Dumb and Dumber.
I thought the Rockies would be a lot Rockier - that John Denver is full of ****.....
I laughed so hard the first time I heard that...
Thread: Funny movie one liners..........
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03-11-2009 11:45 AM
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03-11-2009 11:46 AMYou see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Don't worry scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.
I'm not guilty!
That's not what the other lawyer said.
Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, y'know?
I don't really think we have time for a handjob, Joe.
[Obama:] Sht. I know sht's bad right now, with all that starving bullsht, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.
There was a time when reading wasn't just for f@gs.
Comin' up next on The Violence Channel: An all-new "Ow, My Balls!"
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03-11-2009 11:47 AM
phuck you, you phuckin, phuck
blue velvetP-4077 "The Swamp" S.B.Y.C. and Michigan medboat mothership
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03-11-2009 11:50 AM
I was already in prison, that guy sat on my head and everything. WHAP! your in the wrong line Dumbass.
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03-11-2009 12:10 PM
Mongo just pawn in the game of life...
It's true! It's true!
Sampeding Cattle, through the Vatican, kinky, I like it...
Blazing Saddles indeed... That movie kills me. There isn't a part of it that's not funny.
"Tear gas and draft beer don't mix."
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03-11-2009 12:20 PM
Tommy Boy
"I could get a hell of a good look at a T-Bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it."
"Ever since I was a little kid, you people have been like a family to me. Louis, we built our first fort together. And Danny, remember when we used to burn ants with a magnifying glass? R.T., I lost my virginity to your daughter, for crying out loud. Rob, you were there."
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03-11-2009 12:21 PM
Hackers (love that movie! yes I know it's old)
Kate Libby: Never send a boy to do a woman's job.
Cereal Killer: Spandex: it's a privilege, not a right.
Finding Nemo
Dory: Hey there, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down do you wanna know what you've gotta do?
Marlin: No I don't wanna know.
Dory: [singing] Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.
Marlin: Dory, no singing.
Dory: [continuing] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho. I love to swim. When you want to swim you want to swim.
Marlin: Now I'm stuck with that song... Now it's in my head.
Dory: Sorry.
Dory: I saw a boat.
Marlin: I can't afford any more delays and you're one of those fish that causes delays. Sometimes it's a good thing. There's a whole group of fish . They're delay fish.
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03-11-2009 12:32 PM
Nicky Santoro: [voice-over] A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all f'in night.
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03-11-2009 01:14 PM
Heathers......... this movie had some classics
I think you can. Moby Dick is dunked. The white whale drank some bad plankton and splashed through a coffee table and now it's your turn to take the helm.
Oh, don't worry. I'll ask you to do me a favor. That will be one you'll enjoy. Then you'll get the negatives and everything back then. But in the meantime... strength. Here's a little gift.
You blow it tonight, girl, and it's keggers with kids all next year.
Grow up Heather, bulimia's so '87
Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?
Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?
The extreme always seems to make an impression
Holy Mary who art in Heaven pray for us sinners... so we don't get caught
Dear Diary, my teen-angst bull**** now has a body count
Well, **** me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?
When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like human beings, it's usually because they are being treated like human beings.
It'd be so righteous to be in a Veronica Sawyer/Heather Chandler sandwich
Oh, hell yes. I wanna set a Heather on my Johnson and just start spinnin' her around like a goddamn pinwheelP-4077 "The Swamp" S.B.Y.C. and Michigan medboat mothership
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03-11-2009 01:55 PM
I'm proud of you fellas. You all kept your head on a swivel, and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself thrust into the middle of vicious cockfight.
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03-11-2009 01:57 PM
"Fu ck me, FOCK YOU"!!!!!! ill remeber the movie....lol
Hi, Im Dave.. Welcome, glad to have ya.....
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03-11-2009 02:06 PM
F#ckin Chrysler plant, here I come .....
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03-11-2009 02:10 PM
Ever been to the Palm Isle, F@cked a barmaid there once. Nipples like little rocks ....
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03-11-2009 02:18 PM
Ever f#ck a fat guy in a overcoat?
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03-11-2009 02:19 PM
She was an underwater specialist, wearing a see through wet suit...
You'd better get that kid a haircut or he'll have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson!
Hey Hannerhan! Suzanne sucks p*ssy! She's a lesbian! I know...
"Tear gas and draft beer don't mix."
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03-11-2009 02:26 PM
This is a very deep cut....
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03-11-2009 02:32 PM
What with the trial, the litigation, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him... this is more than most 21 year olds have endured...
Ogel-torp...
"Tear gas and draft beer don't mix."