The hits just keep on coming.
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Thread: Texts From Last Night
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03-31-2010 05:26 PM
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03-31-2010 05:26 PM(304):
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a sh!t in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
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03-31-2010 05:27 PM(425):
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
dolla???
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03-31-2010 05:28 PM(402):
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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03-31-2010 05:29 PMMan, I'm doin' all the work around here.
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04-01-2010 10:16 AM(608):
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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04-01-2010 10:17 AM(847):
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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04-01-2010 10:18 AM(314):
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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04-02-2010 07:42 AM(646):
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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04-02-2010 07:43 AMNorth Carolina gittin' er dun...
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you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fvck one of them
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04-02-2010 07:44 AM(508):
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
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04-02-2010 07:45 AMAaaaaaand Florida!!!
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
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Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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04-02-2010 07:46 AM(603):
Dude just bought condoms some sad fvck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
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04-03-2010 11:43 PM
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04-07-2010 11:47 AM(847):
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
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04-07-2010 11:47 AM(901):
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole