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    MY LIVING WILL


    Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

    So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

    She's such a b!tch
    Make a life not a living
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    haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by 45Sonic View Post
    So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
    Computer and wine? Isn't that supposed to be TV and beer?

    What are you? Metrosexual?

    And why are you in the den with your sister? Do you live in Arkansas?

    Ths whole joke sounds wrong.
    If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!
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    I think Patty posted that one
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    Still funny though......
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