Gone native

[Buoy]

I searched deep into my soul for something profound to say at the moment, and the best I could come up with was "Yep".

But the way I said it, they knew I meant it.
And it was phuckin' DEEP!

They had tears in there eyes.
I kinda did too, but I would never let it show.

[fund razor]

I searched deep into my soul for something profound to say at the moment, and the best I could come up with was "Yep".

But the way I said it, they knew I meant it.
And it was phuckin' DEEP!

They had tears in there eyes.
I kinda did too, but I would never let it show.

Yep.

[Ratickle]

I was considering the depths to which this native obsession has taken Bobcat, and have pondered long and deep on a possible solution to the awkwardness caused to all the young ladies whenever he appears.

So, after spending days of research and experimentation, I think I have it......

I'm mailing a loaf now......


The recipe is not even known by the dog.....

[Ratickle]

Here's a spatula that would make a great Scratula for someone who has truely gone native. Should accomplish the task perfectly.....

The current record is 327 lbs......


Alligator Gar ("Gator Gar"), Atractosteus spatula,

[fund razor]

Looks like that guy has "Gar Wood."

[fund razor]

I was considering the depths to which this native obsession has taken Bobcat, and have pondered long and deep on a possible solution to the awkwardness caused to all the young ladies whenever he appears.

So, after spending days of research and experimentation, I think I have it......

I'm mailing a loaf now......


The recipe is not even known by the dog.....

Please tell us that is not a euphamism.

[Ratickle]

Please tell us that is not a euphamism.

I'll do no such thing, and you can't make me......

[Bobcat]

Whomever sh*t in the Publix restroom before I went in needs to see a doctor.....cain't be healthy to smell like that.....I had to fart twice to knock the smell down to tolerable levels....

[fund razor]

Deja Gar Vu.

[Buoy]

So, here I am.
My wife left this morning for a biz trip to San Diego for a week.
My neighbor to the West lost his 98 yr mother last night, so they are on a plane to take care of family business. Shame, Mary was a very sweet lady that spent her winters here in AZ, and her summers in Canada. She was just getting ready to come here for the winter. RIP.
My neighbors to the East just hauled the RV trailer out for a week away.
The couple at the end of the dirt road are somewhere in Florida right now (but I think they are safe from Bobcat)
I'M LEFT HERE TO HOLD DOWN THE MOUNTAIN BY MYSELF!
I don't even remember how to cook for myself - and nobody delivers up here
A spoonfull of stove-top stuffing, a pat of butter, and a warm shot of water - swirl it around in your mouth...
It's not the same, but it's not half bad

[fund razor]

Like a modern "rear window."

[Ratickle]

A spoonfull of stove-top stuffing, a pat of butter, and a warm shot of water - swirl it around in your mouth...

Change the warm water to warm beer and you have a winner.......

[Bobcat]

On a side note I had an older woman's fake titties out at the Bar last night, I had everyone in the crowd come up and give em' a squeeze........what can I say......I'm an organizer

[Ratickle]

On a side note I had an older woman's fake titties out at the Bar last night, I had everyone in the crowd come up and give em' a squeeze........what can I say......I'm an organizer

And how were they??????



Are you running for President now? An organizer, that's the only thing Obama did before he ran.....

[Bobcat]

They were firm......and probably bruised after being mauled by my people...

[Buoy]

And how were they??????



Are you running for President now? An organizer, that's the only thing Obama did before he ran.....

They were firm......and probably bruised after being mauled by my people...

"His people..."

[Bobcat]

What can I say......I'm loved like Mid Eastern Dictator!

[Tony]

Were there any maulings on the zombie bike ride?

[Bobcat]

600 people did it, I'll get some pics up on another thread.

[Ratickle]

Pics of Zombies or Firm ones?????