Claymates Tops for 2009

[YankeY]

Ha Ha! I explained my lifestyle on the other site, so I will give a quick synopsis here.

I am single 50 year old man living in Austin, Texas. I have a job as a Mainframe Systems Programmer. I make six-figures, but I'm no multi-millionaire. I live in a one-bedroom apartment. I own a Chevy pickup truck and a 31-foot Cigarette Bullet. I keep my monthly expenses low, and that allows me to always have money in my pocket. :sifone::biggrinjester:

To Do:
Divorce
Move
Apartment
Call Clay to introduce me to the girls

All I needed was goals..thanks Clay:26::26:

 

[RLJ676]

You are a role model for all.:26:

You have just added another reason to hate the money I spent on the house I bought. As if owning property in Detroit wasn't enough.....boy do I wish I was renting an apt for that extra spending cash.:sifone:

Oh, and I say white and red to match the boat.

 

[LaughingCat]

I totally understand your math, especially the 420 conclusion.

Now, you play big brother to all these hot chicks, we see them parading without tops and such. But does Clay get to bury the family bone in the ayrd, or simply mow the grass for the owner?

And yes, this thread will quickly be moved to Uncensored see we can see the transparent pasties.

Clay for moderator of all SOS.

 

[clayinaustin]

But does Clay get to bury the family bone in the ayrd, or simply mow the grass for the owner?

Don't worry about Clay's bone. I get plenty! :biggrinjester:

 

[LaughingCat]

Thank God. You maintain hero status. Now I can sleep.

 

[Wrinkleface]

My Kind of Stimulis plan !!:sifone::drool5:

Yeah, go 2 Washington w/ this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OH, OH, were U referring 2 Clay get'n stimulated???????????:26::26::seeya:

 

[florida gator]

Ha Ha! I explained my lifestyle on the other site, so I will give a quick synopsis here.

I am single 50 year old man living in Austin, Texas. I have a job as a Mainframe Systems Programmer. I make six-figures, but I'm no multi-millionaire. I live in a one-bedroom apartment. I own a Chevy pickup truck and a 31-foot Cigarette Bullet. I keep my monthly expenses low, and that allows me to always have money in my pocket. :sifone:

The secret to getting a boat-load of hot girls is to first get two or three hot girls to be regulars on the boat. You treat these "regular" girls right, i.e. don't hit on them and don't ask them for gas money. They will then bring other hot girls out on the boat, and you also treat these girls right. Soon you have a reputation of being a good guy that always has hot girls and a fun party on the boat. Before you know it, you are buying more lifejackets!

I provide the boat, boat gas, and protection from loser guys. The girls bring alcohol, food and music. I don't allow drugs on the boat, so I don't have any druggies onboard. P.S. Weed is organic, so it doesn't count.

I am basically a cool old guy that the young hotties love. They feel safe around me, so they are free to get wild and crazy. And, they usually do.

I love my life! :biggrinjester:

Wonder if that would work for a 40yo?

Funny thing, I'm actually looking at small places myself. I have my kids every other weekend and decided I could get a roommate situation saving me some$$$ and no long term commitment while the divorce moves along at a slow pace. Then I have a few extra bucs to take teh kids on weekend trips when I get them. Like a vacation everytime they see Dad!!!

 

[Sea-Dated]

I vote for clear tops........:biggrinjester: