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    Jetliner stowaway arrested
    KEY WEST — A homeless man was arrested at Key West International Airport Thursday morning after he reportedly broke into a plane and was found in a cargo hold by airline employees, according to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office.

    Jamie Crabtree, 32, faces charges of burglary and trespassing on posted airport property.

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    Why'd they arrest him? You could have gotten rid of one!
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    Jury convicts fake Conch Republic diplomat
    A 42-year-old man who used satirical Conch Republic identification cards and memorabilia to avoid traffic citations was convicted in federal court in Arkansas for impersonating a foreign diplomat.

    The-Nimrod Sterling, formerly known as Nimrod Sanders before changing his name, was convicted on May 21 of pretending to be a diplomat for the Conch Republic while driving around Arkansas in a used limousine with stickers of the fake Florida Keys nation on it, according to federal court records and the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette newspaper.

    Sterling represented himself at trial and claimed he could not be cited for traffic tickets or other crimes in the U.S. given his status as a Conch Republic dignitary, which prosecutors rebuffed, explaining to jurors that the Conch Republic is not a real nation, records state.

    The jury found him guilty of being a felon in possession of a firearm — a Mossberg 12-gauge shotgun — as well.

    A state trooper testified at trial that he didn’t give Sterling a speeding ticket in a construction zone in one incident, because he couldn’t determine if the Conch Republic “was among the foreign governments that are granted immunity through the U.S. State Department,” and that he declined in order to “avoid an international incident,” according to the Arkansas newspaper.

    The presiding U.S. District Court judge ordered Sterling undergo a mental health evaluation after listening to his closing statements to jurors, but rescinded the order on Friday after Sterling and prosecutors agreed it was unnecessary, according to court records.

    Sterling is scheduled to be sentenced on Aug. 27.

    The fake and whimsical Conch Republic nation was formed in 1982 by Key Westers in response to serious concerns over federal road blocks set up on U.S. 1 during the Mariel boatlift, which created headaches for those coming and going from the Florida Keys and hindered tourism. As such, the satirical Conch Republic mockingly seceded from the U.S. as a form of protest.

    Fake passports and other diplomatic paperwork sold under the Conch Republic banner have befuddled officials prior to the Sterling case.

    The FBI even investigated whether such a novelty passport was issued to 9/11 hijacker Mohamed Atta who was reported to have been in possession of one prior to flying a jetliner into the World Trade Center, according to media reports at the time.

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    I'm assuming you carry the "official" Conch Republic credentials, not the fake stuff.....
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    Naked man arrested at Anne's Beach
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    ISLAMORADA — A naked, registered sex offender accused of exposing himself to multiple families and children was arrested last Wednesday by a state wildlife officer at Anne’s Beach on Lower Matecumbe Key.

    Guillermo Alejandro Garcia of Key Largo faces seven charges of indecent exposure, two counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition in the presence of persons under 16, three counts of loitering and prowling, three counts of loitering and prowling in the presence of minors, resisting arrest without violence and disorderly intoxication.

    The incident occurred at 5:15 p.m. near the Channel Two Bridge at Anne’s Beach when Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission Officer Paul Hein was approached by a man and his 17-year-old daughter who told him there was a naked man exposing himself, said FWC spokesman Bobby Dube.

    Hein found the suspect hiding in the mangroves, and when he tried to talk to him, the man took off running, Dube said. Hein noted the man appeared “very intoxicated,” Dube added.

    “He fled down the boardwalk naked and tried to jump over the railing and fell,” Dube said. He was taken into custody at that point.

    As Hein was putting Garcia into a police vehicle, several other families approached and told him they also saw Garcia.

    In all, he is accused of exposing himself to four adults, one minor under 18 and two minors under 9, Dube said.

    Garcia was taken to Monroe County Detention Center on Stock Island where he remains in lieu of $151,000 bail.

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    Could you imagine watching a cop chase some naked guy down the sidewalk, he goes to jump over the raining and crashes and burns......


    People had to be laughing their azzes off......
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    Naked man on channel marker rescued
    BY ADAM LINHARDT Citizen Staff
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    A man in his birthday suit instead of his bathing suit found stranded on a channel marker was rescued Wednesday after a charter boat happened upon him, according to the Coast Guard.

    The man, whose name was not released, had been on a sailboat at anchor near a Northwest Channel marker when he apparently was caught in the current and drifted away while taking a swim.

    He was eventually able to cling to the marker and climb up it, according to reports pieced together by responding Coast Guard crews and charter boat mate Chris Green.

    A Coast Guard Station Key West response boat rescued the man and returned him to his sailboat uninjured, said Coast Guard spokesman Lt. Peter Bermont.

