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    05-19-2011 01:29 PM
    I will be offering Earthbound Pet Care services for all those pet owners who will be raptured this Saturday.

    I just need your house keys and all your money!
    If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!
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    05-19-2011 01:31 PM
    P.S. This service is only for cat owners.

    All dogs have souls and will be raptured. Cats have no souls and will need care and feeding!
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    05-19-2011 01:39 PM
    Parabellum FJ²B
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    05-19-2011 04:35 PM
    guess you plan on still being here too huh???
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    05-19-2011 06:49 PM
    I thought the Apocalypse wasn't until 12/21/1012
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    05-19-2011 08:28 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by t500hps View Post
    guess you plan on still being here too huh???
    Yep. Unfortunately for this business venture, everyone I know will still be here!
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    05-19-2011 08:29 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by MacGyver View Post
    I thought the Apocalypse wasn't until 12/21/1012
    Just another crazy person...

    www.wecanknow.com
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    05-20-2011 06:18 AM
    Dam. Now I can't get the song "rapture" out of my head.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUb3HjFEq6Y
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    05-21-2011 11:36 AM
    Today is the day of the Rapture! If you are reading this, then you are one of the damned!

    What follows will be earthquakes, floods, deviant sexual behavior... You know, like every summer!
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    05-21-2011 06:32 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by MacGyver View Post
    I thought the Apocalypse wasn't until 12/21/1012
    You mean 2012...
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    05-21-2011 06:47 PM
    I'm still here?



    I'm still here!!!!


    That puts me on Santa's Naughty List!
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    05-21-2011 07:15 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by JJ Apache View Post
    You mean 2012...
    Ooops, I didn't catch that!!
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    05-21-2011 07:18 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by JJ Apache View Post
    I'm still here?



    I'm still here!!!!


    That puts me on Santa's Naughty List!
    We're all still here

    I feel bad for the people that follow Mr. Camping and his prediction. Some of his followers spent their entire life savings to purchase billboard space and print fliers and now they are completely broke. Guess they figured they couldn't take it with them to heaven.
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    05-22-2011 10:59 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by MacGyver View Post
    We're all still here

    I feel bad for the people that follow Mr. Camping and his prediction. Some of his followers spent their entire life savings to purchase billboard space and print fliers and now they are completely broke. Guess they figured they couldn't take it with them to heaven.
    It's amazing what people will believe.

    Look who they elected President........
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    05-22-2011 01:17 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Ratickle View Post
    It's amazing what people will believe.

    Look who they elected President........
    Dead on the money, Paul.
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    05-23-2011 02:32 PM
    I understand why I'm still here. But why is my Dog??
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