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    Do boats have a Soul?
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    Just a thought.

    I've been on several boats that had "a personality"
    Several that had a "bad attitude"
    Some that loved the owner, and compensated for driver error.
    Do certain boats just need to be revived?
    We all love some of the old classics, and especially raceboats
    - but what about some of those other old boats?
    When the Warpath Apache came up for sale I was salivating and counting my pennies only to find out it sold in a few hours.

    But, anyone that has owned one of these "special" boat's, the boat becomes a part of you, and does that give it a "soul"?
    We all know a boat can be a finicky b!tch, and give you problems at all the wrong times...
    Bear with me on this - and keep the topic going.
    Boats are Biblical, and Historic, and ....
    Do boats have a soul?
    "Keep the bottle on the bar Ira, I won't be long".
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    boats are like women, sadistic evil creatures we attempt to tame, with varying degrees of success....
    P-4077 "The Swamp" S.B.Y.C. and Michigan medboat mothership
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    Quote Originally Posted by phragle View Post
    boats are like women, sadistic evil creatures we attempt to tame, with varying degrees of success....
    I'm trying to be serious about this, but I'll take the bait and temporarily hi-jack my own thread...

    Degrees = deadrise in the hull (24 is good)
    I guess "degrees" could also reference bra size (36 c or better is good)
    "Keep the bottle on the bar Ira, I won't be long".
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    Some boats definitely have a soul. I have know some to defy reason. I talk to my boats and the ones I have raced. They have been good girls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MOBILEMERCMAN View Post
    Some boats definitely have a soul. I have know some to defy reason. I talk to my boats and the ones I have raced. They have been good girls.
    That's what I've always thought also.
    Sounds weird, but I've always had a relationship with the boat - you can kill it, it can kill you.
    Need to have a relationship.
    And you can see an old hulk, and if it's the right boat, it's not ready to die. It needs to be re-built. If it's the wrong boat, it needs to be cut up.
    Much like a marriage - because sometimes you're in each of those perspectives.
    "Keep the bottle on the bar Ira, I won't be long".
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    I seem to treat all my mechanical things like they have a 'soul', cars, trucks, boats, etc. I praise them when they treat me good and curse them when they treat me bad. But do what I can to take care of my 'babies'
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    Quote Originally Posted by phragle View Post
    boats are like women, sadistic evil creatures we attempt to tame, with varying degrees of success....
    Just throw some money at them and they'll be happy for a while........

    .................then the next time, they'll want even more
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    Boats are like women.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Griff View Post
    Just throw some money at them and they'll be happy for a while........

    ................then the next time, they'll want even more


    Don't forget we will be restarting the POTW soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Griff View Post
    Just throw some money at them and they'll be happy for a while........

    .................then the next time, they'll want even more
    Amen, brother...
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    NO NO NO NO NO

    And if I hear another romantic idiot look at some old piece of chit and tell me SHE's a beauty i will have to kill them.

    The only thing a boat and a women have in commin is they are both money thievin souless objects lusted by us men for the pleasure we dream they will bring only to endure the pain that will ensue.
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    well awlays remember, no matter how hot the chick or the boat is, some guy is getting tired of the maintenance.....
    P-4077 "The Swamp" S.B.Y.C. and Michigan medboat mothership
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    i dont know but mine used to talk to me....
    Hi, Im Dave.. Welcome, glad to have ya.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by phragle View Post
    boats are like women, sadistic evil creatures we attempt to tame, with varying degrees of success....
    Thats beautiful! That belongs on a t-shirt...........
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    I think cars and boats have MOJO I sold a friend of mine one of my High performance cars and said don't let anyone else drive it. His cousin drove the car and destroyed the clutch. Just one of many storys.
    Forget Lightspeed go straight to LUDICROUS SPEED!!
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    yes
    People we meet in life are either a Blessing or a Lesson
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    Quote Originally Posted by tommymonza View Post
    And if I hear another romantic idiot look at some old piece of chit and tell me SHE's a beauty i will have to kill them.
    Wow.
    Pretty harsh penalty there, killer.
    Warning: This post may contain language unsuitable for minors or math not suitable for liberal-arts majors.
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    Been dazed and confused for so long its not true,
    Wanted a woman, never bargained for you.
    Lots of people talk and few of them know,
    Soul of a woman was created below.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stecz20 View Post
    i dont know but mine used to talk to me....
    And then it left you.....






    Do you still hear talking in your head??
    Getting bad advice is unfortunate, taking bad advice is a Serious matter!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratickle View Post
    And then it left you.....






    Do you still hear talking in your head??
    fatboy, she sends me love letters, now its good to be king is sending me dirty text messages.... they want me bad.....
    Hi, Im Dave.. Welcome, glad to have ya.....
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    My b!tch and I have our moments. I've threatend to kill the c@nt numerous times, she has nearly killed me twice, literally. We have an agreement, she gets the attention and I get the pleasure.
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