The Outdoors

[Bobcat]

During my physical examination today, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level.

I described a typical day this way:
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 4 miles through some pretty rough terrain.

I waded along the edge of a lake.

I pushed my way through brambles.

I got sand in my shoes, eyes and hair.

Avoided standing on a snake.

I climbed several rocky hills.

I took a few leaks behind some big trees.

The mental stress of it all left me shattered.

At the end of it all I drank eight beers.

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"

"No," I replied, "I'm just a crappy golfer".

[Davidmnc]

[Ratickle]

And he said, "Yes, yes you are!!