Gone native

**Buoy** · 05-24-2009 10:16 PM

Originally Posted by Bobcat

drank beer with the irish today ,they are a menace to society, they drink like demented gas station attendants , one was so ugly I was afraid to ask what he did for a living, the girl had a face only a mother could love, but she had huge tits, I am taking her to dinner tomorrow, what can I say, I am pig

I need to party with you.
Buy a plane ticket out here, and I'm sure I can get Sean to come out.
He has a spare Pantera you can borrow.

Oh wait, I just offered to loan you a boat that isn't mine.
Whatever, a few beers, and we'll all be good.

**Bobcat** · 05-25-2009 08:34 AM

I want the 28'

**Ratickle** · 05-25-2009 08:41 AM

There was a guy dancing on the Crow deck in Saugatuck last night made me think of you and this thread.

Straw hat.
Blue hawaiin print shirt
Khaiki brownish knee length shorts (that kept falling down).
Orange Crocs........

**Bobcat** · 05-25-2009 09:55 AM

everything but the crocs!!!!

**Dude! Sweet!** · 05-26-2009 03:05 AM

As a member of that often mis-understood cultural phenomenon known as "The Irish" let me offer you one piece of advice... Stay VERY far away from Irish women. They make Lorena Bobbitt look laid back and compassionate.

And you bring the oars and the 5200 and you can take the 28 where every you want!

**Bobcat** · 05-26-2009 06:07 AM

can I bring "filthy oars" ?

**jayboat** · 05-26-2009 09:48 AM

No human being can EVAR look cool while wearing crocs. Nature's warning sign.

**Ratickle** · 05-26-2009 09:52 AM

Originally Posted by jayboat

No human being can EVAR look cool while wearing crocs. Nature's warning sign.

Wow. Don't tell Bobcat. He denies it, but we all know better......

**Bobcat** · 05-26-2009 02:31 PM

hell no! boat shoes or work boots!!!!!!(or softball spikes or golf spikes)

**Dude! Sweet!** · 05-26-2009 03:17 PM

You guys wear shoes?

**sellsman11** · 05-26-2009 03:51 PM

I just read this enitre thread. LMFAO!!!!!!!!

Not sure how I missed it before.

**Bobcat** · 05-26-2009 04:07 PM

there are some sickos on this web site!

**Dude! Sweet!** · 05-26-2009 08:48 PM

Originally Posted by Bobcat

can I bring "filthy oars" ?

Is there any other kind?

**Bobcat** · 05-26-2009 10:57 PM

to lazy to do a web search on that movie "cabin boy"

**Buoy** · 05-29-2009 07:10 PM

I got a haircut today.
I was at least a month overdue.
The chick that cut my hair had a piercing in her lip.
And a tattoo on her wrist.
Her hair was three colors; Black, Pink, and Frosted blond tips. Kinda spikey, and no definite style I could grasp.

I now look like Vince the Sham-wow guy.

**Dude! Sweet!** · 05-29-2009 07:56 PM

I got a haircut Monday. Just got the "3 day party in the back" of the mullet chopped off. But now I look like the little dutch boy. I think it's getting to be clipper time again...

**Bobcat** · 05-29-2009 11:10 PM

what f u c king thread was this, too late I am wasted, carry on

**Dude! Sweet!** · 05-29-2009 11:21 PM

End of July. You'd better leave town if you know what's good for you Bob... Like I said elsewhere... In the words of the gypsy queen...

**MarylandMark** · 05-30-2009 08:10 AM

I love hair cuts!!!

**Bobcat** · 05-30-2009 11:08 PM

I spent the day filling parking meters with sand when I suddenly thought " what if I am the crazy one and everyone else is normal"? then I took another swig of used motor oil and gin and came to my senses. that being said it was a terrifying sunset.

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