Gone native

[JJ Apache]

Who else do you know that can drink 6 beers....eat two bags of chipotle wicked hot peanuts......then go to the gym and lift weights and jump rope while having yet another beer ??????

Are you like the old people who fart with every move??? Bet the beer doesn't like the workouts.....

[Bobcat]

Beer drinkers are very careful when it comes to farting

[Buoy]

No one ever thought it would happen, but it did. Twice today. I declined a beer.
I was wiring a room addition, and the customer get's home from the golf course around 12:30 - he asks me if I'm ready for "a cold one"...
I said No.
Can you believe it?? I actually said No!
At 2:30 he's back out inspecting my work - I have a lot more that I want to get done today, he asks if I'm ready for that "cold one" I say "No, I have a soda, and a lot to do"
After pulling a 45' line of 10/3 wire through three corners, he comes back out at 4:30 and said his offer still stands for the beer. I accepted. He admitted he just didn't want to be drinking alone.
Finished the beer off as I was finishing stapling off the wiring.
Beer - I will not deny you three times...
Beer - I will not be your Judas...

[fund razor]

No one ever thought it would happen, but it did. Twice today. I declined a beer.
I was wiring a room addition, and the customer get's home from the golf course around 12:30 - he asks me if I'm ready for "a cold one"...
I said No.
Can you believe it?? I actually said No!
At 2:30 he's back out inspecting my work - I have a lot more that I want to get done today, he asks if I'm ready for that "cold one" I say "No, I have a soda, and a lot to do"
After pulling a 45' line of 10/3 wire through three corners, he comes back out at 4:30 and said his offer still stands for the beer. I accepted. He admitted he just didn't want to be drinking alone.
Finished the beer off as I was finishing stapling off the wiring.
Beer - I will not deny you three times...
Beer - I will not be your Judas...

It sounds better with Judas. Even though it was Peter.
Nobody wants to be beer's Peter.

Show up around 7AM next time... there's a strong chance you'll get two bloody marys and a round of golf.

[Ratickle]

Nobody wants to be beer's Peter.

Are you sure? I bet Beer's peter gets quite a workout.....

[Buoy]

It sounds better with Judas. Even though it was Peter.
Nobody wants to be beer's Peter.

Show up around 7AM next time... there's a strong chance you'll get two bloody marys and a round of golf.

I guess the cock has crowed

I haven't golfed in 10 yrs - and there is a reason for that...

[fund razor]

Hey... even crappy golfers have a "keep me coming back" shot.

Cock has crowed..... nice.

[Tony]

Sorry, had to,

[Bobcat]

[fund razor]

Sorry, had to,

Ouch.

[Ratickle]

Sorry, had to,

Tiger didn't act much like a faggot.......

[Bobcat]

There was talk of thunder and mayhem, and those who thought they were heroes shed their clothes and danced the forbidden dance ....which was brought back from atavistic memories of souls long gone......I ground my boot into the last of them....muttering profanities and screaming at the moons reflection on dark waters.....

[Buoy]

There was talk of thunder and mayhem, and those who thought they were heroes shed their clothes and danced the forbidden dance ....which was brought back from atavistic memories of souls long gone......I ground my boot into the last of them....muttering profanities and screaming at the moons reflection on dark waters.....

I think this is my favorite thread on the board.
I love when this comes back to the top.

To be continued...

[Tony]

Since this thread started, I have been barred from touching any of the wife's kitchen/cooking tools.

[Ratickle]

Since this thread started, I have been barred from touching any of the wife's kitchen/cooking tools.

What do you do when your back itches???????

[Tony]

tape her toothbrush to a yardstick.









...just dont tell anyone.

[Ratickle]

tape her toothbrush to a yardstick.









...just dont tell anyone.

.........

[Bobcat]

I just won 5 bucks on a scratch off ticket.....I won't be needing the company of you fools much longer.....

[Ratickle]

I just won 5 bucks on a scratch off ticket.....I won't be needing the company of you fools much longer.....

That's barely enough to get your underwear laundered......

[fund razor]

That's barely enough to get your underwear laundered......

Yeah, and it would be cheaper if he would just start taking them off and leaving them there.