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    Two hillbillies were sitting around talking one afternoon. After a while
    the first fellow says to the second, "If I was to sneak over to your place
    Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got
    pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

    The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his
    head, and squinted his eyes like he was thinking real hard about the
    question. Finally he said, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make
    us even."
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    Quote Originally Posted by 45Sonic View Post
    Two hillbillies were sitting around talking one afternoon. After a while
    the first fellow says to the second, "If I was to sneak over to your place
    Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got
    pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

    The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his
    balls, and squinted his eyes like he was thinking real hard about the
    question. Finally he said, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make
    us even."
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    Ba Ba Bum - Rm shot! :-)
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    Nice!
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