Thursday Humor

[Phantom1]

First Time Sex

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have
dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time
.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip
to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like
to buy,a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.

The boy insists on the family pack because he think s he will be rather
busy, it being his f irst time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets
his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my
parents, come on in!' The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
table where the girl's parents are seated.

The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer , with his head
down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over
and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'

The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist.'

[yesrej]

[BY U BOY]

This is where a D'oh homer simpson smiley would be great.

[Sea-Dated]