Official: Canada bashing thread

[Davidmnc]

Canada bashing seems to be a popluar sport around here, so I thought it could use it's own thread.

[fund razor]

I am going to a Canadian restaurant for dinner.
We are going to eat moose and talk down to each other while drinking crappy beer. But when we get sick on the food, we are going to get medical help here while we are still sick, rather than three months later.

[fund razor]

Canada is so far behind, they haven't even had their civil war yet.

But when they do... it will be interesting, because they will have to do a coin toss to decide whether the treaty is written in French or Canadian.

[fund razor]

Calgary is ok. At least they have cowboys.
But they don't wear cowboy hats.

They wear Cowboy Toques.

[Davidmnc]

John get's it. I am sure Bobcat can contribute!!!

[Bobcat]

VIVA LA SEPARATISTS ( go quebec)

[fund razor]

We boat in Canadian waters.
People with pump-outs especially.

[fund razor]

Actually.... Canada kicked azz exactly five times.

1) Kept us drunk during prohibition.
2) World War 2, third best supporting actor
3) 1980 Iran hostage release
4) Space shuttlle arm
5) There were only 4, but it's 5 Canadian. Besides, the terms of my treaty with them preventing war dictate that I describe 5 things. So there you are. 5 Canadian reasons equals 4 US.

Really, I wish we had Tim Horton.
He's like the Canadian Dave Thomas. (RIP Dave Thomas.)

[fund razor]

If Hockey is a Canadian sport, and Lord Stanley was a Canadian, why is the Stanley Cup always on US soil?

[ar15meister]

If Hockey is a Canadian sport, and Lord Stanley was a Canadian, why is the Stanley Cup always on US soil?

hey...take it easy eh.

[BBB725]

hey...take it easy eh.

All in good fun, being part indian, feather not dot, they going to start another thread for me, " How to raise Indians for fun and profit"

[ar15meister]

All in good fun, being part indian, feather not dot, they going to start another thread for me, " How to raise Indians for fun and profit"

I can take all of the Canada jokes....

but being a Leafs fan is hard enough as it is..........

[BBB725]

I can take all of the Canada jokes....

but being a Leafs fan is hard enough as it is..........

It could be way worse, you could be a Vikings fan

[Wrinkleface]

All in good fun, being part indian, feather not dot, they going to start another thread for me, " How to raise Indians for fun and profit"

Hey Bubba, U will B happy 2 know I donated 2 your cause at the casino in Petoskey yesterday!!!!































Damn dice!!!!!

[fund razor]

All in good fun, being part indian, feather not dot

Me too actually. Not enough to get my own nation or a casino or anything. Just dark hair and a drinking problem. But that could be the Irish part.

[BBB725]

Me too actually. Not enough to get my own nation or a casino or anything. Just dark hair and a drinking problem. But that could be the Irish part.

I believe I have more then enough, my mother, Mae Moon, was raised on the Stockbidge Munsee reservation, but still no casino and I really can't handle my whiskey

[Bobcat]

hey...take it easy eh.

Hola Adam !

[ar15meister]

Hola Adam !

[fund razor]

hey...take it easy eh.

It was all in fun. Thanks for laughing along.

I live like 12 miles from Canada as the crow flies. When we boat we are in Canadian waters all the time. My neighbor has dual citizenship. We joke about Canada alot here.

Heck, I sold my first boat to a Canadian with a place in the Haystacks.

[fund razor]

Why the band Rush is so dam good:

They are actually aliens. They are too dam good to be human. The aliens couldn't read English so they got screwed up over Lake Erie and dropped them in Toronto instead of Toledo.