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    I haven't had a haircut since august, I have a goatee that is the envy of every record store sales guy in the states(and western canada) colonel kurtz ain't got sh*t on me, I have gone around the bend, nutzville, bonkers, I have switched to busch light, the 18 packs is cheaper but I buy it by the case, I even drink the backwash at the bottom. I am wearing patterns with patterns, hawiian shirts and camo shorts, my sunglasses are scratched and filthy, my underwear no longer connect in the middle, I am scaring the tourists and the bums are afraid to ask me for money. I smell like two stroke oil and drakkar. the cops lock their doors when I stroll by, I'll have to be stopped eventually, send somebody good, sunkins soft, stecz is to busy trying to hold on to his crumbling empire, and his enforcer masher has had it easy for so long he is no longer a threat, fund razor, he's with the apache people now, bouy is moving to pahonix and joining a drug cartel. the fumes have gotten to glass dave and rob 's too busy, audiofin and buck are drunk . maybe rg3, it would be just like you basta*rds to send a women, It won't be easy , I 'll be ready ,I am only a week away from the no pants look, I am having my back hair shaved into an image of sy goldberg. I might vote the straight democrat ticket. I might go sailing
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    wow!!
    i didnt drink steczs koolaid...
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    Oh phuck this is SERIOUS
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    i wanna see pics you filthy bastard.....
    Hi, Im Dave.. Welcome, glad to have ya.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobcat View Post
    I might go sailing
    I was alright till the end, this man needs help
    Run until it sounds expensive
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    Instead of someone being sent down, why not make the trip up to Holiday Isle next weekend? You can drunk somewhere else for a change...
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    years of being a vikings/cubs /big ten fan have reduced me to a slobbering idiot, I just had a hard boiled egg, and I did not peel it. just got an e-mail from yahoo personals that said "good news we have no matches for you" nice, hell I would answer an e-mail from a zimbabwe millionaire, I need a drink, bottle of scotch and throw the cap away, but thats what they want me to do, get drunk and let my guard down, I am going to wear black socks and sandals, I am going to howl at the moon. I might even take a flying F*ck at a rolling doughnut. I just took apart my cell phone looking for bugs,the alarm clock and microwave are next. the tv is in pieces on the sidewalk.
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    I am going outside to talk to the chickens, they'll know what to do!
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    do they still sell candy cigarettes ? that's what I need, some lucky strikes, my luck I would get benson &hedges.
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    no pics for you stecz, I'll have no one looking at photos of me and touching themselves.
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    I might be able to make it down in a coule weekks for spring break...can you hang on that long??
    P-4077 "The Swamp" S.B.Y.C. and Michigan medboat mothership
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    there is a cloud outside that looks just like mao tse tung, it is talking to me but I don't speak chinese, it must have the answer, uh oh, black helicopter I gotta go, maybe up to cudjoe key, who in the hell would name an island cudjoe ? I'll stick a butter knife in my pocket for protection, got to find my tin foil hat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by phragle View Post
    I might be able to make it down in a coule weekks for spring break...can you hang on that long??
    how do i know your not with them ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobcat View Post
    I'll have no one looking at photos of me and touching themselves.

    Damn. Ruined my day. Now I have to find something else to do


























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    I use a spatula as a back scratcher, it is a scratchula, if you come to my house don't eat anything fried.
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    I have got bowling shoes , there is no place to bowl
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    I have remote controls that don't control anything
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    these walls could use another coat of lead based paint
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    I am dangerously low on asbestos.
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    I use sweet and low mixed with sugar
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