txriverrat2001
10-29-2009, 04:53 PM
:rofl:Five surgeons . . .
are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.
The first surgeon says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color-coded. "
The third surgeon says: "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know I like engineers;
those guys always understand if you have a few parts left over.."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine.
Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.":rofl::rofl:
are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.
The first surgeon says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color-coded. "
The third surgeon says: "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know I like engineers;
those guys always understand if you have a few parts left over.."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine.
Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.":rofl::rofl: