The morning after, now what?

[Ratickle]

Not enough room in the frozen tundra for the current 2,400,000 US prisoners.

I disagree. Alaska has 424,491,520 total acres and almost half is tundra. That would give every prisoner their own 85 acres of frozen tundra to play on....

And that doesn't count the Packers frozen tundra.....

[Bobcat]

[Ratickle]

Should be all play and no work...

[Bobcat]

Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua. But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day.

With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.

"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.

"No, five dollars!" fired back Clinton

This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"
And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog! As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the Secretary of State.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.

Sure enough, there was the hooker! Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled...

“See what you get for five bucks!?"

[Ratickle]

Bill way overpaid if he gave her a five......

[Bobcat]

[Ratickle]

Now they can add a couple more.....

[Bobcat]

[Ratickle]

This one is way past idiocy!

[fund razor]

If they can get 5 terrorists for one deserter, how many could they get for a dedicated GI?

[Ratickle]

I wonder if we could trade back for our commander in chief?

[Bobcat]

[Ratickle]

[fund razor]

Ironic. Hillary has little in common with females.

[Ratickle]

I have no idea why this administration continues to refuse to help our allies. What's next for the idiots in charge?


ISIS Militants Laden With Weapons, Stolen Cash Head for Baghdad

IRBIL, Iraq -- Heavily armed Islamist militants flush with $450 million in stolen cash pushed toward Baghdad on Friday, sending thousands fleeing in fear from the Iraqi capital.

Al Qaeda-linked insurgents who overran large parts of the north of the country earlier this week also seized about $450 million during a bank heist, Mosul Mayor Athier Nujaifi told NBC News. That makes the Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham (ISIS) the world's richest terrorist group.

[fund razor]

“We’re not going to allow ourselves to be dragged back into a situation in which, while we’re there we’re keeping a lid on things, and after enormous sacrifices by us, after we’re not there, people start acting in ways that are not conducive to the long-term stability and prosperity of the country,” Obama said from the South Lawn of the White House.

I am assuming the idiot stopped for a breath in the middle of his 52 word double-speak sentence.
And by the way.... too late.

[Bobcat]

His speech to the College students about "Working hard" made me ill....He's never worked a day in his life...or completed a college class for that matter.

[fund razor]

I don't know about that. Hard to be a proper leftist pseudo intellectual weenie without completing a college class.

[Bobcat]

No one....not even the Professors remember him.....from anything.

[Bobcat]