Funny movie one liners..........

[JupiterSunsation]

Ever seen a grown man naked.............


Does this involve me dressing up as little Bo Peep? No nothing of a sexual nature I assure you..........



Keep them coming

[Davidmnc]

And this one time at band camp.........................

[tommymonza]

Nothing personal Its just that we are better than you.

[cigdaze]

That's what I love about these high school girls, man, I get older, they stay the same age.

[cigdaze]

Hey, Ma! The meatloaf! We want it now! The meatloaf! Ma! The meatloaf! Fvck!!

[LotoSteve]

Yaa but I never ****ed anyones daughter.

[cigdaze]

Sorry man I didn't know she was your daughter.
Ya, but you knew she was somebody's daughter!

[JJ Apache]

"God created man, Man created dinosaur, dinosaur eats man"
"Woman enherits the the Earth... "




Jurrasic Park..

[Perlmudder]

I'm not sorry! I'm a cocksman!

[clayinaustin]

Forrest Gump tells Jenny about his adventures and how beautiful everything looked.

Jenny says, "It sounds wonderful, Forrest. I wish I was there."

Forrest replys, "You were."

It's not exactly funny, but it's the best line in the entire movie.

[BBB725]

"Where'd it go? In the lumber yard Danny"

[BBB725]

Kitty Russy vinny did I get a hold of that one

[clayinaustin]

Rodney Dangerfield in Caddy Shack.

Hey! You scratched my anchor!

[Cash Bar]

Porch Monkey...

Don't worry, I'm taking it back.

[clayinaustin]

every other line in the movie Airplane

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Elaine Dickinson: You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
Ted Striker: What is it?
Elaine Dickinson: It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.

Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?

Hanging Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Hanging Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

Rumack: I won't deceive you, Mr. Striker. We're running out of time.
Ted Striker: Surely there must be something you can do.
Rumack: I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley.

Operator: [Captain Oveur is on the phone with the Mayo Clinic] Excuse me, Captain Oveur, but I have an emergency call on line 5 from a Mr. Hamm.
Captain Oveur: Alright, give me a Hamm on 5, hold the Mayo.

The entire movie is nothing but one liners!

[Boss252]

From Talladega Nights:

Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

[DollaBill]

First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the hwiemen - Scarface

[Tony]

A few from Idiocracy.

My first wife was tarded- shes a pilot now.

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

Go away, Im bait'n

[Dude! Sweet!]

A few from Idiocracy.

My first wife was tarded- shes a pilot now.

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

Go away, Im bait'n

Just watched that movie the other night. Funny until it starts to get a little too real...

[Dude! Sweet!]

RR worker: They told me you was hung!!
Sherriff: And they'd be right.