Scotty, put your boat here...

[LittleDcsRodShop]

" Yes your honor I do have legitimate reason for collecting all these panties, really I do !! You see we are starting a Offshore / Ski race team & you see there are six dudes going to be riding in a six-pack setup & you see all the other teams are calling us mean names & to top it off the owner of the boat in kinda in a pinch & the only helmet he could afford had a rainbow flag painted on it so I was really collecting all these panties so we could make a ski rope out of them in an attempt to regain alittle bit of dignity !!! Does that make sence your honor ?? "


I don't get our daily newspaper b/c we have plenty of old guys that hang around the shop so we get all the local news we ever need & then some.. lol.. However Im definatly going to have to check that out b/c thats some pretty funny stuff there.. Sad thing is its quite possibly somebody I know !!