Gone native

[Bobcat]

cladding

[fund razor]

I would never cause an avalanche for my own agenda

I heard that you might cause one to be caused.

[Bobcat]

On the causeway?

[fund razor]

Either the causeway or the effectway.

[Bobcat]

Is it Ben Affleck or Effleck?

[Bobcat]

He built a boat with nothing but blood, sweat ,and tears. It was a piece of sh*t and attracted flies.

[fund razor]

It was a piece of sh*t and attracted flies.

Must not have been an offshore boat. They fly, but attract pieces of chit.

[Bobcat]

Mostly from Canada, Maryland and fort Myers!

[Bobcat]

Ran out of hooch an our ago.....I'm rubbing Icy hot on ice cubes and licking them.

[Bobcat]

One of my green neighbors comes over and digs my aluminum cans out of the garbage.......I got some sad news for her.....that's not snot in those kleenex's !

[Ratickle]

One of my green neighbors comes over and digs my aluminum cans out of the garbage.......I got some sad news for her.....that's not snot in those kleenex's !

[Bobcat]

I like to make eye contact with the checkout girl when I am buying "hand lotion"

[Bobcat]

I just checked......I've got 15 butter knives........I haven't bought butter since 1975.

[Tony]

Weld them together and stick them on your hat.

[Bobcat]

I need to clean the house.....it looks like f*cking Haiti in here.

[Bobcat]

I once successfully masturbated while watching the " GRAPES OF WRATH"

[MacGyver]

I once successfully masturbated while watching the " GRAPES OF WRATH"

TMI, TMI, TMI

[Bobcat]

Who else do you know that can drink 6 beers....eat two bags of chipotle wicked hot peanuts......then go to the gym and lift weights and jump rope while having yet another beer ??????

[Shockwave]

Who else do you know that can drink 6 beers....eat two bags of chipotle wicked hot peanuts......then go to the gym and lift weights and jump rope while having yet another beer ??????

And look good doing it .

[Bobcat]