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Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
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04-16-2010 02:16 PM(573):
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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04-16-2010 02:17 PM(715):
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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04-16-2010 02:17 PM(530):
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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04-16-2010 02:18 PM(201):
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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04-16-2010 02:19 PM(815):
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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04-16-2010 02:19 PM(507):
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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04-16-2010 02:20 PM(928):
We've been ****ing since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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04-16-2010 02:30 PM
Originally Posted by MacGyver
Taking Over the World One Thread at a Time
The Penguin Cometh
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04-16-2010 02:37 PMI wondered how long it would take for you to chime in Originally Posted by Davidmnc
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04-16-2010 02:42 PMThis sounds like DollaBill and OSO Steve's missions in life. Backfires everytime. Originally Posted by MacGyver
Treat every situation like a dog, if you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.
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04-17-2010 10:58 AMLMAO. Thats got some truth to it.
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04-24-2010 06:33 AM(248):
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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04-24-2010 06:33 AM(309):
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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04-24-2010 06:33 AM(208):
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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04-24-2010 06:34 AM(512):
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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04-24-2010 06:34 AM(313):
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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04-24-2010 06:34 AM(312):
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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04-24-2010 06:35 AM(805):
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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04-24-2010 06:35 AM(501):
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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