Claymates Tops for 2009

clayinaustin

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What do you think? Pink tops with black graphics?

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Pink and purple always go with black. Can't go wrong either way. But why not something that matches the boat?
 
First, do you own a strip club or porn production company?

Second, why are they wearing anything. You should have "ClayMates" hangers and transparent pasties.
 
First, do you own a strip club or porn production company?

Ha Ha! I explained my lifestyle on the other site, so I will give a quick synopsis here.

I am single 50 year old man living in Austin, Texas. I have a job as a Mainframe Systems Programmer. I make six-figures, but I'm no multi-millionaire. I live in a one-bedroom apartment. I own a Chevy pickup truck and a 31-foot Cigarette Bullet. I keep my monthly expenses low, and that allows me to always have money in my pocket. :sifone:

The secret to getting a boat-load of hot girls is to first get two or three hot girls to be regulars on the boat. You treat these "regular" girls right, i.e. don't hit on them and don't ask them for gas money. They will then bring other hot girls out on the boat, and you also treat these girls right. Soon you have a reputation of being a good guy that always has hot girls and a fun party on the boat. Before you know it, you are buying more lifejackets! :D

I provide the boat, boat gas, and protection from loser guys. The girls bring alcohol, food and music. I don't allow drugs on the boat, so I don't have any druggies onboard. P.S. Weed is organic, so it doesn't count. :p

I am basically a cool old guy that the young hotties love. They feel safe around me, so they are free to get wild and crazy. And, they usually do.

I love my life! :biggrinjester:
 
Ha Ha! I explained my lifestyle on the other site, so I will give a quick synopsis here.

I am single 50 year old man living in Austin, Texas. I have a job as a Mainframe Systems Programmer. I make six-figures, but I'm no multi-millionaire. I live in a one-bedroom apartment. I own a Chevy pickup truck and a 31-foot Cigarette Bullet. I keep my monthly expenses low, and that allows me to always have money in my pocket. :sifone:

The secret to getting a boat-load of hot girls is to first get two or three hot girls to be regulars on the boat. You treat these "regular" girls right, i.e. don't hit on them and don't ask them for gas money. They will then bring other hot girls out on the boat, and you also treat these girls right. Soon you have a reputation of being a good guy that always has hot girls and a fun party on the boat. Before you know it, you are buying more lifejackets! :D

I provide the boat, boat gas, and protection from loser guys. The girls bring alcohol, food and music. I don't allow drugs on the boat, so I don't have any druggies onboard. P.S. Weed is organic, so it doesn't count. :p

I am basically a cool old guy that the young hotties love. They feel safe around me, so they are free to get wild and crazy. And, they usually do.

I love my life! :biggrinjester:


I am guessing you spent quite some time putting a plan like that together!! :sifone:
 
Okay I couldn't find a graphic for it but - THIS THREAD IS USELESS IF IT'S NOT IN UNCENSORED !! :D :D
 
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