiterSunsation
10-30-2009, 08:12 AM
finnegan pin
imco offshore
10-30-2009, 08:43 AM
sliced bread
JupiterSunsation
10-30-2009, 08:49 AM
sliced bread
Pretty sure that exists......thread is best thing that doesn't exist! :D
THEJOKER
10-30-2009, 09:01 AM
Fart deneutralizer while in bed w/ wife!
Davidmnc
10-30-2009, 09:16 AM
Flying Penguins
Sea-Dated
10-30-2009, 09:18 AM
Doohickeys and thingeymajigs........
Bobcat
10-30-2009, 09:24 AM
S h i t hook
catastrophe
10-30-2009, 09:53 AM
BOATchippers
Wobble
10-30-2009, 10:21 AM
reliable 1000hp outdrive for 10K:sifone:
yesrej
10-30-2009, 10:26 AM
You left out the continuum transfunctioner.
good one
Tom A.
10-30-2009, 10:40 AM
thing-a-ma-jig
It is usually hooked up to a
whosie-whatsit
Bravo drive that does not break!
Tom A.
10-30-2009, 10:43 AM
Muffler bearings
So much for the old gag......
http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=3&products_id=10
Real world:
Muffler Bearings
Contrary to popular belief, muffler bearings do exist, just ask your local dodge stealth or mitsubisi gt3000 owner. Although a popular prank to pull on the not so automotive savy muffler bearings are located inside the muffler, in order to operate a flap which opens and closes depending on the exhaust flow directing flow back into the turbo. Due to inconvienience (carbon/other buildup often jammed the bearings causing noise and poor performance) the bearings are only found on older models.
phragle
10-30-2009, 10:44 AM
Cherry 2000
BBB725
10-30-2009, 10:46 AM
Schwartzcraft Power boats
Aluminum magnet
Left handed screw driver
sliced bread
What was the best thing before sliced bread????
Bravo drive that does not break!
Let's not be rediculous. :sifone:
BBB725
10-30-2009, 10:58 AM
Ubershades and Gotta go briefcase
Chris
10-30-2009, 11:18 AM
90 weight roller bearings.
phragle
10-30-2009, 11:23 AM
Cherry...
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A woman that you can understand.
imco offshore
10-30-2009, 11:43 AM
Pretty sure that exists......thread is best thing that doesn't exist! :D
sorry ,,,,,ok propwash bucket
MarylandMark
10-30-2009, 11:50 AM
A woman that you can understand.
I was going to say perfect women
S h i t hook
I have an employee who is nicknamed chithook.
A few years ago I sent one of my guys to Napa to pick up a set of spark plugs for a 3208 Cat diesel engine.
phragle
10-30-2009, 11:57 AM
I was going to say perfect women
All silicone, you never thought 5200 could look so good. Now if she only had a built in cupholder...
http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2008/07/realdoll2.jpg
phragle
10-30-2009, 11:57 AM
the Stecz version....
Airpacker
10-30-2009, 12:03 PM
Force Field. Useful in cars, trucks, airplanes, snowmobiles, motorcycles, boats. You name it, the forcefield protects it.
clayinaustin
10-30-2009, 01:59 PM
All silicone, you never thought 5200 could look so good. Now if she only had a built in cupholder...
Ha Ha! When I first saw the Real Doll (http://www.realdoll.com/) site, I couldn't stop laughing! :sifone:
Now you can get strange skin colors and elf ears! :eek:
http://www.realdoll.com/images/bluegirl1_sm.jpg http://www.realdoll.com/images/elfears2_small.jpg
03darkshadow
10-30-2009, 05:04 PM
hover board
microsoft operating system that works good.
politician with common sense
03darkshadow
10-30-2009, 05:04 PM
Ha Ha! When I first saw the Real Doll (http://www.realdoll.com/) site, I couldn't stop laughing! :sifone:
Now you can get strange skin colors and elf ears! :eek:
http://www.realdoll.com/images/bluegirl1_sm.jpg http://www.realdoll.com/images/elfears2_small.jpg
holy sh*t :rofl: there are some strange people out there. hahaha
clayinaustin
10-30-2009, 05:18 PM
microsoft operating system that works good.
politician with common sense
Ha Ha! Those two don't even exist in Sci-Fi movies! :ack2:
Bobcat
10-30-2009, 05:25 PM
a hundred yards of flight line
Boss252
10-30-2009, 05:57 PM
A SOS putz detector
Bobcat
10-30-2009, 06:14 PM
A SOS putz detector
just look for the Quincy Notre Dame Varsity jacket:leaving:
Boss252
10-30-2009, 07:03 PM
just look for the Quincy Notre Dame Varsity jacket:leaving:
Raider Pride my brother Raider Pride
Bobcat
10-30-2009, 07:14 PM
:sifone:
MacGyver
10-30-2009, 07:22 PM
Hangover free alcohol :cheers2:
MarylandMark
10-31-2009, 07:42 AM
A SOS putz detector
already is one; called post count and anyone over 5K fits in
LaughingCat
10-31-2009, 10:09 PM
Fencer Valves
The Force
Light Sabers
A lobotomy stun gun sort of contraption.
Target practice at Wal-Mart for said stun gun.
A Sterilization gun - also can be used at Wal-Mart.
JupiterSunsation
11-01-2009, 09:12 AM
diesel engine spark plugs!
MikeyFIN
11-01-2009, 09:13 AM
unconditional love...
unconditional love...
Haven't you ever had a dog?
MarylandMark
11-01-2009, 09:37 AM
Hangover free alcohol :cheers2:
I wish I had this now
Chris
11-01-2009, 10:06 AM
Your own fault. You stopped drinking.
You quit running, they're gonna' catch you.
MacGyver
11-01-2009, 10:07 AM
Your own fault. You stopped drinking.
You quit running, they're gonna' catch you.
:rofl::rofl:
MarylandMark
11-01-2009, 10:35 AM
Your own fault. You stopped drinking.
You quit running, they're gonna' catch you.
Not for long- I'm feelin it and the quickest way to quit feeling like pooh is not to quit for long.
Sunday Funday here I come!
MacGyver
11-01-2009, 10:38 AM
Sunday Funday here I come!
Should make for an interesting Monday :sifone:
Woody
11-01-2009, 11:02 AM
On demand BJ's
Admin
11-01-2009, 01:09 PM
On demand BJ's
Go to Vegas.
MikeyFIN
11-01-2009, 03:17 PM
On demand BJ's
you wanna BET!!!
MikeyFIN
11-01-2009, 03:18 PM
Haven't you ever had a dog?
4... Didnīt count animals. Horses love me too.
The drink her pretty drink.
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The drink her pretty drink.
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It's been invented.
Tequila
http://www.seriousoffshore.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3648&highlight=tequila
MarylandMark
11-01-2009, 06:50 PM
Patron shots last night- not a good idea..
4... Didnīt count animals. Horses love me too.
I don't think any human is capable of the unconditional love of a dog.
It's been invented.
Tequila
Tequila makes her clothes fall off
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqv-2emERFw
Cash Bar
11-01-2009, 10:46 PM
A plane on a treadmill going to the Subway at Big Scotty's crib.
RebarBox
11-02-2009, 12:02 AM
.....thread is best thing that doesn't exist! :D
A fountain that is built better than a Cigarette...:26::leaving::beatdeadhorse5:
It's been invented.
Tequila
http://www.seriousoffshore.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3648&highlight=tequila
Even the morning after ?
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