Monday Merriments

[Ratickle]

How do you tell the difference between a buoy and a sailbote?

The buoy moves faster against the current.......



What does a sailboter do when he ties up at the local pub's wharf?

Take up otherwise useful space......




How many saiboters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.....




Why do sailbotes have the right-of-way?

They haven't a clue of when to know they're in the wrong......



Why did the sailboter go to the fuel dock?

He couldn't find any suckers to crew for him and he had to go somewhere.....

[Tony]

What do you get when you have a marina packed full of sailboats?


Plenty of places to sit at the bar.

[Ratickle]

A drunk stumbles out of a bar with a key in his hand. A cop sees him and says, “Can I help you, sir?”
“Yes! Somebody stole my car.”
The cop asks, “Where was the last time you saw it?”
“It was on the end of this key,” says the man.
The cop looks down and notices that the man’s penis is hanging out of his fly. “Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?” the cop says.
Confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and says, “My girlfriend’s gone, too!”

[rschap1]