SCREED! The word, use it & abuse it!!!!

[Wrinkleface]

4 example



I screed my girlfriend last night!!:03:

George screed when I didn't feed him!!!:(

[ChiefApache]

I can't use that word like that!

I work in construction. When I hear screed, all I can think about is screeding concrete and overlays.

[Sea-Dated]

screed  /skrid/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [skreed] Show IPA

–noun
1. a long discourse or essay, esp. a diatribe.
2. an informal letter, account, or other piece of writing.
3. Building Trades. a. a strip of plaster or wood applied to a surface to be plastered to serve as a guide for making a true surface.
b. a wooden strip serving as a guide for making a true level surface on a concrete pavement or the like.
c. a board or metal strip dragged across a freshly poured concrete slab to give it its proper level.

4. British Dialect. a fragment or shred, as of cloth.
5. Scot.
a. a tear or rip, esp. in cloth.
b. a drinking bout.


–verb (used with object), verb (used without object)
6. Scot. to tear, rip, or shred, as cloth.

screed (skrēd)
n.
A long monotonous speech or piece of writing.


A strip of wood, plaster, or metal placed on a wall or pavement as a guide for the even application of plaster or concrete.

A layer or strip of material used to level off a horizontal surface such as a floor.

A smooth final surface of a substance, such as concrete, applied to a floor.

[cigdaze]

Let's not make a screed[1] out of this.
:)

[Tony]

A Blaw Knox builds a good screed.

[Ratickle]

I decided a good screed (1) would take too much time. So, a screed (2) about a Scot who screed (5a) his kilt while attaching a screed (3a) to the wall during a screed (5b) tripping on the screed (3b) left on the newly screed (3c) floor was all I had time for.

What kind of screed's (5b) do you think there will be in Key West? And will there be any catfights where they screed (6) each others clothes????

[Dude! Sweet!]

A Blaw Knox builds a good screed.

I hear that they're popular in Sharpsburg, Aspinwall, Verona and heck even across the river in Homewood... :sifone:

[MattBMiller]

I screed my girlfriend last night!!:03:


I screed your girlfriend before you last night:biggrinjester:

[Sunsation96]

I screed your girlfriend before you last night:biggrinjester:

Well I sceed your sister last night:boxing_smiley::willy_nilly::rofl:

[MattBMiller]

Well I sceed your sister last night:boxing_smiley::willy_nilly::rofl:

Looks like you're screed in your avatar pic.

[Tom A.]

I can't use that word like that!

I work in construction. When I hear screed, all I can think about is screeding concrete and overlays.

Ditto!:leaving:

[Sunsation96]

Looks like you're screed in your avatar pic.

Well played Ricky Bobby Well Played and yes I was stuck:rofl:

[cuda]

I can't use that word like that!

I work in construction. When I hear screed, all I can think about is screeding concrete and overlays.

That's the only way I've heard it used also.

[TCEd]

I was so screed that I almost pooped my pants.
ed

[fund razor]

Rocky beat the crap out of Apollo Screed.

[fund razor]

Some guy in Naples ran out of pot so he tried scraping some off of the screed.

[fund razor]

We're not listening to Nickleback, we're listening to Screed.

[fund razor]

When her babydaddy gun went off, she screed and dropdit.

[fund razor]

The looter left the trailer after Hurricane Charlie carrying a television through the open screed door.

[cuda]

The looter left the trailer after Hurricane Charlie carrying a television through the open screed door.

Was the wearing skriped pants and eating skrimp?

[Wrinkleface]

I feel like screed!

[Wrinkleface]

As a screed, Bobster is hang'n out w/ Pengy in Key West!!:26:

[LaughingCat]

I work in construction.

Can the words "work" and "construction" be used in the same sentence yet?

[ChiefApache]

Can the words "work" and "construction" be used in the same sentence yet?

Not yet I'm afraid. :(

[Wrinkleface]

U have been reported like the screed that U R!!!!:lurk5:

[03darkshadow]

i screed wrinks gf before matt did. :03:

[Wrinkleface]

i screed wrinks gf before matt did. :03:

dream on ya screed!!!:seeya:

[BBB725]

I've shoveled alot of horse screed:)

[Bobcat]

after a beer and chili marathon I can screed through a screen door:03:

[03darkshadow]

dream on ya screed!!!:seeya:





blah blah, how were the sloppy thirds ya screed. :biggrinjester:

[Wrinkleface]

after a beer and chili marathon I can screed through a screen door:03:

hopefully U wiped your screed after that!!!!!:ack2:

[Bobcat]

was visiting some screedy biotch

[03darkshadow]

hope you didnt get screed on you...

