Fluctuations

[Tommy Gun]

I was at my bank today; there was a short line.

There was just one person in front of me, an

Asian woman who was trying to exchange yen

for dollars.

It was obvious she was irritated.

She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday,

I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat

eighty? Why it change? The teller shrugged his

shoulders and said, "Fluctuations.

"The Asian woman says, "Fluc you white people too"

 

[Wrinkleface]

:willy_nilly:

 

[ChiefApache]

OK Tommy, that made me LOL.

 

[Bobcat]

Hee Hee !

 

[Five Cent Worth]

Lol, that is good. :USA:

I can say I have never meet a Chinese person that would be that out spoken. Typically, they are very calm and not passive.

 

[old377guy]

Damn, now that's funny!:sifone:

 

[Cash Bar]

Lol, that is good. :USA:

I can say I have never meet a Chinese person that would be that out spoken. Typically, they are very calm and not passive.

If it was Yen wouldn't she likely be Japanese? I lose track.

 

[phragle]

Chinese, Japanese, what difference does it make if they are on their knees......

 

[WeaponX]

:sifone: funny

 

[cigdaze]

Hilarious!! :rofl:

 

[Perlmudder]

knee slap!

 

[Chris]

I can say I have never meet a Chinese person that would be that out spoken. Typically, they are very calm and not passive.

You should pop by my local takeout place. The two guys that run it are nuts. They go at each other with homicidal rage in their eyes. I've walked in on screaming matches and just turned around and ordered pizza.

It's funny as hell to see two Chinese guys screaming at each other in Chinese.

 

[Tony]

Its even funnier watching two Chinese guys trying to scream at each other in english.

 

[Five Cent Worth]

If it was Yen wouldn't she likely be Japanese? I lose track.

Yep - my bad, was thinking RMB.

 

[Chris]

The follow on to this is the luxury car discussion with the opthalmologist.

 

[Wrinkleface]

You should pop by my local takeout place. The two guys that run it are nuts. They go at each other with homicidal rage in their eyes. I've walked in on screaming matches and just turned around and ordered pizza.

It's funny as hell to see two Chinese guys screaming at each other in Chinese.

introduce them 2 MM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:leaving:

 

[Bobcat]

Every Friday a Chinese man had to walk past some Greek fisherman on his way to the Bank...
and each time a Greek fisherman would yell out "Hey Chinaman! what day is it?"
and he would respond "It's Flyday" and the fisherman would all laugh.....this went on for several weeks and the Chinese man was p issed.....so he got some books on enunciation and practiced all week........

Friday rolled around and the fisherman yelled "Hey Chinaman, what day is it?




He responded " it is Friday"








"You Gleek Plicks ":sifone:

 

[Chris]

 

[Buoy]

Now, that was funny!

 

[cigdaze]

OMG! That's some funny sht!!!