Gone native

[Dude! Sweet!]

Yah, she's hot for her age... and apparently I told her I thought she was "hot for her age... like early 50's right?"

I swear, when you're not used to drinking vodka, a fifth of Kettle One will make ya kinda "funny". Gotta stick to bourbon and Jaeger...

See ya soon, bro! Don't get kidnapped!

[Dude! Sweet!]

So, I may or may not have said "for your age..." (the person retelling the story to me wasn't blacked out, but also consumed a bottle of Vodka).

That said, earlier in the week I saw them coming down the street walking the dog, they stopped about 200 yards up the street and stood around (apparently pretending the dog was taking a crap) until I went in my house. When they walked by the picture window in the front of the house, rather than wave as usual, they kept their heads down and walked past as briskly as possible (sort of actually breaking into a jog).

It's nice to be popular!

Chicks dig me and guys want to be like me...

Oh and to pull this back on track, I too haven't had a haircut since last June. I'm rollin' with some sweet, achey, breaky, Camaro-hair!

Stay classy Fontana!

[Racegirl3]

Oh and to pull this back on track, I too haven't had a haircut since last June. I'm rollin' with some sweet, achey, breaky, Camaro-hair!

Stay classy Fontana!

I believe we will need to see verification of this .... you know ... for scientific purposes. The study of Dude! Sweet! .....

[fund razor]

You guys are going to miss my updates on my current neighbor.
I'm sure I'll have at least one or two more - he's likely to involve himself in my move.

Ya'll gonna move that polisher?

[Bobcat]

dude, your creeping the neighbors man!

[Dude! Sweet!]

I believe we will need to see verification of this .... you know ... for scientific purposes. The study of Dude! Sweet! .....

Ha! All right... I'm game.

1) "Normal"
2) "Got a little Barry Melrose in ya? (No? You want some?)"
3) Only photo without a half gallon of palmade... Usually a much better Ir-ro (Irish-Afro) than that... By the way kids, boat responsibly, urine command...

[Racegirl3]

Ha! All right... I'm game.

1) "Normal"
2) "Got a little Barry Melrose in ya? (No? You want some?)"
3) Only photo without a half gallon of palmade... Usually a much better Ir-ro (Irish-Afro) than that... By the way kids, boat responsibly, urine command...

Oh heck. Thats not shaggy. Thats still fairly clean cut I have a 15 1/2 year old that is shaggy. I told him the other day I was gonna cut his hair why he was sleeping. He "suggested" I not do that. I "suggested" he rethink his statement since I would be the one holding the scissors

[Dude! Sweet!]

Ha! Yah, the hair-goo does a pretty good job, but the pictures don't do the bi-levelness of it justice... I got me a good old fashioned ken-tucky mudflap goin'!

[Ratickle]

dude, your creeping the neighbors man!

Should be fun.....

[phragle]

You can do better than that!

we all know your growing it out so you can get it trimmed into the perfect Mullet, you know you want it..don't lie... it makes you look bad! don't worry..we re all behind you, screaming....

MUL-LET!!
MUL-LET!!
MUL-LET!!
MUL-LET!!
MUL-LET!!
MUL-LET!!
MUL-LET!!
MUL-LET!!
MUL-LET!!
MUL-LET!!

[JJ Apache]

MUL-LET!
Hey! I can cut that..But on the other hand,
Just because you CAN do something, doesn't mean you SHOULD!!

[fund razor]

Ha! All right... I'm game.

1) "Normal"
2) "Got a little Barry Melrose in ya? (No? You want some?)"
3) Only photo without a half gallon of palmade... Usually a much better Ir-ro (Irish-Afro) than that... By the way kids, boat responsibly, urine command...

I have an Irish afro too.

[MarylandMark]

Usually a much better Ir-ro (Irish-Afro) than that...

I've NEVER heard that word before- I laughed so hard it hurt with my hangover and now I feel better for some werid reason

[Bobcat]

let's bring back the mullet, I am damn close now, now if I can find my ripped up jeans..............................

[Buoy]

let's bring back the mullet, I am damn close now, now if I can find my ripped up jeans..............................

You mean you have jeans that aren't ripped up??
I'm somewhat disappointed.

Hell, I have to inspect my jeans before getting dressed to make sure that the don't have holes in them somewhere.
Why are there always holes right below the back pockets, or in the crotch?

[Bobcat]

You mean you have jeans that aren't ripped up??
I'm somewhat disappointed.

Hell, I have to inspect my jeans before getting dressed to make sure that the don't have holes in them somewhere.
Why are there always holes right below the back pockets, or in the crotch?

I'll die before I put on long pants again !

[MarylandMark]

long pants... haven't heard that since the 50's

[Ratickle]

long pants... haven't heard that since the 50's

I can't remember the 50's.

[Ratickle]

I'll die before I put on long pants again !

What do you wear when you are in court in front of the judge?????

[Bobcat]

What do you wear when you are in court in front of the judge?????

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