Tragic story from the front lines

[Wobble]

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of
the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The
Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men,
the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw
each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him
that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he
deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left
wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive. So I said that Osama
Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!

He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."

[Ratickle]

[clayinaustin]

Too funny!

[Wrinkleface]

[MattBMiller]

[Bobcat]

nice!!!

[MarylandMark]

Good sheet!!

[LaughingCat]

Holy crap, that's funny.

[Sea-Dated]

Funny.....