Guillotine Toilets

[Chris]

You guys would be shocked to know how many guys sit down to pee in the privacy of their own home, but don't share this with their guy friends for fear of being harrassed (no way they'd do it in a public restroom for fear of being caught).
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Hell, I sit backwards in urinals in public restrooms. I'm not nearly as steady as I used to be. And sometimes my feet enjoy the break.

[ChiefApache]

Hell, I sit backwards in urinals in public restrooms. I'm not nearly as steady as I used to be. And sometimes my feet enjoy the break.

[Bobcat]

went to the yale vs priceton football game a couple years back, no urinals you pizzed against a marble wall with water running down like a fountain, I 'll just say you got a lot of overspray and so did the people next to you !
and who hasn't peed while sitting at the pool bar !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JJ Apache]

Hell, I sit backwards in urinals in public restrooms. I'm not nearly as steady as I used to be. And sometimes my feet enjoy the break.

Thats funny right there, I don't care who you are......

[ChiefApache]

and who hasn't peed while sitting at the pool bar !!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's chlorinated, that's different!

[Scarab KV]

and who hasn't peed while sitting at the pool bar !!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's chlorinated, that's different!

Noth'n like that warm fuzzy feeling to share with the stool next to ya. Ok...maybe not fuzzy

[ChiefApache]

Noth'n like that warm fuzzy feeling to share with the stool next to ya. Ok...maybe not fuzzy

The key is to swish your feet so the warmth is distributed evenly!

[Scarab KV]

The key is to swish your feet so the warmth is distributed evenly!

*note to self* do the egg beater thing with feet and give the guy next to you that "dude, did you do that" look.
I like that....kinda like blaming the dog.

[ChiefApache]

*note to self* do the egg beater thing with feet and give the guy next to you that "dude, did you do that" look.
I like that....kinda like blaming the dog.

Anything to help! :smilielol5:

[Perlmudder]

i get a certain pleasure out of leaving the toilet seat up and knowing it will piss off the one girl that lives with us. is that bad?

[ChiefApache]

i get a certain pleasure out of leaving the toilet seat up and knowing it will piss off the one girl that lives with us. is that bad?

No my dear, that's called normal!

[Dude! Sweet!]

Hell, I sit backwards in urinals in public restrooms. I'm not nearly as steady as I used to be. And sometimes my feet enjoy the break.

Dirty White Boy...

Interestingly, I knew a girl diring the "dark years" who not only could, but would stand up to piss... And I'm not talking about that "hover move" that you all do either.

And yes, I'm SURE she was actually female.

[ChiefApache]

Dirty And yes, I'm SURE she was actually female.

Sure she was!

I think most women have tried to stand up and pee. Not an easy task but possible.

[JJ Apache]

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[Wrinkleface]

Dude, if you are equipped in such a way as to accidentally slam your wang in a toilet seat, while standing up, you are in the wrong business...

:conehead:

[Scarab KV]

Sure she was!

I think most women have tried to stand up and pee. Not an easy task but possible.

Is this B4 or after a long night of drinking...


























How'd ya do??.......

[Wrinkleface]

Sure she was!

I think most women have tried to stand up and pee. Not an easy task but possible.

Pix, of course, we need Pix!!!!!!

[Scarab KV]

Pix, of course, we need Pix!!!!!!

Yes, by all means of coarse

[Wrinkleface]

Hell, I sit backwards in urinals in public restrooms. I'm not nearly as steady as I used to be. And sometimes my feet enjoy the break.

Jesus!!!!!!!!

[fund razor]

With as many threads that eventually go down the toilet.... it is kind of a change for one to start there.