The Official, Unofficial Thread About Absolutely Nothing

[Perlmudder]

Not the same........

i watched a behind the scenes on varsity blues, they used shaving cream! awesome movie!

[Perlmudder]

my roomate bought a violin, heres how i see my week playing out:

1. i break the violin, he attacks me in my sleep. rip josh!
2. i break the violin, he attacks me, i have no choice but to defend myself, we celebrate that the violin is broken and no longer being played (5 hours a day!)
3. i simply just attack him, and maybe the violin will get broken during the fight. either way, as long as he gets hurt of the violin is broken, i win.

[Sea-Dated]

i watched a behind the scenes on varsity blues, they used shaving cream! awesome movie!

[Mark]

Persistence, dedication, hard work BOOBIESAttachment 13085, and dancing bananas!!

Those nips are a bit out of kilter. Just saying....

[Mark]

my roomate bought a violin, heres how i see my week playing out:

1. i break the violin, he attacks me in my sleep. rip josh!
2. i break the violin, he attacks me, i have no choice but to defend myself, we celebrate that the violin is broken and no longer being played (5 hours a day!)
3. i simply just attack him, and maybe the violin will get broken during the fight. either way, as long as he gets hurt of the violin is broken, i win.

Just bust it - Animal House style!

[Davidmnc]

Those nips are a bit out of kilter. I'd still service them - just saying....

Sorry.........I will try to do better.

[Bobcat]

well, I will have no part of this nonsense

[cigdaze]

So what your trying to say is.........the systematic relationship between positive and negative is incoherent to the aptitude of the subject.

More or less; opposing forces of affirmation and nullification, each possessing its own respective magnitude and kinetic grandeur, will seldom merge summarily at zero. The two are not mutually exclusive, and thus there will remain some vector of significance, and hitherto with the knowledge that good will triumph evil, I conclude that this thread is official.

[cigdaze]

how about cool whip on boobies??

Best Idea I've heard all day!

[phragle]

add an active pickup, a distortion pedal and tell him to learn some Slipknot, aside from that, I would really start wrrying about the sexual orientation of any friend, much less roomate that got a violin.....

[Airpacker]

More or less; opposing forces of affirmation and nullification, each possessing its own respective magnitude and kinetic grandeur, will seldom merge summarily at zero. The two are not mutually exclusive, and thus there will remain some vector of significance, and hitherto with the knowledge that good will triumph evil, I conclude that this thread is official.

Planning a new career in politics are ya nick? That sounded alot like the explaination I got for my 15% property tax increase.

[phragle]

More or less; opposing forces of affirmation and nullification, each possessing its own respective magnitude and kinetic grandeur, will seldom merge summarily at zero. The two are not mutually exclusive, and thus there will remain some vector of significance, and hitherto with the knowledge that good will triumph evil, I conclude that this thread is official.

Somebodies been standing to close the the particle accelerator again. Just don't fondle your buckey balls in public..

[Airpacker]

my roomate bought a violin, heres how i see my week playing out:

1. i break the violin, he attacks me in my sleep. rip josh!
2. i break the violin, he attacks me, i have no choice but to defend myself, we celebrate that the violin is broken and no longer being played (5 hours a day!)
3. i simply just attack him, and maybe the violin will get broken during the fight. either way, as long as he gets hurt of the violin is broken, i win.

Just beat his azz WITH the friggin violin. Two problems solved with only one action.

NEXT patient please..............................................

[Chris]

how about cool whip on boobies??

Some years back, Speedgirl posted a pic of her own shirtless self wearing a whipped-cream OSO strategically covering her you-know-whats. And just barely, I might add. I thought I had the pic- it's somewhere on OSO right now.

[cigdaze]

Some years back, Speedgirl posted a pic of her own shirtless self wearing a whipped-cream OSO strategically covering her you-know-whats. And just barely, I might add. I thought I had the pic- it's somewhere on OSO right now.

A classic for sure...funny, that's the first thing I thought of when I read the cool whip post.

[Ms PatriYacht]

maybe we can get her to post of new one with SOS on her chest

[03darkshadow]

i like threads

[Ms PatriYacht]

Oh and before you even suggest it don't look at me to be wearing any cool whip

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

Those nips are a bit out of kilter. I'd still service them - just saying....

Sorry.........I will try to do better.

They just need to be re loaded in the shirt.

[Perlmudder]

add an active pickup, a distortion pedal and tell him to learn some Slipknot, aside from that, I would really start wrrying about the sexual orientation of any friend, much less roomate that got a violin.....

i went though this same ordeal about a year ago when he bought a guitar. i started to sing whenever he would play and he quickly stopped playing in front of me.

if he was GOOD, id tell him to rock out, but i can only listen to newb songs so many times. hes thinks hes going to become a fiddler... ya right!