[Wrinkleface]

was visiting some screedy biotch

did she screed U!!!!:26:

[Ratickle]

was visiting some screedy biotch

You better get screed in case you need a shot in the screed that will make you screed....

[cuda]

after a beer and chili marathon I can screed through a screen door:03:

Without touching a wire!:sifone:

[Wrinkleface]

You better get screed in case you need a shot in the screed that will make you screed....

my screed exactly!!!:willy_nilly:

[cuda]

it makes a mess when they screed all over the bed. Ya gotto do the screed out of 'em. :)

[MacGyver]

Can the words "work" and "construction" be used in the same sentence yet?


Not yet I'm afraid. :(

I'm still working 52-60 hours a week (worked three Saturdays since Labor day aleady).

[Wrinkleface]

I'm still SCREED"N 52-60 hours a week (SCREED"D three Saturdays since Labor day aleady).

fixed it 4 ya!!!:sifone:

[Ratickle]

I feel like screed!

You look like screed:ack2:

[03darkshadow]

You look like screed:ack2:



why did you have to screed on his parade :leaving:

[Wrinkleface]

George did a screed on the lawn!:reddevil:

[Bobcat]

I'd eat the screed out of her S H i T

[MacGyver]

Screed Mark :ack2::ack2:

http://www.kaitaia.com/funny/g2/d/11407-3/skidmark.jpg

[Tony]

I'm getting married, i'm screed 7 ways from Sudnay.

[Wrinkleface]

I'm getting married, i'm screed 7 ways from Sudnay.

I'm screed 4 Donzi!!!!:biggrinjester:

[Blue Oval]

What the screed are you talking about, this is one screed up post! Who is the screeding *ss hole who even came up with this post! I think Wrinkleface is a real screeder!

[fund razor]

I'm getting married, i'm screed 7 ways from Sudnay.
You made me spit at the screed. :)

[fund razor]

I'd eat the screed out of her S H i T

Um... Bob... you ok?

[Tony]

Um... Bob... you ok?

Makes you wonder if he was looking out the window at a wild chicken when he posted that.

[Wrinkleface]

Makes you wonder if he was looking out the window at a wild chicken when he posted that.

or 1 of those screedy X dressers in KW!!!!!!:leaving:

[Wrinkleface]

Where the screed is everybody????:confused:

[jayboat]

I feel like screed!

No wonder. :26:

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/7320/screeds.jpg

[Wrinkleface]

No wonder. :26:

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/7320/screeds.jpg

Wrong, 60's Bubba!!!:biggrinjester: But I screed like the 50's!!!!:willy_nilly:

[LaughingCat]

Screed: isnt that some loser band where the ultra-religious lead singer turned out to be doing drugs and nailing groupies?

[Wrinkleface]

Screed: isnt that some loser band where the ultra-religious lead singer turned out to be doing drugs and nailing groupies?

Dude should know the screed behind that story!!!!!:26:

[MattBMiller]

No wonder. :26:

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/7320/screeds.jpg

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Ratickle]

No wonder. :26:

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/7320/screeds.jpg

Those who stick their heads out the Geico hatch while looking sideways??????

[Tommy Gun]

Those who stick their heads out the Geico hatch while looking sideways??????

NAAAH...probably from rimming a fatty.

[ChiefApache]

I'm still working 52-60 hours a week (worked three Saturdays since Labor day aleady).

Consider yourself fortunate. We laid off 30 more people two weeks ago. That's 100 in less than 18 months.

[Wrinkleface]

Consider yourself fortunate. We laid off 30 more people two weeks ago. That's 100 in less than 18 months.

that screeds!!!!:(:(

[LaughingCat]

NAAAH...probably from rimming a fatty.

:ack2:

[cuda]

Consider yourself fortunate. We laid off 30 more people two weeks ago. That's 100 in less than 18 months.

I haven't gotten a new contract this year. The five jobs I did, I've had the contracts from last year. I'm going to give it a couple more weeks, or the next date my insurance is due. I can't keep throwing good money after bad. I shook the money tree out back, but nothing fell out.

[fund razor]

Screed: isnt that some loser band where the ultra-religious lead singer turned out to be doing drugs and nailing groupies?
Creed joke was post 17. :)

[WeaponX]

I hate Screedless comments.:sifone:

[Wrinkleface]

I hate Screedless comments.:sifone:

Agreed, they R just worth, well, screed!!!!!:biggrinjester:

[Bobcat]

ain't screed

[Wrinkleface]

ain't screed

Pengy should B screed!!!!!:leaving:

[Bobcat]

he's getting screed over

[Wrinkleface]

he's getting screed over

That ain't fair 2 the screedy little guy!!!!:boxing_smiley:

[Bobcat]

he was born under a bad screed:dupe:

[03darkshadow]

i thought you were the bad screed of key west..

[WeaponX]

Whatchu screed'en bout Willis

[Wrinkleface]

Whatchu screed'en bout Willis

R there any more shotz of that gals screed lay'n over the seat in your av???:26:

[WeaponX]

R there any more shotz of that gals screed lay'n over the seat in your av???:26:

SCREED YES!!:sifone:

[03darkshadow]

sweet screed, that boat and girl are freakin screed!

[Wrinkleface]

sweet screed, that boat and girl are freakin screed!

agreed screed!!!!!!!:03:

[LaughingCat]

Creed joke was post 17. :)

I'm screedin' lame.

[Wrinkleface]

I'm screedin' lame.

U R screed'n right!!!!!:biggrinjester:

[Wrinkleface]

I'm screedin' lame.

Yes , so screed on!!!!!:driving:

[LaughingCat]

I'm screedin' insulted. :sifone:

[Wrinkleface]

I'm screedin' insulted. :sifone:

U should B SERIOUSLY SCREEDIN' insulted!!!!Get w/ the Screed'n program!!!:biggrinjester:

[LaughingCat]

You're trying to screedin' brainwash me?

:willy_nilly:

[Bobcat]

screed is the word
it's got groove
it's got meaning

[Wrinkleface]

You're trying to screedin' brainwash me?

:willy_nilly:


U R screed'n A right!!!:26:

[BBB725]

To screed or not to screed, that is the question:sifone:

[Wrinkleface]

I usually screed more after drink'n!!!!!!:lurk5:

[fund razor]

I'm screedin' lame.

You're just a late screeder.

[LaughingCat]

I need a screedin' drink

[Wrinkleface]

I need a screedin' drink

Have a screed'n Mary!:sifone:

[BBB725]

Or Screed straight up

[Wrinkleface]

on the rocks w/ screed!!!:sifone:

[TCEd]

Fred Cecil screed a bunch of us.

[Wrinkleface]

Fred Cecil screed a bunch of us.

screed'n bastage!!!:beatdeadhorse5:

[Bobcat]

you guy's are screeding me out man !!!!!!:willy_nilly:

[Wrinkleface]

you guy's are screeding me out man !!!!!!:willy_nilly:

Don't U B do'n any perverted screed'n on Pengy!!!:leaving:

[03darkshadow]

pengy likes to screed on himself

[LaughingCat]

Or Screed straight up

"Tell you what. . . why don't you bend over and i'll screed it straight up your a$$"

Quick, name the movie

[Wrinkleface]

"Tell you what. . . why don't you bend over and i'll screed it straight up your a$$"

Quick, name the movie

"Sceed'n your Azz"!!!! It was a B Screed'n porno wasn't it????:biggrinjester::leaving:

[LaughingCat]

Nope. Mid 80s. Best grade school movie ever.

"Give me the (screedin) keys, Lisa"

[RPM]

If ya can't beat it..screed it!

[RPM]

as Stecz says "nothing like screeding on the deck of an MTI"

[MacGyver]

"Tell you what. . . why don't you bend over and i'll screed it straight up your a$$"

Quick, name the movie

Weird Science





And I need to say Screed :sifone:

[BBB725]

I went out last night and feel like dried screed this morning

[Bobcat]

screeding for vengeance

[Davidmnc]

Screeing working today!

[cuda]

screeding for vengeance

Judas Screed