personal sayings/qoutes..lets hear 'em

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

One thing's for shure....Nothing's for shure.

She's phucked three ways to the weekend.

You sure can't polish a turd.

[DonziGirl]

I was just talking with a guy at work about the "polish a turd" saying. He said he saw something on mythbusters about that where they disproved it using lion poop.

[HaxbySpeed]

Life's tough... I've never met anyone who survived it.

[seebeagle]

When your waiting for someone to get something done:"Are you going to put that together or make love to it"

[mh1031]

You sure can't polish a turd.

Jim? As in Jim with the 36?

100 percent of the shots you don't take won't go in.

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

Jim? As in Jim with the 36?

No

Still my all time favorite. "You have got to be tough when your dumb"

And another. "I have a deal with my bank. I don't lend money and they don't work on boats."

[TCEd]

" Water always wins. If you don't believe it look at the Grand Canyon."

[JJ Apache]

A red sky at night; a sailors delight.
Are sky in the morning; sailors take warning.

I have seen beautiful sunsets and frightening sunrises.

[bcfountain]

a s&w 44mag beats a full-house everytime.

[Edward R. Cozzi]

Never take life seriously...nobody gets out alive anyway.



I had all sorts of quotes written on the walls of my college dorm room. They'd allow whatever you wanted as long as it was in crayon because it would wash off.

In my college dorm bathroom were some I can still remember:

"All turds over eight pounds must be lowered with ropes."

"Flush twice...it's a long way to the cafeteria."

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

You want me to do what?

I can sit on my couch and not make money.

[florida gator]

I'ld phuck her in front of my wife!!!

[florida gator]

There all phucked up but your mom and don't ask your dad about that.

[Airpacker]

Well, after working on cars, trucks and boats for a few decades I have come to these conclusions:

To really f something up takes an engineering degree.

Rule one of engineering, if it makes sense, do it the other way.
Rule two of engineering, see rule one.

How do you make an engineer? Send a smart guy to school for years, put his brain in a blender, give him a piece of paper that tells him he's a genious.



When asked about the true condition of certain "restored" classic cars, I will often use this descriptor:
Well, its like a 5 dollar crack whore.

When describing why I go boating on rough days:
Happiness is hang time.

I would call you a phuctard but you wouldn't understand.

Were you born an azzhole or did you train to become one?

Chit doesn't happen, it stinks.

Have you always been a moron?

If it were already here, why would I be calling you asking when its coming?

Are you really as stupid as you appear to be?

[Bobcat]

" a fart is just air passed through s h i t "

[Airpacker]

" a fart is just air passed through s h i t "

I thought it was chit filtered thru your underwear

[Tony]

When your waiting for someone to get something done:"Are you going to put that together or make love to it"

Another one that I use often when someone is taking too long, or is otherwise hungup on a stupid issue- If there was a hot and ready broad on the othe side of that job, you would have it done by now.

[Tony]

I thought it was chit filtered thru your underwear

Thats called an epiphany.

[Bobcat]

then alot of my underwear have epiphany stains !

[bcfountain]

just because i dont care doesnt mean i dont understand.......and my wifes favorite..god made dirt and dirt dont hurt.