During my physical examination today, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level.
I described a typical day this way:
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 4 miles through some pretty rough terrain.
I waded along the edge of a lake.
I pushed my way through brambles.
I got sand in my shoes, eyes and hair.
Avoided standing on a snake.
I climbed several rocky hills.
I took a few leaks behind some big trees.
The mental stress of it all left me shattered.
At the end of it all I drank eight beers.
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"
"No," I replied, "I'm just a crappy golfer".
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07-06-2012 02:41 PMAnd he said, "Yes, yes you are!!
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