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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston a$$hole.
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04-08-2010 07:23 PM(603): i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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04-08-2010 07:26 PM(219): i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
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04-11-2010 07:19 AM(718):
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.Last edited by MacGyver; 04-11-2010 at 07:25 AM.
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04-11-2010 07:19 AM(615):
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.Last edited by MacGyver; 04-11-2010 at 07:26 AM.
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04-11-2010 07:20 AM(608):
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.Last edited by MacGyver; 04-11-2010 at 07:26 AM.
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04-11-2010 07:20 AM(859):
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.Last edited by MacGyver; 04-11-2010 at 07:26 AM.
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04-11-2010 07:21 AM(903):
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.Last edited by MacGyver; 04-11-2010 at 07:27 AM.
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04-11-2010 07:21 AM(770):
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.Last edited by MacGyver; 04-11-2010 at 07:27 AM.
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04-11-2010 07:23 AM(203):
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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04-11-2010 07:23 AM(937):
after he came i started crying. just to phuck with his head.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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04-11-2010 07:24 AM(503):
How did you steal an entire pie?
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I don't know. It's in my purse.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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04-11-2010 07:28 AM(501):
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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04-11-2010 07:28 AM(610):
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
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who'd you have sex with.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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04-11-2010 07:29 AM(917):
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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04-11-2010 07:29 AM(650):
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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04-11-2010 07:30 AM(425):
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna phuck?"
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do it. it's every man's dream.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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04-11-2010 07:31 AM(917):
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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04-11-2010 07:31 AM(402):
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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04-11-2010 07:32 AM(917):
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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