Sixth Annual Scenic Circle Power Party Set For Lake Of The Ozarks

[Speed on the Water]

Less than two months away,*https://speedonthewater.com/in-the-n...-of-the-ozarks.

[Ratickle]

The event, according to its tongue-in-cheek invitation, has just 12 rules:

1. America first.
2. Family first—only if you like them.
3. Good dancing only.
4. Drink until you talk about yourself.
5. Pee away from others.
6. Trade clothing at your own risk.
7. Absolutely no drama
8. “Hey y’all, watch this,” not allowed.
9. What happens here won’t stay here.
10. Don’t be boring.
11. Women rule
12, Remember rule No. 11.

They better add a rule about designated drivers on either land or water. How many intoxicated boaters, and their victims, have to die on that lake before those throwing the parties learn?

Having rules promoting performance boaters to drink at a party are absolutely nuts.

Can you tell it pisses me off?