Haha, SOOO true.
I use the same kind of answer as well. Occassionally I'll get some new guy, that bought his first boat EVER at the Spring boat show, ask why I would ever want a boat like mine.
I had one ******* last year try to impress his girlfriend by attempting to belittle my boat in front of her:
"So you paid all that money for a boat you can't sleep on, shower, watch TV, no bathroom at all.......sounds like you missed the point if you ask me?"
"Well, since I didn't ask you, my lake house where I keep the boat, has 3 of everything you mentioned, a pool, and I don't have to have the chit pumped out of it every other weekend like you do?"
I was hoping he didn't feel
quite as cool afterward.