Official... raise your post count thread!!

[fund razor]

BAMM!!!

[Buoy]

Van just took a sh*t.... For $400 you think it'd last more than 25K miles Mechanic thinks the camshaft broke......started tapping really loud on the way home from work, oil pressure and temperature were fine...I had just cracked open a 16oz Bud Light when the sh*t hit the fan. It's still sitting down the road a mile or so....with all of my freakin tools in it.

Just to be clear, is the van or the Bud Light sitting down the road?

[Blue Oval]

Had a mechanic from Toledo years ago, growing up he would drive junk. He would leave the title in the glove box. Drive them till they died. Jump out take the plate off then hitch hike home. When the cops would call tow truck, they already had title and he had no tow bill to pay.

[poncho]

97 or 98 had an 86 Jaguar XJ6, it kept breaking down. Got sick of it and when it overheated on the highway, decided to leave it. Let the tow yard deal with it. Friend owned a repair shop and noticed it on the side of the highway and had it towed to his shop. Sold it to him for parts.

[Bobcat]

Mornin Hos !

When I lived in the frozen tundra of Illinois, I bought a new truck every two years...down here I drive junkers. If I need to go somewhere it's cheaper to rent a car. Plus the streets are narrow and parking spaces are tight...cars tend to get beat up down here.

[fund razor]

Gott dammed muthaphucking nother gottdam 10 inches of mutherphucking gottdam snow and wind and mutherphuking ice under it.

PHUCCCKKKKK!

[Buoy]

Gott dammed muthaphucking nother gottdam 10 inches of mutherphucking gottdam snow and wind and mutherphuking ice under it.

PHUCCCKKKKK!

You guys have gotten NAILED this year.
Lake levels should be high.

[rschap1]

Few more inches here overnight.
I have had enough.
Wondering what is going to happen when the thaw finally begins...
Been reading how the big lakes are covered in more ice than past years.
Thinking it may be bad when all the runoff has no where to go since the big lake is still capped...

[poncho]

Hi Ho's!!! Cold snap here its barely 30.

[Buoy]

It's only 54 here. I'm freezing!

[Bobcat]

Going to tow the van in about ten minutes......waiting for rush hour to end

[Buoy]

Who rushes for anything in KW?

[Blue Oval]

Gas money and I will bring my wrecker down to help!

[Bobcat]

It's home, and all my tools are safe and sound.

[fund razor]

Few more inches here overnight.
I have had enough.
Wondering what is going to happen when the thaw finally begins...
Been reading how the big lakes are covered in more ice than past years.
Thinking it may be bad when all the runoff has no where to go since the big lake is still capped...

OH MY GOD. I know. Me too. I did snow moving for 5 freaking hours today. Running out of places to put it.

My yard is gonna be phucked. I have clay, and it stays frozen and my snow melt has nowhere to go.

[poncho]

Lucky it rarely snows and when it does no sidewalks or people walking on my driveway. So no need to remove it.

[poncho]

Found a new dumb old show to watch The Dukes Of Hazzard. Daisy Duke shorts!!!! Catherine Bach another who is probably in their 60's now.

[poncho]

Oh

[poncho]

might as well.

[poncho]

set up