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    09-20-2010 03:06 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by BBB725 View Post
    Must be David


    If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
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    Where does Brooks get this stuff???
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    09-20-2010 03:40 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Davidmnc View Post
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    Where does Brooks get this stuff???
    They just bounce around inside my head.


    If you played a blank tape at full blast would a mime go deaf?
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    09-20-2010 07:31 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by BBB725 View Post
    They just bounce around inside my head.


    If you played a blank tape at full blast would a mime go deaf?
    The world may never know


    Why are mimes so creapy?
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    09-20-2010 08:00 PM
    No sound

    Why isn't 11 pronounced "onety-one"?
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    09-21-2010 08:31 AM
    Cuz Bobcat said so.





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    09-21-2010 08:40 AM
    1/2 an hour after Miller time



    Do penguins have knees?
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    09-21-2010 11:57 AM
    Penguins have knees.
    They never wear shorts though, so you don't see them.

    Do blind penguins dream?
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    09-21-2010 12:16 PM
    David does

    Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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    09-21-2010 01:46 PM
    To hide their intent.


    Why do they call them apartments, when they are all together?
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    09-21-2010 02:51 PM
    Cause it sounds better then togetherments


    Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
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    09-21-2010 03:34 PM
    Because after trickling through the mountains, it actually trickled through some guy in San Francisco, THEN made it to the bottling machine.

    Why are there locks on the doors of 24hour convenience stores?
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    09-22-2010 08:23 AM
    For poop breaks


    Do French chefs give you the crepes?
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    09-22-2010 09:08 AM
    All French do

    Do clowns wear really big socks?
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    09-22-2010 10:31 AM
    Clowns suck



    Why do clowns suck?
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    09-22-2010 10:36 AM
    Cause David tells them to




    How can there be self-help “groups”?
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    09-22-2010 02:58 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by BBB725 View Post
    How can there be self-help “groups”?
    Because freaks don't like to be alone.

    So... historically... which fund is more active: "take a penny" or "leave a penny?"
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    09-22-2010 03:00 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Davidmnc View Post
    Why do clowns suck?
    Because Canada won the toss and they chose "blow."

    Why are clowns so dam scary?
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    09-22-2010 03:12 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by fund razor View Post
    Because freaks don't like to be alone.

    So... historically... which fund is more active: "take a penny" or "leave a penny?"
    Leave a penny, cause there is always some there





    Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
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    09-22-2010 05:31 PM
    It was ESSpionage



    Was the person who invented the slotted screw/screwdriver a sadist?
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    09-22-2010 06:48 PM
    Nope, they were French



    Whats the difference between partly cloudy and partly sunny?
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