jhenrie
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> Drinking With A Texas Girl:
>
> A Mexican, an Arab, and a Texan girl are in the same bar.
>
> When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air,
> pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In
> Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the
> same one twice.'
>
> The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it
> into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.
> He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses
> that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
>
> The Texan girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in
> one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and
> shoots the Mexican and the Arab.
>
> Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,
> she says,
>
> 'In Texas we have enough illegal aliens that we don't have to
drink
> with the same ones twice.
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>
> A Mexican, an Arab, and a Texan girl are in the same bar.
>
> When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air,
> pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In
> Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the
> same one twice.'
>
> The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it
> into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.
> He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses
> that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
>
> The Texan girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in
> one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and
> shoots the Mexican and the Arab.
>
> Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,
> she says,
>
> 'In Texas we have enough illegal aliens that we don't have to
drink
> with the same ones twice.
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