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09-20-2010 03:06 PMTaking Over the World One Thread at a Time
The Penguin Cometh
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09-20-2010 08:00 PM
No sound
Why isn't 11 pronounced "onety-one"?Run until it sounds expensive
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09-21-2010 08:31 AM
Cuz Bobcat said so.
What time is beer:30?Taking Over the World One Thread at a Time
The Penguin Cometh
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09-21-2010 08:40 AM
1/2 an hour after Miller time
Do penguins have knees?Run until it sounds expensive
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09-21-2010 11:57 AM
Penguins have knees.
They never wear shorts though, so you don't see them.
Do blind penguins dream?
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09-21-2010 12:16 PM
David does
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?Run until it sounds expensive
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09-21-2010 01:46 PM
To hide their intent.
Why do they call them apartments, when they are all together?
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09-21-2010 02:51 PM
Cause it sounds better then togetherments
Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?Run until it sounds expensive
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09-21-2010 03:34 PM
Because after trickling through the mountains, it actually trickled through some guy in San Francisco, THEN made it to the bottling machine.
Why are there locks on the doors of 24hour convenience stores?
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09-22-2010 08:23 AM
For poop breaks
Do French chefs give you the crepes?Parabellum FJ²B
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09-22-2010 09:08 AM
All French do
Do clowns wear really big socks?Run until it sounds expensive
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09-22-2010 10:31 AM
Clowns suck
Why do clowns suck?Taking Over the World One Thread at a Time
The Penguin Cometh
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09-22-2010 10:36 AM
Cause David tells them to
How can there be self-help “groups”?Run until it sounds expensive
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09-22-2010 05:31 PM
It was ESSpionage
Was the person who invented the slotted screw/screwdriver a sadist?Parabellum FJ²B
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09-22-2010 06:48 PM
Nope, they were French
Whats the difference between partly cloudy and partly sunny?Run until it sounds expensive