Only in the Keys

[Ratickle]

Nothing untoward happening down there lately????????

[Bobcat]

Ketchup stolen; mustard left unmolested
KEY WEST — A couple of youths made off with a $150 Gold Coast ketchup dispenser from Wendy’s on Duval Street early Thursday morning, according to Key West police.

All three males involved were described as being between 18 and 28. No further description was provided in the incident report.

[Ratickle]

Lucky mustard.......


Did the mustard get a good look at the perps?

[Bobcat]

Sealife truck hit
The blue truck covered with faux coral and marine life typically parked on Simonton Street was struck by drunken driver early Sunday, according to Key West police.

Police stopped a Honda Civic on Flagler Avenue with a spray-painted, foam conch shell and fish embedded on the hood at 5:30 a.m.

[Ratickle]

And I bet he said he didn't do it. Was no where close to that fish-foam truck......

[Bobcat]

Woman arrested following bathroom beating
BY ADAM LINHARDT Citizen Staff
alinhardt@keysnews.com
A Key West woman accused of kicking open a bathroom stall door, attacking the tourist inside and stealing her phone and wallet was arrested Friday.

Cynthia Dawn Fairbanks, 54, was charged with third-degree felony robbery without a firearm, which is punishable by a maximum of five years in state prison if she is convicted.

(This was in La Trattoria Italian Restaurant )

[Bobcat]

Man wielding a toy gun robs pharmacy
KEY WEST — A 44-year-old man with a toy gun robbed the CVS Pharmacy at Overseas Market of nearly $5,000 in prescription painkillers Tuesday night, according to Key West police.

Terrence Oliver Dickinson of Key West faces four felony counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, one felony count of robbery with a firearm, one felony count of grand theft

[Bobcat]

[Bobcat]

Two separate DUI cases
on U.S. 1 kept Monroe
County Sheriff’s Office deputies
working in the Lower
Keys busy, or at the very
least, scratching their heads.
One involved a topless
woman who was fighting
with her girlfriend while
attempting to drive at the
same time Tuesday night
and the other involved a
man found laying on his
back and playing with his
cellphone on the shoulder of
the highway near Shark Key
early Thursday, according to
arrest reports.
Deputy Austin Hopp
received multiple reports
from dispatch of a reckless
driver in a southbound black
Dodge Charger about 8 p.m.
Tuesday at Mile Marker 32
that was not maintaining its
lane or speed.
He stopped the car at
Mile Marker 13 and the driver
opened the driver’s side
door before he approached.
“As I
parked my
patrol car
b e h i n d
the vehicle
and exited
my car, I
could hear
screaming
coming
from inside the Charger,”
Hopp wrote. “I could also
hear a female voice yell, ‘Help
me!’ I approached the vehicle
and observed in the driver
seat, a white female leaning
over the center console and
grabbing another female
with both arms. (The driver)
was not wearing a shirt
and her upper body was
completely undressed. Both
females were shaking, yelling
and pushing each other.”
The driver was identified
as Stefani Claire Godsey, 44,
of Lansing, Michigan. The
other woman was later identified
as her girlfriend.

[sonicss31]

Anything about the tour plane that crashed Wed. night just before I was about to takeoff. Airport was shut down for about 2 hrs.

[Bobcat]

One of the Seaplanes lost one of their landing wheels and drug a sponson down the runway.

[Ratickle]

Next time land in the sea, duh.........

[fund razor]

drug a sponson down the runway.

I had to drag a sponsor down the fairway once.

[Ratickle]

Did you use a cart?

[Bobcat]

Maybe it was Danny Trejo?

Woman claims man attacked her with machete
KEY WEST — A woman told police Wednesday morning that her 73-year-old roommate attacked her with a machete, but police did not find evidence that was the case, according to an incident report.

The man arrested on an unrelated warrant out of Georgia, but he was not charged in the alleged machete incident.

[Bobcat]

Woman kicks cop, vomits in patrol car
KEY WEST — A 25-year-old woman who was refused service at Rumor Lounge on Greene Street after she was accused of hitting staff and then a police officer before vomiting several times in the back of a squad car was arrested Thursday night, according to Key West police.

Shaina Ryan Kelley of Key West was charged with felony battery and felony resisting arrest with violence.

[Ratickle]

Glad I'm not a cop.......

[Bobcat]

Screaming woman arrested at park
KEY WEST — A homeless woman accused of yelling and cursing at City of Key West maintenance workers at Bayview Park as well as at a police officer was arrested Thursday afternoon, according to a police incident report.

Irene Ellen Redmond, 46, was charged with two felony counts of battery on a law enforcement officer and felony interference with a law enforcement officer.

[Ratickle]

She must have done more than just yell and curse.......

[Bobcat]

Wednesday, May 4, 2016Decrease text sizeIncrease text size
Police Blotter
• A man who told a Flagler Avenue barber his name was Mark Cable left without paying for his haircut Friday. The man said he worked for dentist Dr. Sandy Pape, but left his checkbook at the office. He said he would return with the $20, but never did. When the barber contacted the dentist, she told him she had planned on hiring Cable as a dental technician, but never did based on a background check that contained numerous convictions for fraud and aggravated assault. The barber said he was concerned the man would steal from other businesses and Pape told police she was concerned that Cable was going around town telling people he was a dentist at her office. A warrant for the man’s arrest was filed.

• A woman on Seidenberg Avenue was attacked by a man on a BMX bike late Friday night. She told police a white man in a gray hoodie jumped off his bike and tackled her to the ground. He stated “this is from Rodrigo,” and then got back on his bike and left the scene. She was not seriously injured in the incident. The report did not state whether the woman knows a “Rodrigo” or if she had any idea what prompted the incident.

• Police were called to the Publix in Keys Plaza at 8 a.m. Sunday after a homeless man started yelling in the store that someone stole his bicycle he left parked outside. The man was angry that employees were not letting him review security footage of the incident. He calmed down and police told him to call them if he sees someone on his bicycle.