    Green was aboard the 40-foot catamaran, Footloose, operated by Barefoot Billy’s, working a dolphin watching charter when the boat happened upon the naked man about 1:30 p.m., Green said.

    The crew didn’t realize the man was naked when they first saw him, Green said. Neither Bermont nor Green said they knew if the man was naked when he entered the water or if he lost his clothes in the current.

    Green, 36, and company called the Coast Guard after spotting the man.

    The Coast Guard boat crew was already on the water training and was able to quickly respond, Bermont said. They took him back to his boat after removing him from the channel marker.

    “I heard about a man stuck on a marker on the other side of Sunset Key a few years ago, but a naked person stuck on one is a first,” Green said.

    “It looked like he didn’t know what he was doing and got carried away,” she added.

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    Man masturbates while driving on Duval Street
    KEY WEST — A Riviera Beach man was jailed Thursday morning after police say he was masturbating while driving on Duval Street in plain view of a cosmetic store saleswoman.

    Jeffrey Lee Stephens, 67, agreed to make an apology in writing to the woman who reported the incident, according to Officer Scott Standerwick.

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    Can't you find some hot naked chicks down there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobcat View Post
    Naked man on channel marker rescued
    BY ADAM LINHARDT Citizen Staff
    alinhardt@keysnews.com
    A man in his birthday suit instead of his bathing suit found stranded on a channel marker was rescued Wednesday after a charter boat happened upon him, according to the Coast Guard.

    The man, whose name was not released, had been on a sailboat at anchor near a Northwest Channel marker when he apparently was caught in the current and drifted away while taking a swim.

    He was eventually able to cling to the marker and climb up it, according to reports pieced together by responding Coast Guard crews and charter boat mate Chris Green.

    A Coast Guard Station Key West response boat rescued the man and returned him to his sailboat uninjured, said Coast Guard spokesman Lt. Peter Bermont.

    Green was aboard the 40-foot catamaran, Footloose, operated by Barefoot Billy’s, working a dolphin watching charter when the boat happened upon the naked man about 1:30 p.m., Green said.

    The crew didn’t realize the man was naked when they first saw him, Green said. Neither Bermont nor Green said they knew if the man was naked when he entered the water or if he lost his clothes in the current.

    Green, 36, and company called the Coast Guard after spotting the man.

    The Coast Guard boat crew was already on the water training and was able to quickly respond, Bermont said. They took him back to his boat after removing him from the channel marker.

    “I heard about a man stuck on a marker on the other side of Sunset Key a few years ago, but a naked person stuck on one is a first,” Green said.

    “It looked like he didn’t know what he was doing and got carried away,” she added.

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    There but for the grace of God goes Bob.......
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    After more than five hours in a standoff with what they thought was an armed person holding a hostage, Key West police entered the building and found ... nothing.

    The drama ended at 2 a.m. Thursday when officers entered a Duval Street bed and breakfast, according to KeysInfoNet. On Wednesday night, officers went to the Duval House, 815 Duval St., after reports that a man was inside with a hostage, said city police spokeswoman Alyson Crean. Just after 11 p.m., a Key West officer with a bullhorn implored the suspect to surrender.

    But when officers swept through the inn three hours later, they didn’t find anyone.

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    Secret escape hatch?
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    Hoax.
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    Man pepper sprayed after 'monkey sex'
    KEY WEST — A Key West man and two tourists drank a bottle of vodka at a Duval Street home, then had “monkey sex,” before a dispute erupted over payment for the alcohol Monday night, according to Key West police.

    That dispute led to the Key West man claiming he was pepper sprayed by one of the tourists. There were no reported injuries and no arrests.
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    Yep, only in the Keys!!
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    Police: Homeless man wields large rock
    A 34-year-old homeless man is facing charges after police say he attacked another homeless man with a volleyball-sized rock while trying to steal a bicycle.

    Timothy Lee Frye Jr., who police said is from Ohio, remained jailed Sunday in lieu of $10,500 bond.

    Frye was arrested on suspicion of robbery with a deadly weapon, aggravated battery and simple battery.




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    Are you sure that shouldn't be in the Ohio thread?
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    This probably happens to Wrink all the time !

    This guy was operating a Mobile Meth lab.

    Doctor loses tooth after punch from irate patient
    KEY WEST — A 26-year-old man who punched an emergency room doctor in the mouth, knocking out a tooth, and then punching a male nurse in the face was arrested Wednesday, according to a Key West police incident report.

    Scott Anthony Gunter of Key West faces two charges of felony battery on a law enforcement officer, firefighter or paramedic.


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    I'm sure it does!!!
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